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    And behold, a white horse... and a pumpkin.

    Right, so the question was posed this morning: In a NO HOLDS BARRED battle to the last mythical character, who do you think would win between 'The Headless Horseman' and 'Conquest (Pestilence), the first horseman of the Apocalypse'?

    I think it's mostly important to mention that this came about during a phone conversation where the following was said:

    Subject one)
    "Oh man, I drank last night as though The Headless Horseman of the Apocalypse were galloping towards me.

    Me)
    Well friend, while I do appreciate your mixed references, I think it's important to note that 'The Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow' is a scary eff'n guy. However, he is not a 'Horsemen of the Apocalypse.'

    Subject One)
    But who would win in a fight?

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    No clue. Better ask the internet.

    So, please add some pictures, play out a scenario, run through a pumpkin patch on a white horse or do what you see fit to test your opinion. (Read: Theory)
    The world needs to know...
    Or I do.

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    Headless horseman is not in a good position. Even if he beats the first horseman, there are 3 more to follow. Prolly a big ask to beat them when you're covered with the rats and cockroaches of Pestilence.

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    ooh yeah, and when Famine comes along that Pumpkin is sure to rot.
    As for War, They both have swords.
    I doubt that Death would have much influence over him though. That's seeing as he's dead already.

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    Death has nothing to lose. It's not like he's scared of death!

    Anyway, how can the headless horseman see? Most likely he'd ride into a tree before he even met the Apocalypse horsemen.

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    Are reinforcements allowed?

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    Toffee?

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    I expect toffee would be the first victim of Pestilence. Some type of generic poison would be more apt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B View Post
    I expect toffee would be the first victim of Pestilence. Some type of generic poison would be more apt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Are reinforcements allowed?

    Reinforcements?
    For whom?
    I mean what are we talking about here, SAS Zombies, African killer bees, the rats from An American Tale, the rats from The Secret of Nimh?

    I mean, who would reinforce whom?


    Edit: I just realised that I think you mean the other horsemen reinforcing Conquest.
    In that case - no, reinforcements should stay on the sideline and wait their turn.
    Last edited by ArabTRWrist; 16-08-2009 at 11:10 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArabTRWrist
    no, reinforcements should stay on the sideline and wait their turn.
    Back to the drawing board to re-plan.

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    If you had the headless horseman on your case Johnny Depp would come to save the day. Afterwards you could get blitzed on a blizzard of cocaine and discuss Edward Sissorhands and other classics

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    is this the place where i can talk about my wet dream?,, sticky sheets and all,,

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    Allow me to sincerely congratulate you for having spawned TD's most brilliant thread ever...


    As far as who would win, I heard a theory that The Sleepy Hollow jockey lost his head during a trip to Bangkok. Having been here longer than a weekend, he will be unperturbed by any rats or cockroaches.

    I think he will get cut down by the second or third horseman.

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