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    Not Even I Believe That Shit, Pope Tells Brown

    NOT EVEN I BELIEVE THAT SHIT, POPE TELLS BROWN -

    POPE Benedict XVI has told Gordon Brown that he has believed some crazy things in his time but he's not buying that crap.


    'D'you think my head zips up the fucking back?'
    During an audience in Rome yesterday Mr Brown said Britain was facing a deep recession and its people were suffering, but insisted none of it had anything to do with him.

    Pope Benedict told the prime minister: "Are you taking the piss? Eh? This is the Vatican, you can't just come in here and start taking the piss, you know.

    "Listen chum, I believe that a 14 year-old girl got pregnant by the 'Holy Spirit' and that the child was the Son of God and also God at the same time, whatever that means.
    "I believe that he walked on water, that he raised the dead and that he fed 5000 people with a couple of haddock.

    "I believe that he was killed and then came back to life all in the same weekend and I believe that these tiny little wafers are his actual body and this rather cheap, nasty red wine is his actual blood.

    "Not only that, but I also believe some really weird shit about dead, unbaptised babies being condemned to limbo. And, between you and me, I also believe that Jesus could fly.

    "Now given all that, you would expect me to swallow just about anything, but what you just said sounds like a lot of arse to me."

    The Pontiff added: "It doesn't take some kind of genius Pope to work out that your problems are based on a weak regulatory system and excessive government debt, both of which have been your responsibility for 11 and a half years.

    "Not your fault? Get the fuck out of my office."

    NOT EVEN I BELIEVE THAT SHIT, POPE TELLS BROWN - The Daily Mash

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    jesus JJ, 3 random links from the daily mash, wtf is that all about?

    why not start one thread, true and correct stuff dat i read in da daily mash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    jesus JJ, 3 random links from the daily mash, wtf is that all about? why not start one thread, true and correct stuff dat i read in da daily mash?
    WGAF

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