For our Australian members

**melvbot** · 07-03-2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Must be one of the biggest fcuk ups in human history!

Yes, Ive heard quite a few people say that about Australia.

**Nawty** · 07-03-2009, 03:42 PM

So you agree the Poms fucked up and are a laughing stock.....thats why the US shunned ya PoM leader....and cos he stunk.

**Loy Toy** · 07-03-2009, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

Yes, Ive heard quite a few people say that about Australia.

Yes I imagine you have and I know where those comments originate from as well........!!!!!!!

You blokes should admit your fcuk up and get on with life and your lot!

I'm just about to go and look at my passport again and just to feel good about myself!

**melvbot** · 07-03-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

So you agree the Poms fucked up and are a laughing stock.....thats why the US shunned ya PoM leader....and cos he stunk.

I dont read too much about the history of one of our insignificant ex colonies but I do agree that Australia is one of the biggest fuck ups in human history.

**melvbot** · 07-03-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I'm just about to go and look at my passport again and just to feel good about myself!

Thats really sad, I just look at my kids if I want to feel good about myself. Weird bunch you down underites

**Nawty** · 07-03-2009, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I'm just about to go and look at my passport again and just to feel good about myself!

Thats really sad, I just look at my kids if I want to feel good about myself. Weird bunch you down underites

Cos your milkman was an aussie right ?

**melvbot** · 07-03-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

Cos your milkman was an aussie right ?

I know Aussies are known for being a bit thin on grey matter but when have you ever seen a milkman in Thailand?

**Nawty** · 07-03-2009, 04:27 PM

At ChokChai plenty of them......and they drive nice new toyotas now instead of a horse and buggy......guess it must have been just a friendly neighbour then.

No worries mate....be proud of them, no matter how they came about to be yours.

You will at least get the rights to visit that great land and live there one day....as most people on the planet secretly desire.

**Loy Toy** · 07-03-2009, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

I just look at my kids if I want to feel good about myself.

My kids are mostly by my side and they also have inherited the rights and that is having an Aussie Passport!

How cool is that and now I only gotta get one for the missus!

**melvbot** · 07-03-2009, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

You will at least get the rights to visit that great land and live there one day....as most people on the planet secretly desire.

Ive got the right to visit it already thanks. But why would I want to go and live in America?

**Nawty** · 07-03-2009, 04:40 PM

If that is your country of choice....then so be it...all the better for us Aussies.....would not want a septic sympathiser amongst us...or anymore at least.

**Loy Toy** · 07-03-2009, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

But why would I want to go and live in America?

Because I think they don't give out resident visas to Poms anymore in Australia.

Maybe your only out mate!

**Butch** · 07-03-2009, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think Rolf Harris is dead.

He posts on this forum.

He post here...Under the nik of Nawty...

**Loy Toy** · 07-03-2009, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Butch

He post here...Under the nik of Nawty...

I think noodles is referring to Jandajoy's resemblance to Rolf mate!

Plus Nawty doesn't have any hair and according to some of the posts here.

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-03-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

And the ironic twist to all this is that our forefathers were financed to come out to Australia, given tools and food and then the silly benevolent cnuts decided well that's it and were going home to freeze our bollocks off! Get on with your lot and all that and leave us be scum convicts.

I never could work that one out.

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-03-2009, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Because I think they don't give out resident visas to Poms anymore in Australia.

How come William is getting one?

**Boon Mee** · 07-03-2009, 06:44 PM

The following was written by an Aussie who posts over at another Forum. He puts forth a challenge to gun control advocates but since very few libs have the balls to venture into the kennel I thought I would repost it here and invite comments from this local socialist club.

I am LC Brendan.

I live in Australia, and I live under some of the most repressive, restrictive gun laws in existence.

Ownership of a firearm for the sole purpose of self defence is illegal.
Any and all weapons that are owned are locked up, disassembled, and the ammo stored elsewhere.The police inspect your home to ensure you comply.

Yet the gun crime escalates.

So, after being labeled a “gun nut” by some of my Left leaning colleagues, I offer this challenge.

You want a chance to state your case for gun control? Here it is.
Meet my challenge

Prove to me, here and now, that gun laws in this country or any other, are successful in any way shape or form in stopping criminals from getting their hands on guns, or any other weapon they choose.

Bear in mind that I can, and will, post specific examples of gun crimes committed in this nation every day, in spite of the laws.So if you are going to tell me to post examples..I will.

Here’s one.

South Australian police still do not know what prompted a gun fight involving bikie gangs in Adelaide early yesterday.

Men armed with semi-automatic pistols fired least 15 shots during a brawl that developed in Gouger Street in the city at about 1:30am ACST."

Go figure...

**panama hat** · 07-03-2009, 07:46 PM

Well, I do declare . . . we have numb-nut knuckle-draggers in Oz as well . . . you guys want him, I'm sure he hates niggers and wetbacks as well . . . he'd fit in perfectly in your little world.

**Boon Mee** · 07-03-2009, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

Well, I do declare . . . we have numb-nut knuckle-draggers in Oz as well . . . you guys want him, I'm sure he hates niggers and wetbacks as well . . . he'd fit in perfectly in your little world.

No, he just believes in personal freedoms and responsibilities not like you moonbat liberals who want the government to run your miserable little lives.

Man, PH, your posting has really gone downhill as of late. Going thru middle-age menopause or are you simply getting in line with the likes of Lily and sneering / dissing all things 'Merkin, eh?

**Nawty** · 07-03-2009, 09:10 PM

If he is dissing all things american then he must be on a roll......building up steam.

**panama hat** · 07-03-2009, 10:12 PM

^^ Moonbat . . whatever childishness you wish to bring forth . . . it gets very tiring just reading how anyone who doesn't believe in public gun ownership is a libbie or a commie or just wants the government to run his life.

There are enough threads on this shit already, why bring your serious knuckle-dragger crap here as well, into a relatively happy banter thread . . . so similar to your constant political cartoons in the funnies area.

I've not posted much in Issues recently because I'm tired of the witless posturing and predictable one-liners decrying the death of democracy because someone misspelled a word or something equally inconsequential.

Why not just keep issues in issues instead of fucking up every thread you can by bludgeoning everyone with your political stance.

As for:

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

not like you moonbat liberals who want the government to run your miserable little lives.

Yours may be miserable, mate, but don't judge others by your standards

**Boon Mee** · 08-03-2009, 01:53 AM

^
That's cool PH but when those bad guys with guns come after you, good luck with the throwing knives or sticks / stones you use to defend harth & home!

btw...think Mad Max 'cause it's coming...fer sure...

**Propagator** · 08-03-2009, 01:56 AM

Bladdy hell are you lot still going on about extolling your virtues. Talk about

Mind you if you don't do it, no other fcuker will

**dirtydog** · 08-03-2009, 02:31 AM

If everybody in the world owned a gun people would be a lot politer to each other

**Boon Mee** · 08-03-2009, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

If everybody in the world owned a gun people would be a lot politer to each other

Got that right, DD but don't try to convince these Kumbaya folks of that fact.

"Why can't everybody get along"!

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