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    Thimericks

    Which is a cross between THaIland and liMERICKS. Clever? Well, you know..

    Write limericks about Thailand here..

    A young lass who worked in Pattaya
    Turned out to be a terrible liar
    She wed a farang
    Who had lots of satang
    And set the poor bastard on fire



    In my somtam shop nearby
    Worked a lass whom I thought was shy
    But alas I was wrong
    As she pulled down her thong
    And pointed her arse at the sky


    There once was a girl called Somporn
    Who found Ubon a bit of a yawn
    So she went to Pat Pong
    And danced to a song
    Just before her anus got torn

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    We all know that Thai girls are game,
    You've met one, you've met all, they're the same.
    And if you fell silly
    When you discover their willy,
    Just hope that the bastard is lame.

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    Katoeys are a mysterious brand
    Which newbies seem to choose when they land
    But WOOOah, they say
    When they see that they
    Are holding a great nob in their hand

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    A once knew a loony from Trang
    Who spent millions to forge the satang.
    When i ask what the crack is.
    She squeezes my knackers,
    And calls me a stupid Farang.

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    There once was a bloke from Trat
    Whose girlfriend was minus a twat
    But he didn't mind
    He was so kind
    He'd rather bugger the cat

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    I once knew a bloke lived in Packers,
    Who preffered his girls to have knackers.
    When exposed to the truth,
    That he was a poof,
    He said "fack orf ya norvern monkey. Youze do'nt know abite nuffin"

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    There was a farang in Khon Khaen
    Who was well into ladies, not men
    But alas the poor sod
    Upon shooting his wad
    Realised that this bird was a hen

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    A girl I met in Bangkok
    Sucked a lot of cock
    Blah blah blah blah
    Blah Blah blah blah
    Something something sock

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    I fellow I know from Stoke (A place in southern Thailand if you don't know it)
    Decided he wanted a poke
    So he went down soi 4
    Where he proceeded to score
    An orribly, gruesome bloke

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    A Chap named slimboyfat
    On his arse all day he sat
    When asked why
    He replied with a sigh
    I'm trying to do a shat

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