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    Lightbulb Farang woman therapy - recommended dosage

    There's many men in Thailand that really seem to hate farang women and have lots of mostly playground sling at them and have nothing more constructive to say than stating the obvious regarding looks and physique when compared to their Asian/Thai counterparts - totally overlooking the fact that Thai men are also prettier than us and that we are just as white, freckly and varied in looks and kilos.

    True, farang women can be very snooty and hard to approach if one is not introduced or part or a circle of friends but if, like myself, you like a bit of a challenge then it can be rewarding. Western women are more fussy in the sense that they will not endure the drunken ramblings of a sleazy twat in a football shirt or a nebbish dweeb who tries to get laid by demonstrating the many features of his i-phone but that doesn't mean we shouldn't make an effort, they need attention too.

    If nothing else, a farang woman can be a great social companion and I would consider it unhealthy to have absolutely no contact with them, which some men do not.

    A farang woman in Thailand will get the beers in or go Dutch, even if she's British - and this will come natural, it is not because they are 'gagging for it' because nobody wants to fuck them here, far from it - That is a myth perpetuated by these bitter misogynists who never got over their divorce. It is true that a lot of women in the west are greedy cnuts and have taken their hubby to the cleaners, but they are only human and they are no more greedy than any other sex or race.

    I wouldn't really want to commit to either species of woman, but as friends or more farang women are an essential part of life, and they will sleep with you providing you don't show too much interest and can keep up with them drinking until 8am.

    It's not easy being a man in the west these days and it's because something went wrong after equality kicked in that had no brakes and spiralled out of control until we ended up being in a society where it was cool to be a bitch or a bastard, feminine to be masculine and masculine to be metrosexual.

    As much as Thai culture is fucked up, it hasn't yet gone down that road although it is still trying. Tata young proudly proclaimed how sexy, naughty and bitchy she was followed by the odd admission 'can't change the way I am' only to be lambasted to tears on Thai tv by parents of easily brainwashed Thais; an oxymoron I know. But this scale tipping imbalance of equality back home is not the fault of the western women, they just wanted to be treated equally - I don't think it was ever meant to go this far but it did, and Thailand has attracted both sexes since with an obviously vast ratio.

    Feminazis are a creation of the misogynist, a word created to describe a woman who is disgusted at the site of a fat balding man in his 50's with a 20yr old Thai girl.
    At the end of the day it really isn't their problem and they too have a hang up based on their own personal boundaries of what they would or wouldn't shag. A young attractive Thai girl has choices, she can go work in KFC and date the manager or she can keep a washed up fatso from Albuquerque emptying his sack well into his sixties and buy her dad a new tractor and herself a new Nokia.

    Women are fascinating creatures to study, and I love them all.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Didn't you post this last year ???

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    You trying to impress your GF, Scampster?

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    A farang woman in Thailand will get the beers in or go Dutch,
    and they will sleep with you
    If nothing else, a farang woman can be a great social companion

    you do make them sound rather useful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    and I love them all
    indeed scampy, it would be a sad old world without em!

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    I have said before - keen works for me , black white or brindle.
    I have minimal standards to start with and the drunker I get the lower they get

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    who tries to get laid by demonstrating the many features of his i-phone
    you have to be the sort of tard who buys an iphone to even attempt this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr View Post
    Didn't you post this last year ???
    Nope, just wrote it.

    Quote Originally Posted by NR
    You trying to impress your GF, Scampster?
    By inviting her to view TeakDoor - you're are taking the piss right?

    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    you do make them sound rather useful.
    They are just as hard work as Asian women, and potentially more aggressive, but they will get all the jokes on The Simpsons when you're lying in bed all afternoon drinking tomato juice and popping Tylenol.

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    you have to be the sort of tard who buys an iphone to even attempt this
    Indeed, i-phones are for wankers let's face it, although I do know somebody who has one and he's what you'd call a likeable knob. I hope nobody has one tomorrow night.

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    Lights out at 11pm chez moi and no nooky

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    But that's, obviously, because I am an obese dried up old prune...

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    I really do not know, I did speak to one in a pharma shop in CM last year, she was an overbearing bitch and finally I told her to keep her nose in her own fucking business.
    I finished my business with the chemist in the Pharma, who happened to be a friend of mine from years past, and the bitch was a yank too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    a nebbish dweeb who tries to get laid by demonstrating the many features of his i-phone
    I see you've met Rigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    a nebbish dweeb who tries to get laid by demonstrating the many features of his i-phone
    I see you've met Rigger.
    I dont have a I phone but they do get impressed when they see my XPERIA X1, it makes their nipples stick out

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    All woman are a pain in the ass no matter where they come from, I really dont know why you would want to talk to one anyway, if she aint going to clean or polish your knob there isnt really any point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    there isnt really any point
    yes there is



    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    their nipples stick out

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    Women should be seen but not heard

    and speak when spoken to

    Thai women yak yak too much

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    Gave up trying to root western women years ago. Just too much dam effort required for the return. But I did find that once they thought I wasn't interested it stirred them to try a little harder to impress me. Some went for the shortcut sexual angle and some went for the intellectual peer angle. I have worked in close partnership with several western women and become quite good friends with some. The funny thing is that of the western women I have come to know and trust as friends, there is only one or two that I would even consider bonking. Thats not because I dont think they are sexually attractive, just that it would seem kind of strange rooting one of your mates.

    The other tarts who try to get your interest by talking dirty and giving you a sneaky peek at their tits dont get me too excited these days as I have been down that road before and there is always a price to pay somewhere for "services rendered".

    As far as western women go for me, I like my female friends but I'll save my spunk for the Thai whores. Much less complicated, -- (unless the Missus finds out ;-0 ).

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    This piece should be named "in defense of the white whale, err I mean women.

    I love farang women, but I can't eat a whole one...

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    sCamp i was back down Rye Lane a couple of days ago you would've loved it black flange all over the place!

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    Thai women are beautiful

    The women we have to breed with in the UK are practically BOVINE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    sCamp i was back down Rye Lane a couple of days ago you would've loved it black flange all over the place!
    "Black flange", mmmm... the mind boggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    sCamp i was back down Rye Lane a couple of days ago you would've loved it black flange all over the place!
    Where is Rye Lane?

    I do like a Black bird

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    But that's, obviously, because I am an obese dried up old prune...
    If that really is the case then you should find yourself a Turk.

    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    sCamp i was back down Rye Lane a couple of days ago you would've loved it black flange all over the place!
    That's London isn't it.. You've told me a couple of months too late.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    All woman are a pain in the ass no matter where they come from
    The majority are yes, and I never said otherwise - however I'm sure it's mutual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    sCamp i was back down Rye Lane a couple of days ago you would've loved it black flange all over the place!
    From what I understand, the Scamp does like that dark meat some what better than the lighter stuff, but they always smell kinda musty to me.
    Few beers always covers that up tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post

    All woman are a pain in the ass no matter where they come from, I really dont know why you would want to talk to one anyway, if she aint going to clean or polish your knob there isnt really any point


    My mate used to say if they did not have a naughty bit they would be stacked 10 deep at the rubbish tip.

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    Yes, and if not for that pussy,. there would be a bounty on em...555

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