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    It must be the heat!

    To a few posters, Chairman Mao, Filch, Marmite, Loy Toy, yes I am going mad, in fact I have never been as mad as I am here, but, it is good to have a place here where you can let off steam!

    In the past 10 years this forum(don't nit pick I know the forum hasn't been here for ten years..only I have) has been the only place that you can really VENT, I have no english speaking neighbours, and sometimes, trying to get your point of view over to a Thai is more difficult than walking on water!

    I apologise if I seem a bit "insane" but if you had spent the past few years in my situation, maybe you would understand!

    Thank god for Teak Door, at least you can get things off your chest...
    One of the worst things that happened here, a few years back, we had a neighbour, nice guy when he was sober, but had a fetish about masturbating when he watered his garden!
    Anyway, one night, we were (the wife and I) were having a drink, and she points out this (70+ old fucker) wanking merrily in the bushes next to our place.
    I go and get the camera...for posterities sake, but it won't fire. (NEVER BUY NIKON) anyway, he sees me, and doesn't give a shit!
    Now..put yourself in a Thai's shoes..he'd be SHOT!
    Anyway, my patience wore out and I tried to give him a whack with a big stick full of nails, but he kept hiding in his trees laughing!
    The wife called her brother and his friend who duly arrived, and the stupid old fucker thought we had called the police, anyway, to cut a long story short, he drank himself to death in less than a week!
    Do I feel responsible? Do I care, not sure, even his wife (we were summoned to the Kam Nan for an Explanation) said she couldn't bare him in the house because of the drink!
    Anyway, since that time,l we have become a bit of an "outcast" family, only the kid gets by with the locals...thats partly the reason I keep the gun, and thats a bit more of why sometimes I appear a bit mad!
    Sometimes these fuckers drive you up thje wall!
    Please don't take all of my posts to heart, or too seriously, sometimes they are mereley a VENT, and it's good to get some replies, at least by people that speak the same language!
    If I offended anyone, I appologise, but..what the fuck!...shit the pump is running overtime and the smell of dead cats is getting worse...cleansed my soul, now need to cleanse the house and garden!

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    Basically I agreed with your rant and gave you a cool colour!

    I used to be like you but then realized by smashing continuosly into brick walls hurts a bit after a while and with no headway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Sometimes these fuckers drive you up thje wall!
    Dunno about sometimes, its most of the time for me.

    Have a vent and a good shout, its good every now and then, helps keep me sane.

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    I picture you being somewhat like this Sgt and the Thais being a bit like Gomer!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Anyway, since that time,l we have become a bit of an "outcast" family, only the kid gets by with the locals...
    are you sure its only because you upset the old wanking in public man ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    To a few posters, Chairman Mao, Filch, Marmite, Loy Toy, yes I am going mad
    No, I think you're perfectly sane, Man Utd will win the Champions League. Aside from that, rant, vent and defuse away!

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    You're sound missis. Don't let the bastards drive you down and rant away. Relate to most of the things you write anyway

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    Maybe time to move if quality of life is not good there.
    Life's too short to waste it being somewhere unpleasant.

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    why would anyone want to live among peasants in a third world country, unless it was for humanitarian reasons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda View Post
    Maybe time to move if quality of life is not good there.
    Life's too short to waste it being somewhere unpleasant.
    Exactly.
    When you need to keep a gun around to feel secure and you can't relax in your own neighborhood, time to get a new neighborhood.

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    Time to move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Anyway, since that time,l we have become a bit of an "outcast" family, only the kid gets by with the locals...
    are you sure its only because you upset the old wanking in public man ?
    Doubt it. Typical 'Ugly Farang'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Doubt it. Typical 'Ugly Farang'.
    that's what I am thinking too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Anyway, since that time,l we have become a bit of an "outcast" family, only the kid gets by with the locals...
    are you sure its only because you upset the old wanking in public man ?
    Doubt it. Typical 'Ugly Farang'.
    ^as opposed to an ugly thaiophile like you troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Anyway, since that time,l we have become a bit of an "outcast" family, only the kid gets by with the locals...
    are you sure its only because you upset the old wanking in public man ?
    Doubt it. Typical 'Ugly Farang'.
    Personally, I think it's about time the FARANG stood their ground!
    It's about time to question these fucking arseholes, and about time to stop being walked over!

    We were never walked over before, not by anyone, why should we allow it to happen now? and by a bunch of tossers who have been walked over by their own countrymen...they don't need to worry about being invaded, their own people fuck them up the ass! The foreigners here need to get a bit of "Balls" and stop sucking up to these fuckers...they don't deserve it, we need to get writing to our MP's (HA fucking HA They are as useless as AbhiSHIT) and getting a bit of Tit for Tat)..start burning the Thai restaurants in the UK, the cowardly shits will soon get the idea!
    Stop them gettiong visas, send them back to Thailand when they can't support their wife and kids on 5 times the national minimum wage...reject their fucking visa applications when they can't show 1 million quid in the bank! Fuck em, enough is enough!
    The fucking UK allows deadbeats and scum to walk all over them, and we have to kow tow and support these fuckers, But in their home country..its a different story!
    Time to even the score I say!
    Yes I know...I will be called many things...but please don't bother posting insults...I don't give a shit...thats what I think, you won't change me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    why would anyone want to live among peasants in a third world country, unless it was for humanitarian reasons
    cheap cost of living, cheap labour, cheap sex, feeling superior to all around you?
    BETTER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Personally, I think it's about time the FARANG stood their ground!
    ...
    I don't give a shit...thats what I think, you won't change me!
    What's the Brit equivalent of Redneck, anyway?

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    [quote=friscofrankie;991322]
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Personally, I think it's about time the FARANG stood their ground!
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    I don't give a shit...thats what I think, you won't change me!


    Miggins, have you ever considered that its them that are mad and in danger of falling off the log. You are the only sane one.
    You are a star miggins, a natural who manages to say what many are thinking but perhaps a little to timid too say out loud.
    For me, life would be poorer on here without your postings.
    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    What's the Brit equivalent of Redneck, anyway?
    Pikey?

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    ^ ding, ding, ding...

    Seriously, if you have no one around to converse with in your native tongue and have to deal with Thais all the time, this would be enough to drive any sane westerner a bit mad... I suggest moving closer to the civilized world so you can have semi-intelligent, literate communications with other westerners...
    Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    .start burning the Thai restaurants in the UK, the cowardly shits will soon get the idea! Stop them gettiong visas, send them back to Thailand when they can't support their wife and kids on 5 times the national minimum wage...reject their fucking visa applications when they can't show 1 million quid in the bank! Fuck em, enough is enough!
    great idea.

    so you wont be able to take your 'wife' back to the UK either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    We were never walked over before, not by anyone, why should we allow it to happen now?
    The French and Italians were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    why would anyone want to live among peasants in a third world country, unless it was for humanitarian reasons
    Hiding from reality.

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