How often do you have sex?

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 04:18 PM

Careful or that Cantona will steal it.

**Skulldigger** · 30-05-2006, 07:35 PM

There are now 3 virgins named Mhz.

**hillbilly** · 30-05-2006, 07:42 PM

I voted for all...

And it counted!

**Goddess of Whatever** · 30-05-2006, 09:39 PM

I should be away from this thread.

**barbaro** · 30-05-2006, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I should be away from this thread.

No, please tell!

**klongmaster** · 30-05-2006, 09:59 PM

How come these idiots voted on every part of the poll...geez wayne

View Poll Results: How often do you get your end away.
I only mastubate.

ADare, hillbilly, Little Chuchok, Wally Dorian Raffles4 17.39%
Never

Bob, hillbilly, Little Chuchok, Wally Dorian Raffles4 17.39%
Once a year

buadhai, hillbilly, Little Chuchok, The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog, Wally Dorian Raffles521.74%
Once a month

buadhai, hillbilly, Little Chuchok, Wally Dorian Raffles 4 17.39%
Once a week

buadhai, hillbilly, Little Chuchok, Marmite the Dog, mrsquirrel, Wally Dorian Raffles6 26.09%
More than once a week, but not everyday

benbaaa, BillyZ, buadhai, ChiangMai noon, dirtydog, DJ Pat, hillbilly, Little Chuchok, ozman, peterpan, Skulldigger, Wally Dorian Raffles12 52.17%
Once a day

buadhai, hillbilly, kingwillyhggtb, Little Chuchok, Wally Dorian Raffles5 21.74%
More than once a day

buadhai, hillbilly, klongmaster, Little Chuchok, Wally Dorian Raffles5 21.74%
One of the options above plus PAYG Girls

cantona, dirtydog, hillbilly, kingwillyhggtb, Little Chuchok, soidog, Wally Dorian Raffles7 30.43%
I am a virgin and my name is MHZ

baldrick, hillbilly, kingwillyhggtb, Little Chuchok, Mhz, Wally Dorian Raffles6 26.09%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 23.

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 10:51 PM

Now MTD what are you going to do if GOW answers mroe than once a week?

It's like an emisode of Neighbhours

**Skulldigger** · 31-05-2006, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Q

It's like an emisode of Neighbhours

You really need to tell your dentist to hurry up.

**kingwilly** · 31-05-2006, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Now MTD what are you going to do if GOW answers mroe than once a week?

It's like an emisode of Neighbhours

or indeed an episode of some neighing whores :P

**Goddess of Whatever** · 31-05-2006, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

Originally Posted by Mrs Q

It's like an emisode of Neighbhours

You really need to tell your dentist to hurry up.

You are wrong Skulldigger. He doesn't want a dentist but a surgeon to get dogs out of his mouth.

[Thai joke]

**mrsquirrel** · 31-05-2006, 09:40 PM

Pak Maa

**DrAndy** · 31-05-2006, 10:49 PM

emisode!? an emission episode maybe

**Fabian** · 31-05-2006, 11:58 PM

When my wife is away, I don't have any sex of course (I am not sure if she will find this website one day).

**NickA** · 01-06-2006, 06:33 AM

Does an armpit job count???

**Mr Earl** · 01-06-2006, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mhz

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I did have My name is William and I am locked in my office please help me.

But I thought the MHZ one was funnier.

It is funny but lucky or unlucky Mhz lost his virginity to a russian hooker back in 2002 in Karachi.

I have good info that it was really a russian transvestite with a really hairy butt which mhz mistook for a beaver!

**mrsquirrel** · 01-06-2006, 11:28 AM

I always thought that hairy armpitted women were just provinding two more places to fuck that get warm and wet when their pussy got sore.

**NickA** · 01-06-2006, 01:22 PM

Shaved, but sweaty, that's the way I like 'em!

**mrsquirrel** · 01-06-2006, 01:42 PM

Analysis of results.

Budhai, Litte Chuchock, Wally Durian Raffles and Hillbilly are all banned from future polls.

Anybody who thinks they are MHZ needs to take a good long hard look at yourself and check to make sure you are not mistaken next time.

**DrAndy** · 01-06-2006, 01:45 PM

yes, multiple choice polls are so confusing

I just had sex, so does that count for this year, month, week or just today?

damn, must go, she wants a cuddle or something

**Marmite the Dog** · 01-06-2006, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

damn, must go, she wants a cuddle or something

Well, I hope you told her to piss off and put the kettle on!

**Mhz** · 01-06-2006, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by Mhz

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I did have My name is William and I am locked in my office please help me.

But I thought the MHZ one was funnier.

It is funny but lucky or unlucky Mhz lost his virginity to a russian hooker back in 2002 in Karachi.

I have good info that it was really a russian transvestite with a really hairy butt which mhz mistook for a beaver!

Iam pretty damn sure she was a proper whore not a ladyboy Mr.Earl.Dont confuse your first time with mine.

**Ice Maiden** · 04-06-2006, 04:22 PM

I virgin I never sleep with no man before.

**barbaro** · 04-06-2006, 06:05 PM

I've stayed out of this one.

I hump when I feel like it.

But as I am getting older (36) it seems my hormones are weakening or something.

I don't tap it as much as I used to.

And, where I live (like most of you in SEA) a lay is about 10 minutes away.

(Oh, I forget. I am single and happy that way.)

**I am Ginger** · 13-06-2006, 08:06 PM

Thank God I'm not the only one who voted "Never".

**dirtydog** · 13-06-2006, 08:10 PM

Yeah this board does have a few ugly people on it that have no chance in hell of getting laid

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