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    Kamagra oral jelly

    Now I have just found out that you don't rub this into your knob but eat it.

    Anyway TeakDoor was donated some of this stuff for testing, so here I am sitting in front of a pack of 100mg of pineapple flavour jelly, so I just mentioned it to my galfriend and told her the effects of it and she told me to fok off out and sort out a few hoes, yep me galfriend aint going for 12 hours of a big English knob up her, erm, that's my knob I might add, So I am in a bit of a quandry so to speak, now most gals aint gonna go for 12 hours of being knobbed regardless of how small and pathetic your knob is, so how do you decide when to use this stuff? I was thinking of hitting Ban Chang for a few Blow Jobs then nipping back to Pattaya to Soi Yodsak for the finale, how do you deal with this stuff?

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    A couple of the guys in the rugby team use it. It's supposed to be good for when you're pissed up and the old boy is not wanting to wake up.

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    Never had any of the shit work for 12 hours. But have found if you mix a few of the different types together it works a treat. Blow your bolt and just keep on pumping. I got carried away on the net when I decided to try some out so I ordered about 5 different types and ended up with a few years supply. The best one I think is the one thats slow releasing over 3 days I will check back and find the name I think it was called doxserine or some thing like that works well can give guys multi orgasims and works wonders on the ladys so they can stay with you.

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    Well here the stuff is, so now how should I use it?


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    This one you need to inject it into your knob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    A couple of the guys in the ugly team use it.
    Well you cant blame ugly people for trying.



    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    This one you need to inject it into your knob
    That aint one I shall be trying then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    A couple of the guys in the rugby team use it. It's supposed to be good for when you're pissed up and the old boy is not wanting to wake up.
    Is one of them a fat Kiwi twat by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    A couple of the guys in the rugby team use it. It's supposed to be good for when you're pissed up and the old boy is not wanting to wake up.
    Is one of them a fat Kiwi twat by any chance?
    That doesn't really narrow it down much!

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    true....

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    Any results positive or otherwise from this DD?

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    DD - you dont inject you just need to squish it down the eye of yer fella!

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    It is still sitting here on this desk in front of me, the galfriend aint going for it, hmmm, what to do, I have always wanted to stay at an upscale tourist resort with a couple of right dirty old slappers, maybe stick the small bag of Kamagra on the breakfast table while dining on breakfast with our fine fellow diners, then tell the gals in a loud voice how damn good the stuff is and we got to hit the room for a wild 3some, you know the sort of place, somewhere morons would take their family to

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    ^ i can just see that ! ROTLOL

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    i just brought a couple of those sachets back to singapore. i am also in a quandry about when i should actually use them.....and if i should do so at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    just brought a couple of those sachets back to singapore. i am also in a quandry about when i should actually use them.....and if i should do so at all
    Should probably discuss it with the boyfriend first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    just brought a couple of those sachets back to singapore. i am also in a quandry about when i should actually use them.....and if i should do so at all
    Should probably discuss it with the boyfriend first.
    yes your probably right

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Anyway TeakDoor was donated some of this stuff for testing,
    What is the price by the way?

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    60 baht per sachet I believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    60 baht per sachet I believe.
    damn it i paid 100 baht each

    this kind of thing wouldnt happen at Boots

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    [quote=dirtydog]Well here the stuff is, so now how should I use it?


    it is exactly the same chemical as Viagra

    take it and wait a bit

    you get a better hard-on and the effects last for about 12 hours

    so you can screw her silly for the evening, then wake up later and continue

    however, what they don't say in the ads is that most women would get bored with being constantly rammed, you need some inventiveness to go with the vigour!

    and b/gs would not like it, they are happy with quickies - the same money for less
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    however, what they don't say in the ads is that most women would get bored with being constantly rammed, you need some inventiveness to go with the vigour!
    What like getting on top and things like that? Sod that, I thought to be a great lover all you needed was a big knob and just lay there while the ladies done the obscene things to you, I suppose I should really have a look at that Karma Sutra ebook I have, although the last time I engaged in all that active sex lark with 3 ladies I had a bad back for a week, and I ached all over.

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    Do some yaba ... I shagged this whore ten times in 18 hours on that stuff once... ah holiday romances Thai style

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    ^ ahhhh Memories, it was only 14 short years ago I had the reputation in Soi 22 of being able to manage 10 a night, as I would passed the girls would point and call out Khun all night. Now sadly that is all past and all they do is point out khun 10 mins, thats all I can manage now, 10 mins a night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    ^ ahhhh Memories, it was only 14 short years ago I had the reputation in Soi 22 of being able to manage 10 a night, as I would passed the girls would point and call out Khun all night. Now sadly that is all past and all they do is point out khun 10 mins, thats all I can manage now, 10 mins a night.
    is that 10 mins of sleep a night?

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