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    50 quid a week for food for a family of 4 seems to be a bargain, think it costs more than that here in Thailand.

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    What a bunch of lard arse wasters, They get over 1.1 million baht a year paid by hard working Pakistani bus drivers.

    Imagine hard hard it would be to get ones knob into those whales, I know mine couldn't reach.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    50 quid a week for food for a family of 4 seems to be a bargain, think it costs more than that here in Thailand.
    I don't buy any chips, burgers or wine but I still need well over double their 50 quid a week for food for my family of 4.

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    Typical Daily Mail spin, IMO. Sure they don't appear to exercise, but I'm sure they didn't say they 'deserve more' or that after watching TV they're sometimes so tired they need a nap. No-one who wanted to appeal to public sympathy would say those things & I've seen (personally) how journalists put their own spin on things said or sometimes change them entirely.

    Another thing is that it's cheaper to eat crap in UK than to eat healthily. Processed foods like own brand burgers & fish fingers are basically nutritionally useless but are far cheaper than decent cuts of meat or fruit & veg. I doubt they even know that much about balancing their diets. Funny that here veg, fish & things that are good for you are usually cheaper than crap (unless we're talking 5bt packets of noodles), but in the UK, the situation is reversed.

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    Looks like a bunch of oompa-loompas on steroids...

    How could someone do that to themselves??? Never mind, Merika is full of them too...

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    that don't seem to much worse than the USA, the darkies get paid the same thing just for being to lazy to work and make extra on the side as drug dealers and shootists, and pimping for their wife and daughters also pays something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Typical Daily Mail spin, IMO. Sure they don't appear to exercise, but I'm sure they didn't say they 'deserve more' or that after watching TV they're sometimes so tired they need a nap. No-one who wanted to appeal to public sympathy would say those things & I've seen (personally) how journalists put their own spin on things said or sometimes change them entirely.

    Another thing is that it's cheaper to eat crap in UK than to eat healthily. Processed foods like own brand burgers & fish fingers are basically nutritionally useless but are far cheaper than decent cuts of meat or fruit & veg. I doubt they even know that much about balancing their diets. Funny that here veg, fish & things that are good for you are usually cheaper than crap (unless we're talking 5bt packets of noodles), but in the UK, the situation is reversed.
    I know NR, the Daily Mail is not averse to bending the truth, and being selective with quotations, they are so far to the right they stop just short of endorsing the BNP. But surely people like these are clearly in need of help.

    I think the Dept of Social Security should buy them a 60" TV, with free sky TV subscription and a remote with big numbers for their chubby fingers. They should also be provided with an extra wide, heavy duty sofa..........























    ..........and have their fat arses nailed to it to stop them getting to the kitchen, and to stop them leaving the house and frightening children.
    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    What a bunch of lard arse wasters, They get over 1.1 million baht a year paid by hard working Pakistani bus drivers.

    Imagine hard hard it would be to get ones knob into those whales, I know mine couldn't reach.

    So, these are the people getting dole money for being obese? And they are smiling.

    Fookin' ridiculous.

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    Come on milky, we know you fancy the blond one

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    They should be subjected to compulsory lipo-suction

    Should make enough boi-diesel to run an articulated lorry for a year

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    I've always wanted to know.
    When you're that fat, how do you wipe your arse??

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    get yr fat sister to do it for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen
    When you're that fat, how do you wipe your arse??
    With toilet paper in the UK & the bum gun here, I would imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen
    When you're that fat, how do you wipe your arse??
    With toilet paper in the UK & the bum gun here, I would imagine.
    I can see them using the bum gun, though they would have to be a good shot.
    Paper? Nah...there arms aren't long enough to reach around their bum cheeks.

    Alternatively, I guess they would have to go between the legs, but, that would mean wiping towards their naughty bits which I believe is a no-no due to the risk of infection.

    Fascinating subject, this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen
    Paper? Nah...there arms aren't long enough to reach around their bum cheeks.
    Hmmm, a challenge here, methinks. Can anyone engineer minded work out an arm to arse ratio and settle this for us? I think their stubby little fingers will just manage with the bog roll, but my fine feathered friend reckons that the limbs and digits aren't sufficiently lengthy... Anyone?

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    I always thought fish 'n chips was a greasy meal, here we see the consequences of it.

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    It's easy to work out the thickness of finger/circumference of inner bogroll ratio. After thet it just gets messy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Come on milky, we know you fancy the blond one
    Well, if I could mooch off of her dole money, I wouldn't have to work.

    I could surf TD all day. (Wait a minute, I do that now, anyway.)

    But more cushion for the pushin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    They should be subjected to compulsory lipo-suction
    and turn their fat into soap to to sell to department stores at $20 a bar. They'd sell the women their own fat asses back to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Come on milky, we know you fancy the blond one
    Spread a little flour on her and look for the wet spot...

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    The Mail is one of the reasons I left England too.

    Not untypical misrepresentation of the facts:

    "Yet of their 22,508 a year in tax-free benefits - equivalent to a 30,000 salary..."

    It doesn't specify but the way the text reads, that's between 4 adults, each of whom is raking in 100 a week. Out-fucking-rageous. Let's not worry about the chairman of RBS running his company into the ground, sticking the state with a bill for billions and then fucking off with a 16 million pension to get Peruvian whores to blow coke up his arse. No, fuck that. Let's all point and laugh at some fat people. And the fucking Mail and their shitty stupid fucking readership have the gall to whinge about how the country's gone to the dogs. Fucking right it has. Because those fucking cunts have taken it there. Aaarrgghhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    The Mail is one of the reasons I left England too.

    Not untypical misrepresentation of the facts:

    "Yet of their 22,508 a year in tax-free benefits - equivalent to a 30,000 salary..."

    It doesn't specify but the way the text reads, that's between 4 adults, each of whom is raking in 100 a week. Out-fucking-rageous. Let's not worry about the chairman of RBS running his company into the ground, sticking the state with a bill for billions and then fucking off with a 16 million pension to get Peruvian whores to blow coke up his arse. No, fuck that. Let's all point and laugh at some fat people. And the fucking Mail and their shitty stupid fucking readership have the gall to whinge about how the country's gone to the dogs. Fucking right it has. Because those fucking cunts have taken it there. Aaarrgghhh.
    FFS calm down Dan you will give your self a heart attack. It's a light hearted look at how useless Britain has become these days. Just look at the responses. Half a dozen posts and the TD readership is looking at engineering solutions for cleaning up shit. You should be saying well done chas for bringing a little light relief into our humdrum existence.
    PS I'm a Times reader and the link was sent to me by a council manager, honest.

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    I reckon in a couple of years expats from the UK in Thailand will be streaming back there in droves.

    Not too dissimilar to what is currently happening in Dubai.

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    Hmmm.....not too sure about that. Expats in Dubai are mainly there for emplyment, not so in Thailand.

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