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    Early Britons were cannibals

    Also from the Telegraph. This kind of explains why a trip to Crazy Daves is not the worst option for a lot of British expats.

    Early Britons 'were cannibals' - Telegraph

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    What's the bet they ate each other whilst drinking some piss-warm beer too.

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    What a pity; no recipes.

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    Proof that bone diggers are prone to making huge assumptions.

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    what a pity, they didnt eat them all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    What a pity; no recipes.
    Arm*




    * Salt optional*

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    Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Ere, this tastes a bit funny"

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    Does oral sex count as cannibalism or is it just looked on as licking the gravy ?

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    A cannibal was sat crying next to a pile of shit, "What's up" asks his mate.

    "I've just dumped my girlfriend". He said.

    (I'll get my coat)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonraker View Post
    A cannibal was sat crying next to a pile of shit, "What's up" asks his mate.

    "I've just dumped my girlfriend". He said.

    (I'll get my coat)
    And leave your keys at reception.

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    Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."

    "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

    "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

    "Why not?" asked the son.

    "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

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    Nothing new here except one question?? Is that Scottish, Orish, Welsh and England all in the same group?? I was unaware that it was considered GBR back in the day of cannibalism..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivingForce
    Is that Scottish, Orish, Welsh and England all in the same group?? I was unaware that it was considered GBR back in the day of cannibalism..
    At this time Britain was still joined to Ireland and to the continent of Europe, what do you think?

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    yeah so? was it unified??Is the question...

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    It wasnt GBR. The people were called the Britons, by the Romans I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivingForce
    yeah so? was it unified??Is the question
    Brittannia or Brittānia was the name used by the Romans from the 1st century BC. Following the Roman conquest of AD 43.

    Act of Union with Scotland was 1707 and Ireland was 1801.

    Again, at the time of this so called cannibalism, what is now know as the UK was still physicaly attached to continental Europe, there are some clues in here for you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Again, at the time of this so called cannibalism, what is now know as the UK was still physicaly attached to continental Europe, there are some clues in here for you.
    So this was just before the Euros got sick of the Poms and cast them off into the sea?

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    Anyway, what were known as the Britons are essentially the Welsh and Cornish nowadays, so that explains a lot...

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    Proof that Kiwis came from the UK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    there are some clues in here for you.
    Thanks for the cheeky answer finally, but I didn't need the clues I was examining just how 'up' you are on your own history and wondering who was going to take ownership of the history and who would deny it?

    The Romans referred to them as Britons but what was the internal politics of the time?? I doubt there was that level of unity in consideration of who was a "Briton" and who wasn't or else why would there have been centuries of differentiation post Roman times ..... And ultimately who (which region) if there is any distinction? Were the ones considered to be cannibals prior to the Romans coming in and civilizing them or was it a common practice across Britain with no distinctive civility by any group of currently referred to UK nations of citizens..

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    "pot polish" i.e the smoothing effect of a bone hitting tin as it boills away is generally regarded as a strong indication of prehistoric canabalism. This is a lot of supposition from a lazy ink shitter.

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    Who gives a fuck?

    Cannibalism still goes on today, and so does necrophilia - we should be proud of ourselves.

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    ^^ Kiddie fiddlers have given all the "-philias" a bad name mate. I looked on eating my mother-in-laws corpse as later day recycling but did authorities see it like that? DID THEY FUCK !

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    I looked on eating my mother-in-laws corpse
    But they did not know you were serious, we do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    ^^ Kiddie fiddlers have given all the "-philias" a bad name mate. I looked on eating my mother-in-laws corpse as later day recycling but did authorities see it like that? DID THEY FUCK !
    Why are you addressing yourself?? Your post is the second one up from this post..

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