eating PORK boosts your sex life?too bad if your a muslim

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Eat pork, spice up your sex life: Argentina's Kirchner

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Eating pork is at least as effective as popping a Viagra pill to spice up your sex life, according to Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, who claims to have tested the theory. Skip related content
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"Pork consumption improves sexual activity," Kirchner informed a surprised gathering of business people at a meeting at the presidential palace.
"This is not a small detail," she said at the gathering to announce a reduction in the price of pork.
"Besides, some nicely grilled pork is much more gratifying than taking Viagra."
Kirchner said she ate some roasted pork over the weekend with her husband, former president Nestor Kirchner, at the couple's retreat in Argentina's bucolic southern Patagonia region, with "impressive" results.
"We were in high spirits the whole weekend," she said, smiling.
"I'm a pork fanatic," she added, "and I'm not saying this just to impress you, or for self-promotion."
The head of the association of pork producers, Juan Uccelli, on Thursday backed up Kirchner's claims.
He said that people in Denmark and Japan, where pork consumption is high, "have much more harmonious sexual lives than us Argentines have."
Argentines however are the world's most voracious beef eaters, with an annual per capita consumption of between 68 and 73 kilos.
President Kirchner has been the target of fierce criticism lately for seeking to remove the head of the Central Bank, Martin Redrado.

[blackgang]

Shit, Just having something as foxy as that in my bed would sure make a difference in my sex life.
I don't use Viagra, but with that I could pobly go as many as 3 times a year au natutral.

[StrontiumDog]

After reading this I went out and ate pork chops, bacon and some grilled barbecued pork.

Now I feel incredibly fat and about as horny as a vacuum cleaner (a Dyson obviously).

Didn't work for me. Lying bitch.

[the dogcatcher]

I know a muslim girl that eats pork, the sword variety. Swallows too!

[blackgang]

I got some pork belly coming out of cure and will have the first of it in the morning,, so will let ya know later,, maybe it is something I put in the cure that makes me horny,, or maybe my wife cooking my brekkie in the nude does it..

[pickel]

my wife cooking my brekkie in the nude does it..

I fried up some bacon in the nude once.......and only once.

[the dogcatcher]

I gave Laosy a good porking after breakfast today. Only ate a couple of small rashers with some sweet chilli sauce and a baked bean.
She had a Frankfurter.

[barbaro]

Yes, Muzzies and Jews don't eat port.

Goofy screwballs, they are

[swanks]

Is it eating pork that is suppost to make you horny or having your pork 'eaten'?

[StrontiumDog]

Experiment 2.

As the first one was such a diabolical failure, I thought it would be better to change some of the variables.

Therefore, as part of my thorough research into this alleged phenomena, I have planned in advance and eaten a small pigs worth of pork for lunch. Now, I'm on a sure thing this evening and I figure that by then my little moo will have been digested and the alleged beneficial effects would be in full swing (as I hope will I).

Results to follow. Sorry no pics.

[StrontiumDog]

Well I have to confess much enjoyment was had. However, after lots of vodka and other intoxicating beverages, I'm unable to decide whether it was a drink induced reverie or the pork that made the difference.

A further experiment without alcohol will be conducted as soon as possible.