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    Why are sex toys illegal in Thailand ?

    A few years back I had a few toys in the bedside drawer but when had to do a spell away I gave them to a friend who has since likewise departed. No loss until just recently I've met a very interesting girl who is very adventurous and keen to try anything. Only now I find out that they are illegal ? I'm sure, this being Thailand they can be found but where ? Oh yes....and what with the ban ? Unfair competition or what ?

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    Hat Yai has a market that sells small vibrators, bit of a trip though.

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    I see those large wooden carved penises everywhere in fact I nearly ripped the undercarriage of my car out on one in Trad.

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    Krong Tom markets Bkk (not sure of correct spelling) has them everywhere on display , as well as dice , cards , porn dvd ....etc etc etc.

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    If you get a used one from Butters, be sure to scald it good to get all the shit off of it as it could carry a heavy bunch of bacteria and virus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
    A few years back I had a few toys in the bedside drawer but when had to do a spell away I gave them to a friend who has since likewise departed. No loss until just recently I've met a very interesting girl who is very adventurous and keen to try anything. Only now I find out that they are illegal ? I'm sure, this being Thailand they can be found but where ? Oh yes....and what with the ban ? Unfair competition or what ?
    Hang on.

    So you give second your used sex-toys to your friends, and your friends accept them.

    Yeeuuuucccchhhhhhh.

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    Most women could also be considered second hand sex toys from many males point of view

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    I see those large wooden carved penises everywhere in fact I nearly ripped the undercarriage of my car out on one in Trad.
    Your "car", eh? Is that what they're calling it these days....

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    ^They have funny words those Aussies, things like back bottom and front bottom and stuff, still never heard of your arse being called a car though

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    There is a online Thai store that you can buy this type of stuff, but lost the link, but I am sure someone posted it here on TD

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    Yea Rigger, I would think he is looking for something that is electric start tho, seems the old Kick start models just do not go over as well as they used to.

    Like your new AV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix
    Why are sex toys illegal in Thailand ?
    For the same reason prostitution, gambling, drink driving, driving without a license, corruption and cruelty to animals are. Nobody knows..

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    Check the markets - usually the naughty dvd sellers seem to know how to acquire such devices.

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    I reckon if you looked around a mobile phone would do just as good ......sort of multi functional thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
    A few years back I had a few toys in the bedside drawer but when had to do a spell away I gave them to a friend who has since likewise departed. No loss until just recently I've met a very interesting girl who is very adventurous and keen to try anything. Only now I find out that they are illegal ? I'm sure, this being Thailand they can be found but where ? Oh yes....and what with the ban ? Unfair competition or what ?
    Because Thai women would no longer need Thai men!
    Imagine it - pleasure without the need to be subserviant, without the need to be a second class citizen, no need to prostrate yourself at your husbands feet every night - the race would die out within 30 years!

    Just two days ago, picking my son up from school, there was a "man on woman" argument going on on the other carriageway, he had her by the hair and kicking the shit out of her - now, what would you rather have? THAT or a vibrating friend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggersback View Post
    Krong Tom markets Bkk (not sure of correct spelling) has them everywhere on display , as well as dice , cards , porn dvd ....etc etc etc.
    Thanks for the heads up. I'll get down there when I've got a minute and see whats in the offing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
    A few years back I had a few toys in the bedside drawer but when had to do a spell away I gave them to a friend who has since likewise departed. No loss until just recently I've met a very interesting girl who is very adventurous and keen to try anything. Only now I find out that they are illegal ? I'm sure, this being Thailand they can be found but where ? Oh yes....and what with the ban ? Unfair competition or what ?
    Because Thai women would no longer need Thai men!
    Imagine it - pleasure without the need to be subserviant, without the need to be a second class citizen, no need to prostrate yourself at your husbands feet every night - the race would die out within 30 years!

    Just two days ago, picking my son up from school, there was a "man on woman" argument going on on the other carriageway, he had her by the hair and kicking the shit out of her - now, what would you rather have? THAT or a vibrating friend?
    Vibrators don't fork out money.

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    Anyway vibrators are forbidden in Thailand for the same reason drugs, prostitution, pirate DVDs are forbidden : to allow the BiB to fill their pockets from people selling them.

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    Illegal in some US states I think too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Illegal in some US states I think too.
    Along with oral and anal sex too! (anyone ever heard of a prosecution for getting the wife to blow you - I said "WIFE" not that prick of an actor that got caught with the good time girl...what was his name...hoity toity prat - better than your average person - not even a decent actor either - unless you liked David Niven and Errol Flynn types hurtled into the 21st century - GRANT - pompous fucking Mr. something Nobody Grant! Hugh (like Huge - as in Huge Mistake)

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    I think oral sex is illegal in New York, that raving homo George Michael has been arrested a couple of times for it, although it may have been because he was propositiong blokes in the public toilets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
    A few years back I had a few toys in the bedside drawer but when had to do a spell away I gave them to a friend who has since likewise departed. No loss until just recently I've met a very interesting girl who is very adventurous and keen to try anything. Only now I find out that they are illegal ? I'm sure, this being Thailand they can be found but where ? Oh yes....and what with the ban ? Unfair competition or what ?
    The other reason that came to mind was that 4 and 5 year old Thai Children would realise how big a normal cock was, which would make the average Prah feel a bit innadequate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I think oral sex is illegal in New York, that raving homo George Michael has been arrested a couple of times for it, although it may have been because he was propositiong blokes in the public toilets.
    Who was the porn star that tried to get elected over there..."La Ciciollina" and she went to town on their laws about blow jobs...and some of these "God fearing people" kinda frown on a bit of ANAL - but they'd blow your head off for walking on their property! Hallelujah!

    I never saw nothing in the 10 commandments about ANAL or BJ - but I believe there was a clause about killing people!

    The 11th Commandment - (which they hid - was Thou shalt not be a hypocrite!)
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    Old style twin tub washing machine on fast spin........... saw one in Tesco Lotus yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Old style twin tub washing machine on fast spin........... saw one in Tesco Lotus yesterday.
    Yes, but how would you explain to the staff why you were wheeling it into the fitting room with an extension cable ?

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