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    The Lynx Effect! There's something in it.

    When I was getting ready today I decided to use the new Lynx (or Axe if your a yank) Chocolate flavour deodorant. I've had it for a while but switched to something else because I was getting bored of it and when I picked up the can it was nearly finished so I laid a little extra on just for good measure.

    Since wearing it today I've had 2 girls, (one was the bosses wife ) lean over to me and have a right good sniff. Not at the same time. Now when I say lean over I mean a proper lean with their noses ending up within an inch of my chest, and when I say sniff I mean a right good inhale with a sniffing noise.

    Both then leaned back with a big smile on their face and said "mmmmm, you smell good" (I hope this doesn't mean I smell bad normally)

    Anyway after them asking what it was, and me telling them they both had a laugh about how they had just acted just like the girls I the advert.

    Seeing as I've only spoke to 4 chicks today, the Lynx Effect has effected 50% of them, which I thinks pretty damn good. Neither of them were my wife and both were lookers!

    Here is the Ad for anyone who's not seen it.


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    I have lynx as well, but woman aren't worth attracting where i work. The chocolate one does smell nice though.

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    Where is it called Lynx?

    The advertisements always put me off buying that Axe stuff.

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    Next you'll be eating microwaved chicken dinners from Lidl and buying spanners at Halfords.

    Isn't it called Axe in Thailand anyway?

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    ....Tudley running down to the 7/11 as we speak.....

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    I don't use those cheap deodorants.

    I use rock salt after showering to remove body odor and only use decent parfums.

    At the moment I am using Jean Paul Gaultier, Allure Homme by Chanel and Paul Smith's London, amongst others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmperorTud
    Jean Paul Gaultier, Allure Homme by Chanel and Paul Smith's London
    What goes where? Don't you find they tend to clash?

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    Might have a better hit ratio if they made AXE-Moolah. Every bint within 3kms would be sniffing your bits.

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    ^^^You have body odour 'after' showering....you know you have to actually change the bath water from time to time right ??

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    I prefer to wear the distinct aroma of axe-wound.

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    I hate smelling perfume on men!

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    There ya go Tuddles....you would not be attracted to a 70yo hag that probably has a pet possum in her pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    I hate smelling perfume on men!

    But it usually means they have had a good time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    you would not be attracted to a 70yo hag that probably has a pet possum in her pants.
    Your subject is wrong there. I think what you are trying to say is that he would not attract me.

    And actually, no possum in my pants, but I do have a pussy on my lap as I type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    (or Axe if your a yank)
    I did quote it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    you would not be attracted to a 70yo hag that probably has a pet possum in her pants.
    Your subject is wrong there. I think what you are trying to say is that he would not attract me.

    And actually, no possum in my pants, but I do have a pussy on my lap as I type.

    Yes, should have been 'attractive'....

    Where do you keep your pussy when not typing ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Where do you keep your pussy when not typing ?
    Anywhere, really. In the day, when it is sunny, the windowsill is the popular place at the moment.

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    Perfume is for pooves, then again I admit I bought a can of the chocolate Lynx and have recently been using deodorant for the first time in years, but nobody has sniffed me yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I hope this doesn't mean I smell bad normally
    Well you wasn't smelling too good after the klong diving weekend!

    But seriously, I'm disappointed in you FP. Seriously, Lynx/Axe?!

    That shit is for young lads trying to pull and not knowing anything about decent scents or colognes.

    I used to use that cheap shit back when I was in England and at College.

    I need to wurd you up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Perfume is for pooves
    And stinking of stale sweat is manly?! As soon as I smell one of those expats, Indians, Arabs etc... on the skytrain, I myself along with the rest of the carriage get as far away from that stale odour as possible!

    Nothing worse than a stale sweaty dude. I am not a 'poof', but I like to smell good/clean.

    Moderation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    And stinking of stale sweat is manly?!
    No, but deordorant is all you need and not too strong smelling.

    I am sure Indians have that smell because they insist on wearing polyester shirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    Moderation.
    Maybe you missed that Lily?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    I am sure Indians have that smell because they insist on wearing polyester shirts.
    Based on personal experience Lilly ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    I am sure Indians have that smell because they insist on wearing polyester shirts.
    Red Indians ?

    Indians from India ?

    Based on personal experience Lilly ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Perfume is for pooves
    And stinking of stale sweat is manly?! As soon as I smell one of those expats, Indians, Arabs etc... on the skytrain, I myself along with the rest of the carriage get as far away from that stale odour as possible!

    Nothing worse than a stale sweaty dude. I am not a 'poof', but I like to smell good/clean.

    Moderation.
    I shower 2/3 times a day and always powder my armpits and bits with cooling talc - never been a problem (unless I get it on my bollocks).
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