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    Strange Days Have Found You!

    It has been a bit weird today - first I get a number of calls from some Dutch guy that thinks I have his girlfriend!

    For whatever reason - she has done a disappearing act, he found my Skype account and rang me for hours - I know nothing!

    Even thought I was hiding her here...and she was using my account! Jesus!

    Then, the good news!

    The Family Fuckwits - that live down the road (again "I told you so") Have really helped me out tonight!

    The wife has a sister, that spawned a creature, that likes YA BAH, over the past few years, I have loaned various items to the decent ones in the family - but lately, things have started to go missing! The Creature has been thieving to support it's habit and it's friends (apperently, if you are a piece of shit like this creature - you can be "owned" and when you are "owned" - like a dog or a cat - your owner can yell you to go and steal things, take things do this and that.

    If the dog/cat refuses it will be killed! Not a bad option in the current circumstances. I pray it dies from natural causes every day (gunshot/overdose)

    Anyway - despite my loathing for the Mother In Law, she appears to have been subjected to the attack of these creatures! and it is a bit shit at her stage in life!

    Her own Grandson and his shit headed friends have been going into her home in the middle of the day and night, when no one is around, and stealing anything they can get their filthy little hands on! Stoned on (Ya Bah)

    Up to now - they have stolen a digital camera I loaned My neice! Not to worry!
    Now a 40K Baht computer set up has disappeared, along with about 5 mobile phones...the old woman cannot sleep at night - they are walking around her house in balaclava helmets, and have even started bringing their SLUTS home and fucking them in the old womans house! Even fucking in one of the youngest kids beds while he was at school - so he came home to a bed full of CUM!

    One of the friends has just been carried off to the NICK - the rest are just making her life hell, (I know I don't really like her, but at 70 something, you should be able to sleep at night!) Play Fair!

    Now for the good news - in order to prevent the theft of further personal effects - I now have a Samsung 32" widescreen LCD TV and a Sharp fax machine, and a cotten cutting machine!

    The Samsung is fantastic! PSP/DVD/TV/PS2 - but what to do about Dogville? - I have already "pre warned" do not come here in the dark - but I worry a bit now we will have the 32" TV seekers a coming - anyway they'll end up with a head full of holes.

    But Now -

    It appears my wife is in the process of instigating a police raid to have her own nephew arrested - that is how bad it has got! They are waiting for the [at][at][at][at] to eat a bit of Ya Ba, and the local Pu Yai is going to help out! - watch this space!

    As a last resort - (as the wife was threatened) I was going to help her son like in a wild west shoot out "Wild Bill Farang and Wild Bill Promporn" - go and sort it all out - but apperently - we will end up dead -me, I am not convinced, I reckon we could have took the dogs out!

    Anyway - there is a lovely Samsung LCD TV playing in the other room - a Sharp fax machine on the floor, and a JUKI cotton cutting machine in my room ... now anyone want to make an offer?

    We shall see, but it is certainly not the land of smile that I first thought it was 11 years ago!

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    Yabba's definetly on the increase..cheap and nasty shit which fucks people's heads badly.. Hope the kid gets nicked so he can get off the shit..he's in for a rocky ride one way or another.

    As far as getting stuff nicked from your property goes, I've found that a well trained pitbull with a thirst for Thai blood seems to do the trick..fight dogs with dogs.

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    My wife's brother distroyed his brain (physically) by using Yaba but not before he ripped off anything he could get his hands on and before he was institutionalised.

    If I was you I would distance myself away from that family because it is not going to get better.

    You missus is silly for getting involved as she will have to deal with this after her brother is let out the following morning.

    Good luck anyway as I feel you will be needing some in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Yabba's definetly on the increase..cheap and nasty shit which fucks people's heads badly.. Hope the kid gets nicked so he can get off the shit..he's in for a rocky ride one way or another.

    As far as getting stuff nicked from your property goes, I've found that a well trained pitbull with a thirst for Thai blood seems to do the trick..fight dogs with dogs.
    They have dogs, but these thieving shits are around all the time so the dog doesn't worry!

    And yes, a few months getting it where the sun doesn't shine in the nick might help!

    We tried (unsuccesfully) to get the waste of space black balled into the army...god help Thailand if they ever went to war!

    The sad things are, the kid is just starting off in life, but is already selling/taking YA BA, the old witch is coming to the end of her life - it just seems so unfair - I cannot do much, without risking getting put 6 feet under - my wifes son ( he's nearly 30 - used to be able to sort things out - but now that the YA bA brigade is out there - he is in the same situation - they threaten him, his wife, the old witch, anyone - these fuckers need a real good lesson in pain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    My wife's brother distroyed his brain (physically) by using Yaba but not before he ripped off anything he could get his hands on and before he was institutionalised.

    If I was you I would distance myself away from that family because it is not going to get better.

    You missus is silly for getting involved as she will have to deal with this after her brother is let out the following morning.

    Good luck anyway as I feel you will be needing some in the near future.
    Thanks for the advice!
    But the way things are we cannot distance ourselves totally -the old witch lives a couple of KM from me - and obviously my wife feels she has to help them - you know, they are in their '70's, and these fuckers are coming inside their home when there is no one around and lifting anything they can get their hands on!

    The old witch cannot sleep at night for fear!

    I wouldn't wish that on anyone - what a way to end up in your old age!!!

    Something has to give - I just found out tonight that my missus has been physically threatened, she never told me befor ( the told you so probably made her remeber the usual KRENG JAI) - but this shit is escalating - just let the fuckers come here looking for the 32" TV - I am past the point of caring about legallity, and morals - these fuckers need to be taught a lesson! - you cannot treat old people like this - witches / bastards / beasts or whatever - they should still be allowed a bit of dignity and a bit of piece!

    I wish I could catch them on their motorbikes of a night - I'd squash the cunts like old oranges! - Every Dog has it's day! It's just a question of patience!

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    This works for me:


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    Not good mate

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    I'd be on the first bus out of that situation. Living in a foreign country is hard enough without bandits for in laws. Fcuk that.

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    just been reading through your posts Missusmiggins

    you sure are on a high, are you using Yabba? all the signs point to it

    your paranoia and style of writing are classic

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    Just pull a nice taut piano wire across the road that the fuckers drive their motocy on on the way to the house. That ought to do it. Those that are hurt on the ground, a nice bit of hand to mouth/nose should take care of making sure they are unfortunate fatalities as well. If anyone asks - "must have been pee"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    just been reading through your posts Missusmiggins

    you sure are on a high, are you using Yabba? all the signs point to it

    your paranoia and style of writing are classic
    Really? must be bored are you?

    Ya Ba?

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    only Chang! I used to be a normal person until I spent a few years here - Never touched a drink before 8pm, Situations make you change. I guess it takes it's toll!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Just pull a nice taut piano wire across the road that the fuckers drive their motocy on on the way to the house. That ought to do it. Those that are hurt on the ground, a nice bit of hand to mouth/nose should take care of making sure they are unfortunate fatalities as well. If anyone asks - "must have been pee"
    You must have been a boy scout! "Initiative" - thanks! - not a bad idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    This works for me:

    I like it, but it would probably leave a mess and a trail right to the farangs door! (but the satisfaction...how tempting!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    My wife's brother distroyed his brain (physically) by using Yaba...
    Pretty easy thing to do... not much inside the typical Thai cranium...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    I'd be on the first bus out of that situation. Living in a foreign country is hard enough without bandits for in laws. Fcuk that.
    Most of them (despite my dislike of a few of them) are "good Ghost fearing people" it is only this one piece of shit that is really causing the trouble, and there is no way in the world that I will be forced to move/leave/change for a 20 year old streak of piss on drugs!

    "It" would disappear first - It's just a bit sad for the old witch that's all - if him and his friends ever come here, then that's another chapter - they probably won't, at least not stone cold sober - like I say, that's another chapter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Not good mate
    It is a bit of a mess, I agree. The realloy sad thing here is that this "kid" was about 7 when I first came here, and was a great little lad! He had no mother/ no father, and ended up with some shit friends - now he has become everything you would dread your own child would turn into - not making excuses, but things may have been different if he had had a normal family, parents instead of grandparents, who knows!

    I can sympathise to a point, but then at the end of the day you have to be responsible for your own actions, and sadly, Thais seem oblivious to this, they show no responsibility, they seem to be unnacaountable - and again, it is instilled in them from birth.

    The whole society seems to require a dictatorship, they seem to NEED to be told what to do - they cannot hack it on their own! Choice seems to be a luxury of the upper classes. BRING BACK SARIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    just been reading through your posts Missusmiggins

    you sure are on a high, are you using Yabba? all the signs point to it

    your paranoia and style of writing are classic
    Nice observations, Andy. There are better applications than yaabaa.

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    Get a CCTV set up installed, pretty cheap nowadays. Let it be known you are buying a bunch of phones or something, they won't be far away.

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    I've always said to the wife that, if we get any scum relatives like that we're moving to a different part of the country and pronto. Fortunately they're a pretty good bunch so far. Fingers crossed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    The Creature has been thieving to support it's habit and it's friends (apperently, if you are a piece of shit like this creature - you can be "owned" and when you are "owned" - like a dog or a cat - your owner can yell you to go and steal things, take things do this and that.

    !
    So the nephew is in somekind of a Thai gang? Are they teens on motorbikes letting loose or 20/30 somethings into heavy, full scale, badness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    a nice bit of hand to mouth/nose should take care of making sure they are unfortunate fatalities
    fucking hell for once i agree with daffy!

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    They are a bunch of wasters that have never worked in their lives - it is a very small village - the "boy" is "owned" - kind of like a pet rat, owned by some criminal scum that thinks he is untouchable - but, believe me, his time is coming up very soon.

    The dogs owner basically instructs the dog to go into his grandparents house and steal a TV - the dog obeys, otherwise the dog will be put to sleep!
    Next the dogs owner wants a computer - the dog wags it's tail for a pellet of Ya Bah and goes back into it's cousins house - and steals the PC..and on and on and on....

    But now - It has got to the point where the Pu Yai is secretly involved (My wife is mates with his wife) (They have all been previously warned by the Pu Yai about the YA Bah, as usual they know better) - sadly - (or not so sadly) these fuckers are soon going to be only available on the History Channel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    They are a bunch of wasters that have never worked in their lives - it is a very small village - the "boy" is "owned" - kind of like a pet rat, owned by some criminal scum that thinks he is untouchable - but, believe me, his time is coming up very soon.

    The dogs owner basically instructs the dog to go into his grandparents house and steal a TV - the dog obeys, otherwise the dog will be put to sleep!
    Next the dogs owner wants a computer - the dog wags it's tail for a pellet of Ya Bah and goes back into it's cousins house - and steals the PC..and on and on and on....

    But now - It has got to the point where the Pu Yai is secretly involved (My wife is mates with his wife) (They have all been previously warned by the Pu Yai about the YA Bah, as usual they know better) - sadly - (or not so sadly) these fuckers are soon going to be only available on the History Channel!
    I have noticed you have ignored the posts of drCandy. That's a good idea, we don't want to encourage his sort of behaviour on the board.

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