Okay, she's quit her job at the call centre in Manila and is threatening to go back to Hong Kong and peddle her toot toot in the nightclubs unless I email her a signed letter saying that she was my PA for two years between 2006 and 2008 and that she was a model employee etcetera, with my contact details so they can confirm it and give her a job in Canada or wherever.
How the fuck do I send a signed letter via email? ...Surely this is not necessary.