Please don't slander me...Originally Posted by panama hat
That reminds me of the two convicts in the showers at Longbay.Originally Posted by panama hat
One says, "Where's the soap?"
"Yes it does, doesn't it?" replied the other.
For our Australian... 02-03-2009 03:17 PM panama hat You're from Melbourbne, right?! :-)
yeah mate, I kin even spell mebourne rite.
^Which part of Tasmania is Melbourne in
Sydney is easier to spellOriginally Posted by kingwilly
By calling you Bruce?Originally Posted by Butch
Move right along soap-dodger, this thread is clearly only for the superior bronzed Aussie male!Originally Posted by dirtydog
By insinuating that I'm a Kiwi...Originally Posted by panama hat
Bronzed and Buff!Originally Posted by panama hat
are you aussie?Originally Posted by Nawty
if not feck orf!
You ferk off....
All the Aussie boys tossing each other off, yuk. You do all know this was originally a thread about the weather dont you?
I thought that went without saying . . . it is geneticOriginally Posted by kingwilly
Yes, we're reviving the spirit of the Eureka StockadeOriginally Posted by Nawty
OI, keep on walking.Originally Posted by melvbot
We're talking bronzed, buff, subtle, intelligent, smooth . . . not pale and flaccid!
and who gives a toss about the weather when you are as great as us.....
I'm sure the aborigines would love to hear that about themselves, but I think we are talking about the white over weight scared of skin cancer ones.Originally Posted by panama hat
dont forget Charming and Sensitive also!Originally Posted by panama hat
It is so hard being Australian!
Hard as well, thank you.Originally Posted by UpTooYou
Ah, to be an Aussie! Others dream of it, only we are!
I have problems sleeping at night, knowing what we have contributed too the word! How to have a good srcub using soap, fish and chips, winning at sport and too take the dishes out of the sink before we piss in it. Pure class!
To sum it up in one word . . . well, two.Originally Posted by UpTooYou
still number one in cricket too I see !Originally Posted by UpTooYou
These silly countries invent games they can not win at, or even compete at a world/pure class level.
The more I read on this thread the more I am impressed by us.
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