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    Florida Man blames cat for illegal downloads.

    Dogs have been blamed for eating homework-now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn.Police are charging Keith Griffin of Florida with 10 counts of possession of child porn after finding more than 1000 images on his personal computer.Griffin told the police he had been downloading music,and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room.Strange things appeared on the computer when he returned. He is being held in jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat. The Guardian

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    That darn cat!


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    Great aren't they? Mine gets on Utoob and plays George Michael whenever I'm a bit pissed....

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    Florida: tirelessly keeping Texas from being the most retarded state in the union.

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    Quick, get the images out of the 'puta before the cops arrive:

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    The sad truth about it all is most likely the grub is a Rock Spider and he probably gives the cat a serve every now and then as well.

    Hopefully he gets the death sentence!

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    Wait until the lawsuit appears in California.

    Cat blames /sues man for downloading bestiality movies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slackula View Post
    Florida: tirelessly keeping Texas from being the most retarded state in the union.
    You've obviously never been to Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, West Virginia, Idaho, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, etc..... These places make Florida and for that matter, Texas appear to be the bastions of social significance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib
    You've obviously never been to Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, West Virginia, Idaho, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, etc..... These places make Florida and for that matter, Texas appear to be the bastions of social significance...
    Yeah, but Florida is only state that has managed to get its own tag at Fark.com.

    The level of bizarre news that comes from there is pretty astounding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slackula
    The level of bizarre news that comes from there is pretty astounding.
    What do you expect, look at the bloodlines of the major races in Florida,,, what did you expect.

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    Fox made me laugh today when they captioned a picture of the bloke in question with a "PURR VERT" headline.

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    The US is one sick country, it's crumbling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    The US is one sick country, it's crumbling.
    I don't think it's crumbling, it's crumbled; the repeated whammys of Reagan, Bush1 and Shrub pandering to religious extremists and an obsession with wedge issues produced huge internal tensions, flames continually fanned by the far right and those cowering under an undisclosed mattress.

    They'll be OK in the end, now that they have returned to a semblance of reason and rationality (in the Govt at least, if not in their representatives here on TD) the rebuilding can begin.

    The last election was won in a decisive fashion, not a landslide unfortunately but still a pretty clear sign that the majority of the electorate have seen that the politics of the (current) right have not helped the country (or anyone else really) at all.

    If (it's a big if) the GOP has the balls to kick out, or at least marginalise, the bigots and loonies then they will win back all the moderate conservatives who are royally pissed off at the moment and perhaps become electable again.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    What do you expect, look at the bloodlines of the major races in Florida
    Demographics of Florida - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    According to the 2005 census, the racial distributions are as follows; 63.1% White, 16% African-American, 2.1% Asian American, 1.4% others (American Indians), and the remaining 18% are Hispanics or Latino (of any race).
    and a little further down:
    White people of all ethnicities are present in all areas of the state. Those of British and Irish ancestry are present in large numbers in all the urban/suburban areas across the state. There is a large German population in Southwest Florida, a large Greek population in the Tarpon Springs area, a sizable and historic Italian community in the Miami area, aging Russian Jews established a community in Miami since the 1930s with a larger representation of American Jews living in Miami Beach, and Canadians both English and French speaking groups from Canada created a large retirement and "snowbird" community in Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach since the 1970s.
    followed by this interesting snippet:
    Native white Floridians, especially those who have descended from long-time Florida families, affectionately refer to themselves as "Florida crackers." Like all the other southern states, they descend mainly from Scots-Irish as well as some British settlers, and even some evident French and Spanish heritage going back 300 to 400 years.
    So who are you blaming? the 63.1% of mainly Scots-Irish heritage or the 18% Hispanic/Latino?

    From the OP:

    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    Police are charging Keith Griffin
    From his name at least it doesn't sound like he's Hispanic, and he doesn't look particularly black to me:



    Nope, it's just another red-neck good-ole white boy pervert hick from the Southern US of A. I wonder what his political affiliations are?
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    But wait, it gets better!

    This muppet is from Jensen Beach in Martin County, Florida, the demographics of his part of the world are a hoot!

    Jensen Beach:
    The racial makeup of the CDP was 95.80% White, 2.25% African American, 0.22% Native American, 0.47% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.37% from other races, and 0.86% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.77% of the population.
    And better still, Jensen Beach is in Martin County, the results of the 2008 election there are:
    PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT
    John McCain, Sarah Palin (R): 44,110; 56.22%
    Barack Obama, Joe Biden (D): 33,474; 42.67%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)


    MARTIN COUNTY
    SHERIFF
    Robert L. "Bob" Crowder (R): 65,957; 97.75%
    Write-In: 1,517; 2.25%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)


    COUNTY COMMISSION DISTRICT 1
    Doug Smith (R): 35,960; 49.29%
    Tom Fullman (D): 28,036; 38.43%
    Joan Wilcox: 8,884; 12.18%
    Write-In: 69; 0.09%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)


    COUNTY COMMISSION DISTRICT 3
    Patrick Hayes (R): 39,898; 56.18%
    Martha Bennett (D): 31,115; 43.82%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)


    COUNTY COMMISSION DISTRICT 5
    Ed Ciampi (R): 38,785; 54.39%
    Linda Green (D): 27,512; 38.58%
    John F. Patteson (D): 5,014; 7.03%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)


    TAX COLLECTOR
    Ruth "Ski" Pietruszewski (R): 62,021; 98.29%
    Write-In: 1,082; 1.71%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)


    SCHOOLS SUPERINTENDENT
    Nancy Kline (R): 62,404; 97.77%
    Write-In: 1,421; 2.23%
    (52 of 52 precincts reporting)

    So this twat is from an overwhelmingly white and overwhelmingly Republican part of a state that has a huge white majority but switched from GOP in 2004 to Dem in 2008. We all know what happened there in 2000 so no need to rehash that.


    Armed with this information we can say that it is statistically probable that most of the looney news coming from Florida is produced by white folks of anglo-saxon descent, and not the minorities that you are so hasty to blame.

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    blackgang owned as always, don't expect an answer of any merit though, he seems to just slink away quietly or start throwing around insults when this happens.

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