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    Another pussy whipped bloke...

    a friend passed on this email to ask my advice.....

    I told her to stop twisting his balls.

    Tirak,

    Thank you for listening to me on the phone before. I am sad that you want to hear my voice so you would feel better, but your munkeystupidguy told you something what not make your feeling better.

    I understand you feeling sad, angry, and probably not want to talk to me because you not trust me anymore.... I am probably not worth you...

    I will write down what happend, so you have an idear, I talked through the phone, but I want you to understand the whole story, but I not want to force you into anything.. if you not want to see me or talk to me ever again I understand, eventhough it was not my intention to do this and the last what I want was to hurt your feelings.

    I went to a massage place, and because my feet still tjeb from hitting a stone I could not get feetmassage. I went inside and ask if they mi thai massage. The massageshop said mai mi, but said mi oil massage available. I said yes, eventhough not understand what to expect exactly.
    I get towel and showered. I came in the room with everythin back on, T-shirt, shorts etc. The massage lady said I should remove clothing because she need to put on oil. I did, but leave on my slipje. She start massaging my back and that ok, then she went lover and put my slipje like string, first I okay, but later it tjeb so I decided to take of slipje so not tjeb anymore, and I was under big towel anyway. But by doing this I gave of wrong signal I think, because after massage back over she turn me around, and start massaging my feet (still towel over me), she then went up, and suddenly grabbed my piemel and started to massage this. I shocked, turn away and said mai dai mai dai, I not want. The massage lady said ok ok, said I finish massage and I put on my clothing, and only thing I did was sit normal, and she massage my shoulder 1 minute and then did with both hands that massage finished.
    She then dissapeared to somewhere and I went to hong nahm and then paid for massage at counter and went outside.
    I was still a bit shocked, but thought, nothing really happened, and I thought better not tell nawar since u might think bad of me that I wanted this and I was searching for this. I want you to know, the last thing on my mind was massage like this, I wasn;t even excited so to speak. I did not think it was even available at place like this at Bang Saen.

    I understand you upset and angry or not understand me, and one thing I can promise you, I feel only sabai when you massage me, eventhough maybe because of this I have never the chance to experience this ever again because you not want to see or talk to me since I hurt your feelings.
    I am not blaming anyone then myself, and I feel very stupid to hurt your feelings by actions like this, and eventhough I was not looking for this, looking back I should have been a little less naieve and not just agree to something I not sure what it was or what going to happend, and especially giving off the wrong signals.

    Loving and caring each other is important, but another important thing is trust, and I realise I have broken this, I stopped right away, but you can never trust me or feel more worried when I am alone somewhere. But I want you to know you are the only one for me, the only one I feel comfortable, loved and cared by, I never have felt this by anybody else. But I realise also that you not might feel the same anymore and while I really hope you will give me a chance I respect everything you will say about this.

    I will send this to you now. Please read this, and I understand this is difficult.

    Your Munkeyguy.

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    and why do perfectly educated blokes has to speak to a perfectly educated thai in fukkn thai bargirl pidgin english?

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    Huh? Why was a guy wearing a slip?

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    Sounds like the guy has a piemel, whateverthefvckthatis, but needs to grow some balls...

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    Men are fucking pussy !!!

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    R.I.P.


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    ^And as for french men, what are they fucking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    and why do perfectly educated blokes has to speak to a perfectly educated thai in fukkn thai bargirl pidgin english?
    Same reason perfectly educated guys posts txt tlk, I guess...

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    ^Kingwilly posts text talk as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    a friend passed on this email to ask my advice.....
    and for what reason did you think it a good idea to pass it on to us?

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    What is a piemel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    What is a piemel?
    From Wictionary
    [edit] Noun

    piemel (plural piemels, diminutive piemeltje)
    1. pecker, euphemism for penis

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    Munkeyguy?

    posted by the guy who always has an ape for his avatar.


    hmmmmmm. 'Friend' huh?

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    oh crap!

    its not me!


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    How did his (or should that be your KW) 'teerak' find out he (you) went to a massage parlour in the first place?

    Was she stalking him(you)?

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    I read it as if it was the girl writing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    How did his (or should that be your KW) 'teerak' find out he (you) went to a massage parlour in the first place?
    The idiot probably felt guilty, had the urge to be 'honest.'

    Somethings a man has to keep to himself. Reformed, or feeling guilty. Some shit you just don't tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    How did his (or should that be your KW) 'teerak' find out he (you) went to a massage parlour in the first place?
    he told her.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I read it as if it was the girl writing it.
    Exactly my point, why do blokes feel that they have to dilute the level of English that they use with their 'tilac's' ??

    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    The idiot probably felt guilty, had the urge to be 'honest.' Somethings a man has to keep to himself. Reformed, or feeling guilty. Some shit you just don't tell.
    Agree with you there.

    But I have a long msn conversation with this girl, it seems to me that she has him by the short and curlys and just keeps wanting to twist.

    She wanted my advice, because the office girls she checked with made her feel worse.

    1. She was pissed that he went for a massage during the day while she was working.

    2. She was pissed that he got naked for a massage, and even that he let another girl touch his bare skin.

    3. She wanted to know why he waited to tell her, I said perhaps cos he knew you'd be pissed at him, her response was that she didnt react badly, she just cried and then went silent on him.

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    what western cuntry is the poor fcuk sitting in ?

    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    She wanted my advice, because the office girls she checked with made her feel worse.
    so did you explain to her that it was not like the bloke had been gobbed off by a ladyboy in the dark corner of a bar ?


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    Hmmm perhaps your mate should grow a few and tell her she can be easily replaced?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    what western cuntry is the poor fcuk sitting in ?
    Holland.

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    so did you explain to her that it was not like the bloke had been gobbed off by a ladyboy in the dark corner of a bar ?
    My Oath I did!

    when she first texted me, she didnt tell me the whole story, they had broken up etc etc.

    I thought the worst, when I got that story, he didnt even have a happy ending, i told her to stop twisting his balls or she will lose him!

    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric
    Hmmm perhaps your mate should grow a few and tell her she can be easily replaced?
    My mate is the female, him I've met once or twice, but not really in contact with.

    In fact, I think they are supposed to be getting married next year.,..

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    Oil massage - who gives a fk? The fact he told her should give her comfort.

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    men have a god given right to fuck around, not only it's our natural duty, but we have real physical needs

    hard to understand for any female, like it's impossible for us to understand what they go through when they have their PMS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    but we have real physical needs
    i don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    i don't.
    that's because you jerk off too much on porn, or you should check your prostate !!!

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