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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Do not sleep with a menstruating women, If you do not die you will be Afflicted with pus-filled boils and blindness.
    Load of bolloxs.

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    ^True, but at the same time that was written the English thought a menstruating woman could kill a fruit tree by touching it and that if she sliced meat while she had the painters in the meat would rot before anybody could eat it. Fek knows what she could have done to your todger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Cutting your hair on a Wednesday is a NO NO, the local barber (alcholic AIDS ridden expert) even closes his shop as no-one comes.
    I had difficulties to find an open barber shop on a wednesday.

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    Another Miggins classic! pmsl

    Thanks for the bump DrBob, I missed this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    So, I am in a bit of a "no mans land"
    obsessions ?

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    The Midget washes my feet once a month. Bloody lovely it is too.

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    fuckin fantastic miggins,
    my arse hole stinks too, i think youve definately proven that theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    my missus SHITS like buffloe on laxatives
    This one did it for me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by splitlid View Post
    fuckin fantastic miggins,
    my arse hole stinks too, i think youve definately proven that theory.
    well, my shit smells like EAU DE fukkn COLOGNE,and there are a lot of people on this forum (but far more on the "other " forum) who think that the bargirl they marrried's shit smells the same as mine does!!!



    nobody ever bought me a house and a pickup yet, tho!

    of course, i don't suck cock, so there may be a clue there

    ..............but i am 100% sure that any farang who bought their bargirl a pickup MUST be sucking her cock!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    ^True, but at the same time that was written the English thought a menstruating woman could kill a fruit tree by touching it and that if she sliced meat while she had the painters in the meat would rot before anybody could eat it. Fek knows what she could have done to your todger
    And being a Doctor..can you diagnose this?

    » The mystery of the menstruating men - Blogger News Network

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    The feet washing stuff comes from a compendium of practices for a healthy life. They were collected and put into the form of a poem, Sawasdi Raksa, by the famed Thai poet Sunthorn Phu. Every Thai knows Sawasdi raksa and it's deeply ingrained in Thai culture. I wrote about it on here a long time ago as it was interesting to me and I think it woukld be interesting to any foreigner who wants to know the background to some of what many consider strange Thai behaviour. The OP is here https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...tml#post267530 but I'm going to quote it in full anyway;

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    Yellow Shirts, Pus-Filled Boils, and the Splendour of the Feet

    (Seperated from my other thread on Thai magic and superstitions
    because this is more about Thai literature and poetry than magic)

    I'd guess that most of us know that the people of Thailand have a
    tradition of matching the colour of their clothes to the days of the week.
    Most noticeably on Mondays when the country is awash in yellow. The most
    common explaination for the wearing of yellow is that it's in honour of HM the
    King. This is true, but it's not the whole story.

    One of Thailands greatest poets was a chap known as Sunthorn Phu. He was
    born in 1786 and lived at the court of Rama II. Sunthorn was quick with
    words and Rama II, himself a poet, favoured him greatly. Sunthorn
    produced many of the greatest works of Thai literature. Unfortunately he was
    hot-tempered and arrogant and, after the death of Rama II, he was banished
    from court and his title of Sunthorn, meaning melodious, was taken from
    him.

    One of his most popular poems is called Sawasdi Raksa, meaning Taking
    Care of Ones Welfare, bodily and spiritually. This codifies, among other
    things, the colour of clothes appropriate for each day. I'm not aware of a
    good poetic translation into English but as it's an interesting poem I'd like to
    share this prose version. Quite a few of the recommendations made in the
    poem are still observed today.

    The original was written 8 syllables to a line with an internal rhyming scheme.

    ---

    Sunthorn writes for the Royal Princes according to the Blessed Texts.
    These words are fit for those of rank and dignity.
    Observe them and your luck and life will be long,
    Your descendants many, and your power and happiness daily increased.

    Live according to the teachings of the Ancients.

    In the morning, arising from bed, do not be angry.
    Turn to the East and South and three times say
    The prayer for the washing of your face.

    Your first words should be words of praise, do this
    And your dignity will be enhanced.
    In the morning splendour resides in the face, in the day
    splendor resides in the body.

    Bathe and anoint yourself with scented water, this
    Brings happiness and health.

    In the evening a mans spendour resides in his feet,
    No woman's foot may be laid over that of a man.

    He who faces East while eating is assured
    Of power and a long life.
    Facing South he will be loved by all.
    West brings happiness and health and makes suffering small.
    Facing North brings evil, short life, and ill-luck.

    When sitting do not spit, do not look down.
    Facing North while seated drives away evil spirits
    And keeps you safe from spells and curses.

    Arising from sleep, wash your face,
    brightness and clarity will be yours.

    Before leaving your house bathe and sprinkle face
    And body with scented water.
    Victory will walk with you.

    Do not allow your wife to sleep on your arm,
    Wash always after sleep.
    Fortune will smile on you and keep you from harm.

    Wash your hair on Saturday and you will be
    Free from calamity.
    Cutting one's nails on Monday and Wednesday
    Will keep the accursed away.

    The garments for each day are of seven colours.
    Sunday, Red will bring good fortune
    Monday, Yellow is for a long life
    Tuesday, Purple invites good luck
    Wednesday, Yellow and Red, or many-coloured and glittering
    Thursday, Yellow and Green
    Friday, Blue or Blue-gray.
    Saturday, Black to bring terror to the enemy

    When bathing in the river or stream
    Always face the direction of running water
    Do not face the water for then the evil
    doers may curse you.
    Do not pollute the waters.
    Always show respect to the water goddess, Mae Ganga.

    A man should know the magical arts,
    Every night he should practice his incantations,
    Practice will make them potent and effective.
    When the dogs bark and howl do not say harsh words,
    for then your own word will not be respected.

    Do not spit while there is a wind for if the
    Saliva falls upon any animals your spells will lose
    their power.

    Pay respect to monks, it will enhance your dignity.
    Do not curse the wind, the sun, or the rain.
    Do not wish for the day to end and darkness to come.
    At dawn pay respect to the Sun,
    At dusk to the Moon.

    Before sleep remember your parents and teachers.
    Always praise their virtues and their graces
    for they made you as you are.

    When wearing the loin cloth fold one end
    in to the right side.
    You will be safe from the teeth and claws of
    crocodiles and their kind.

    Do not walk under a bridge across a canal,
    Nor a trellis of climbing blooms.
    Be careful passing under the supports of a house
    Or the fence of an animal pen.
    Whoever does these things will lose
    His magical powers.

    When you see a corpse, say nothing,
    If you speak, you must wash your face.
    Do not sleep with your amulets or talismans
    And do not step over weapons.

    Do not lie on the left side of woman
    for surely harm will come to you.

    On new-years day, your birthday, mid-year,
    Days of eclipse or the full moon in lent,
    Do not lie with women, it is prohibited
    for it will shorten your life.

    Do not sleep with a menstruating women,
    If you do not die you will be
    Afflicted with pus-filled boils and blindness.

    When sleeping, if you breath easily through
    Both nostrils do not put your left foot
    over your right.
    If the air flows only through the right nostril
    The right foot must be placed over the left foot.

    If a loud noise, a crash, or creaking sound
    Is heard when walking, sitting, or sleeping
    You must not speak for it may be the noise
    of witches or evil spirits.

    Listen Princes to these words. They will prevent
    Harm and bring health and wisdom.
    The old words were difficult to understand
    And I have made them simple for you.
    I have made a verse for the people that
    They may understand.

    If I, Sunthorn Phu, have made mistakes according to
    The ancient words I beg your
    Forgiveness.
    And with great works of literature like this, is it any wonder that I hang on every word they speak....my, what a poet, almost comparable with.....a 5 year old! This should go down in the analls of history, a fine poet, who didn't quite get the point!
    Are his works available?
    I really need a good read!

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    Bleed not from thy pussy, as it whilst spoilest the nearest tree!
    Your evil woman gash will destroy the fruits for me!
    Whilst I like it when it's really fresh, I must admit you see,
    that when the bastards bleeding, it's not the place for me!

    Thai poet.. un named!

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