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    Viagra orgy man collapses

    A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.


    The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

    But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

    One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.
    That will teach him for Tugaloting too much!

    Fook only 28?

    Thought he would of collapsed from exhaustion first before having a heart attack.

    Hope the 2 girls donate the money to Viagra complications research instead.

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    fookin 'ell, staggering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
    Wonder if they called right away or waited until they had their half day sex marathon.

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    So who does keep the money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.
    She's my kinda bookie.

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    I guess you could say: he went out with a bang!

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    Damn, people are ridiculously stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Damn, people are ridiculously stupid.
    Darwin effect.

    Gotta weed out the 'tards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Quote: Originally Posted by Gerbil The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon. She's my kinda bookie.
    that's what you say before you see what she looks like...

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    ^ There were 2 girls who made the bet..... they cant both have been mingers, or maybe that's why they had to pay him 3K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    that's what you say before you see what she looks like...
    Your right. I'm looking for pics now.

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    What a way to go...

    A definite Darwin winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
    Wonder if they called right away or waited until they had their half day sex marathon.
    I suppose rigor mortis would keep some parts of the poor guy hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by larvidchr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
    Wonder if they called right away or waited until they had their half day sex marathon.
    I suppose rigor mortis would keep some parts of the poor guy hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.
    Jeez at 28 viagra was the last bloody thing I needed ... not a bad way to go though

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    I have tried Viagra but the side effects are not nice

    besides the slight headache, you get a woman thinking she can take advantage of you for hours when you just want to go to sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    I have tried Viagra but the side effects are not nice
    Especially if you take the entire bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    they cant both have been mingers, or maybe that's why they had to pay him 3K.
    I hope they were what you call mingers.
    And I hope they are laughing their heads off!

    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    besides the slight headache, you get a woman thinking she can take advantage of you for hours when you just want to go to sleep
    Or.......she just wants to go to sleep and there is something sticking in your back all night!!!

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    I suspect they were probably hookers and the 'bet' was just a story they told the cops to explain the money. Although 3K seems a bit expensive for a couple of russian hookers (and a lot for a mechanic to spend).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    I suspect they were probably hookers and the 'bet' was just a story they told the cops to explain the money.
    The lie is evident in the story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.


    The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

    But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

    One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
    You mentioned the Russian Police? was this in Thailand or Russia...3K seems a bit on the steep side!

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    What country do the Russian police usually work in Missmiggins, Thailand or Russia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness View Post
    What country do the Russian police usually work in Missmiggins, Thailand or Russia?

    Yes...I know..I'm a fucktard!!!
    They would probably do well to get working in Pattaya! cause it would seem they do fuck all in Russia...by the way, where is Russia these days..is it still a country?

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    ^ You're funny missis

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