Thread: Britain's funniest names - surely you must be Jo King?

If you suffered through your days in the school playground with a name like Justin Case, Mary Christmas or Doug Hole, don't worry - you're not alone.

The funniest - and most unfortunate - names in Britain have been brought together on a list that reveals the many ways parents have of humiliating their children for life.
Among other gems of the list of Britain's oddest names are Ray Gunn, Chris Cross, Paige Turner, Terry Bull and, of course, Jo King.
76-year-old Stan Still, of Cirencester in Gloucestershire, revealed how he'd lived his life with the burden of a pun for a name: 'When I was in the RAF my commanding officer used to shout, "Stan Still, get a move on" and roll about laughing. It got hugely boring after a while.'
Also on the list, compiled by thebabywebsite.com, are the most amusing names from around the world - including Annette Curtain, Bill Board, Carrie Oakey and a dentist called Les Plack.

Randolf Willem Frederik Hendrik Riecker...

Wayne Kerr.

Hilliary Puet

had someone from my home town - Adam Pratt

And he was a dumb prat

Had a Richard Francis at my school. (Dick Fanny)

I met someone the other week named Peder Fiel. I shit you not!

I know a Peder, don't know his second name. He wasn't a chef was he? There can't be many Peders in Bangkok.

Nah he wasn't a chef, he was an MD of some business here. I have met another Peder here, and he was running or associated with some Law Firm.

Dr. Peter Eater.....{really}

I knew a horrible woman with the surname Dell

she called her poor daughter Psyche

I also knew an Irish guy who was christened Donald Duk; he was born just before his namesake became famous (old bloke)

the funny thing was, he became embarrassed by his name, so he wantd to be known as Bill Duk

platypus anyone?

Jack Russell

I knew a girl called Cherry Stone

I know guys called Don K. Feltcher and Khamel Thow.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

I know guys called Don K. Feltcher and Khamel Thow.

Been known to write in to the postbag at the BP.