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    the cat clawed my dick

    True. I was trying to remove her stitches after having her sterilized so how's that for karma?
    Itks right on the end on the glans, in fact I can wee out of two holes now, should I go to the doctoer?
    I don't want it infected like my leg did before, but I already soaked it in vodka to kill the germs
    Mayb it will be alright, and how long should I wait before sex or wanking again?

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    Another thai pussy injury...

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    One of the few threads that will be better without pictures willy.

    Ask your missus to keep an eye on it!

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    Moral: Put your trousers on before providing medical attention to felines.

    "in fact I can wee out of two holes now, should I go to the doctoer?" Yes

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    Hope the cat is ok

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    What’s a cat dig in every day? Litter box come to mind?

    Also this should be a concern.

    Cat scratch fever,…………….

    Kittens are more likely to carry the bacteria in their blood, and may therefore be more likely to transmit the disease than are adult cats.


    Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-scratch_disease

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    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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    I reckon that KW is passed out and has left his laptop open and logged into teakdoor and one of his mates has started this thread.

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    Dear Claude,
    suggest you get someone to kiss it better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    True. I was trying to remove her stitches after having her sterilized so how's that for karma?
    Itks right on the end on the glans, in fact I can wee out of two holes now, should I go to the doctoer?
    I don't want it infected like my leg did before, but I already soaked it in vodka to kill the germs
    Mayb it will be alright, and how long should I wait before sex or wanking again?

    That can be very dangerous KW

    cat claws contain many possible infective bacteria

    Make your little willy partly erect and plunge it into very hot water; ask AA for further advice

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    cats gonna get a sever infection in a few days for touching that bacteria infested worm . take it to the vet asap lol

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    really, when it comes to your dick you don't want to fuck around

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I was trying to remove her stitches
    Suuuuuuuure you were..

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    Let me explain I WAS wearing pants she bit me so I stood up and dropped her
    On the way down she stuck a claw out and arrested her fall by catching my dick
    Thru my pants,

    She,s ok thanks for the concern, tho I did kick her a little bit since it hurt like fuck
    While she was hanging there

    I

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    And don't panic no pics I don't wanna get banned

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    Hot water doesn,t appeal I already used vodka since that,s wot I was drinkin at the time
    And I didn't have any betadine stuff.

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    Betadine's not that good to drink anyway, better off with the vodka.
    Last edited by Plan B; 15-08-2009 at 04:10 PM.

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    fuck me, and here i was worried about posting about the wet dream i had,
    i bow to ya willy! a cat scratched pole! wot next?

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    Actually you've got me worried now cos she is a kitten well 8months old.
    But I'm at the sailing club now tis abt 4 hours away from a decent doctor
    I juz checked it no puss but it is a little bit red n swollen

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    it is a little bit red n swollen
    There's your first big clue. Get it seen to !!

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    Our cat usually sleeps under the duvet, curled up between my legs. On more than one occasion a misplaced claw or two has caused some damage.

    Once I even had to pick up the cat, gingerly get out of bed, and go and turn the light on so I could see to dislodge some claws from my scrotum.

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    Yikes! Don't mess with your dick!

    Red and swollen is never a good thing for a dick to be, unless it is due to excessive shagging. In this instance it was definitely the wrong kind of pussy to be caught on....

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    Saliva retains natural enzymes that kill germs and infection KW!

    Either negotiate something with your missus or take a trip down town to get it sorted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Our cat usually sleeps under the duvet, curled up between my legs. On more than one occasion a misplaced claw or two has caused some damage.

    Once I even had to pick up the cat, gingerly get out of bed, and go and turn the light on so I could see to dislodge some claws from my scrotum.
    Jaysus, do u not learn?

    I was dancing around the room screaming while she hung there by one claw, I won't be doing that again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post

    I was dancing around the room screaming while she hung there by one claw
    Now that should be on youtube.

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    Seeing as how the damage is done, why not pop one of those knob rings in the spare hole - at least it will stop you pissing in your eyes.

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