Thread: Thimericks

Which is a cross between THaIland and liMERICKS. Clever? Well, you know..

Write limericks about Thailand here..

A young lass who worked in Pattaya
Turned out to be a terrible liar
She wed a farang
Who had lots of satang
And set the poor bastard on fire



In my somtam shop nearby
Worked a lass whom I thought was shy
But alas I was wrong
As she pulled down her thong
And pointed her arse at the sky


There once was a girl called Somporn
Who found Ubon a bit of a yawn
So she went to Pat Pong
And danced to a song
Just before her anus got torn

We all know that Thai girls are game,
You've met one, you've met all, they're the same.
And if you fell silly
When you discover their willy,
Just hope that the bastard is lame.

Katoeys are a mysterious brand
Which newbies seem to choose when they land
But WOOOah, they say
When they see that they
Are holding a great nob in their hand

A once knew a loony from Trang
Who spent millions to forge the satang.
When i ask what the crack is.
She squeezes my knackers,
And calls me a stupid Farang.

There once was a bloke from Trat
Whose girlfriend was minus a twat
But he didn't mind
He was so kind
He'd rather bugger the cat

I once knew a bloke lived in Packers,
Who preffered his girls to have knackers.
When exposed to the truth,
That he was a poof,
He said "fack orf ya norvern monkey. Youze do'nt know abite nuffin"

There was a farang in Khon Khaen
Who was well into ladies, not men
But alas the poor sod
Upon shooting his wad
Realised that this bird was a hen

A girl I met in Bangkok
Sucked a lot of cock
Blah blah blah blah
Blah Blah blah blah
Something something sock

I fellow I know from Stoke (A place in southern Thailand if you don't know it)
Decided he wanted a poke
So he went down soi 4
Where he proceeded to score
An orribly, gruesome bloke

A Chap named slimboyfat
On his arse all day he sat
When asked why
He replied with a sigh
I'm trying to do a shat

UDD is Red
Others are Blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I