Thaivisa and the whores

**Butterfly** · 18-06-2006, 09:57 AM

^ well good point. Is Masturbation an homosexual act ? We should open a thread about it.

how many have tried to give themselves blow jobs when they were teenagers ?

**Rigger** · 18-06-2006, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

hypocritical tosspots.

what do you call it when you masturbate - aka fcuk your hand ( or pneumatic lady , etc ) ..... oh , its not a male on male hand job cause its you doing it ? by your puritan value system its an unnatural abhorrance .

I call it wanking and I dont think you could compair it to taking it in the poo hole and sucking a guys dick for one they say masturbate is healty and I cant see any health benifits of putting a cock in your ass or sucking on one can you

**peterpan** · 18-06-2006, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

hypocritical tosspots.

what do you call it when you masturbate - aka fcuk your hand ( or pneumatic lady , etc ) ..... oh , its not a male on male hand job cause its you doing it ? by your puritan value system its an unnatural abhorrance .

Ahhhh! Always suspected you had a "thing" going with Percy.

**HAMILTON** · 18-06-2006, 04:14 PM

[quote=Butterfly
how many have tried to give themselves blow jobs when they were teenagers ?

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I still hurt my back trying

**Skulldigger** · 18-06-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by baldrick

hypocritical tosspots.

what do you call it when you masturbate - aka fcuk your hand ( or pneumatic lady , etc ) ..... oh , its not a male on male hand job cause its you doing it ? by your puritan value system its an unnatural abhorrance .

I call it wanking and I dont think you could compair it to taking it in the poo hole and sucking a guys dick for one they say masturbate is healty and I cant see any health benifits of putting a cock in your ass or sucking on one can you

You dont lick a sheila's genitals for 'health' reasons either, do you?

If you take the 'health' arguments further, it makes sense to outlaw prostitution and try to curb people having casual sex as well, because of the spread of claps, AIDS, scab and other nasty diseases.

Personally I could not care less where other people put their dicks, as long as they do not put it in me.

**Rigger** · 18-06-2006, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

You dont lick a sheila's genitals for 'health' reasons either, do you?

Well now that you mention it yes it does have health reasons it is the best stuff for getting rid of pimples on your face

**Dougal** · 18-06-2006, 08:40 PM

I can't say that I have ever conducted anything like a proper survey (people might start to talk) on the subject but over the years I have met many blokes who have expressd the same nausea/disgust/affont at the idea of sex between two men.

BUT

I have never met any man who when posed the hypothetical question 'Would you join in a sex session with two lesbians if you were invited?' Has not answered with something like 'Too bloody right.'

This leads me to the conclusion that it is not the unnatural nature of same sex relationships that so revolts such men so much as the threat that sex between two men poses. i.e. their confidence in their own sexuality.

Of course that does not apply to anyone here, we are all red blooded 100% hairy chested heterosexuals aren't we?

**danbo** · 18-06-2006, 10:34 PM

I have never once in my 43 years been attracted to a another male - The feeling of, 'Ooh they're nice' has just never-ever been there. But I see absoutley no reason why someone else may not have looked at the bloke in the butchers and thought to themselves, 'Ooh, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for making crumbs eating cookies'. Simplistic, but true: 'up to them'. This talk of what's 'right' and 'normal' is more nonsense than 10 tins of alphabetti-spaghetti upturned randomly. Don't worry about it! Seriously, if you are beating yourself up about what two consenting adults get up to in the privacy of their own jacuzi then you have a sadder life than me, and that's saying something. Personally I do not believe that anyone can possibly in all honesty enjoy the taste of celery - but I don't think that they should be put in jail for doing so....Maybe undergo therapy and have electro-shock treatment, but not jail.....unless they are persistent offenders....

**Whiteshiva** · 19-06-2006, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by baldrick

hypocritical tosspots.

what do you call it when you masturbate - aka fcuk your hand ( or pneumatic lady , etc ) ..... oh , its not a male on male hand job cause its you doing it ? by your puritan value system its an unnatural abhorrance .

I call it wanking and I dont think you could compair it to taking it in the poo hole and sucking a guys dick for one they say masturbate is healty and I cant see any health benifits of putting a cock in your ass or sucking on one can you

You dont lick a sheila's genitals for 'health' reasons either, do you?

If you take the 'health' arguments further, it makes sense to outlaw prostitution and try to curb people having casual sex as well, because of the spread of claps, AIDS, scab and other nasty diseases.

Personally I could not care less where other people put their dicks, as long as they do not put it in me.

Great post, and that last sentence really summons up my feelings on the matter!

**ADare** · 19-06-2006, 01:15 AM

**DrAndy** · 19-06-2006, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

Personally I could not care less where other people put their dicks, as long as they do not put it in me.

well, I hope you liked your lunch, that waiter just gave you some extra filling

**lom** · 19-06-2006, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Correct, we shouldn't follow everything in the animal kingdom, but we can't deny everything from there either.

Peacock tries for some high-octane action
June 17 2006 at 03:35PM
London - Mr P, a proud peacock fuelled with passion, is spending 18 hours a day strutting his stuff at a petrol station trying to turn on one of the pumps, British newspapers reported Saturday.

The randy animal puts on a dazzling display of mating prowess at a service station in Brierly, south-west England, for three months a year, in the vain hope of getting some high-octane action with the pumps.

But after three years of petrol station prowling, the bird-brained Romeo's antics have been brought to the attention of the local authorities - who are now plotting to capture Mr P and put an end to his preening there.

Ornithologists reckon he is attracted by the clicking sound of the pumps, which resemble the mating calls of a broody peahen, The Times said.

'Attracted by the clicking sound of the pumps'His owner Shirley Horsman said: "In spring he gets his tail feathers and he gets frisky. Then he goes looking for love.

"He gets very amorous and the clicking of the petrol pumps makes the same noise as a peahen crying, 'Come on, I'm ready!'. Every time he hears someone filling up, he thinks he's on to a good thing.

"It must be so hard for him listening to these pumps giving him the come-on all day long but with no way of relieving that pent-up frustration."

His two brothers are similarly dim-witted when it comes to love. One appears to have a crush on a cat while the other has been spotted attempting to mate with a garden light. - Sapa-AFP

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