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    Stickmans Investigations

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    Thai Bargirl Girlfriend Investigation Service
    Despite their wonderful appearance and evocative femininity, Thai bargirls often see relationships with Western men as a way to benefit themselves financially, rather than an honest relationship with each partner contributing.

    In a country where women are not always afforded the same opportunities as men, some women who have chosen to enter the world's oldest profession will do all they can to secure their future - and that may mean lining up as many options (read: Western men) as they can, perhaps lying about the status of the relationship and essentially scamming guys for money, often entertaining a few different guys. They may go on to choose one man who they feel can provide best for them, or they may try and make as much money as they can. Sadly this money is often wasted on a local boyfriend, drugs, or gambling.
    These girls do not have an easy life and I do not begrudge them, nor judge them, when they make the ever so hard decision to go and work in the bar industry. But when they set out simply to scam guys and get their hard-earned cash in a deceitful manner, it is hard to accept.
    They'll tell you they love you and how you are the only one in their life, when sadly this couldn't be further from the truth. Don't believe me? Simply read some of the tales of woe on this site, especially some of the readers' submissions. So many of the situations in these stories, including all of the heartache, wasted time, effort and perhaps even financial pain, could have been avoided if a simple, inexpensive check had been made.
    So, if you are pursuing a relationship with a Thai bargirl and you suspect that things are not all that they seem, get her checked out before it's too late. Whether you met her in a naughty bar, a not so naughty bar, online, in a shop, on the street, in a massage parlour, in fact just about anywhere, if things don't feel right, OR you are looking to get serious, get her checked out now.

    The following include the most popular services offered:
    - verifying if she is still working in a bar.
    - verifying if she is "barfineable".
    - verifying the existence of local boyfriends.
    - verifying the existence of foreign boyfriends.
    - determining if she is pregnant.
    - character assessment.
    - background check.
    - surveillance.
    - missing persons search.
    - message delivery including translation.
    - requests for other services will be considered.

    The following services are NOT undertaken:
    - checking bank account records (this is highly illegal.)
    - checking up on guys in gay bars (I personally have no problem with gay guys, but simply lack familiarity with such establishments.)
    - investigating Western men.
    - email hacking or password retrieval.
    Investigations can be taken on anywhere in Thailand and are not limited to Bangkok and Pattaya.
    For full details, email: stickmanbangkok@gmail.com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickman
    verifying if she is "barfineable".
    Now this bit I wouldn't mind doing

    Quote Originally Posted by Stickman
    determining if she is pregnant.
    Not too sure how to do this bit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stickman
    character assessment.
    HUH, Why bother?

    Anyway have any of you had reason to use one of these agencys to check out what the love of your life or busines partner is really up to?

    Are you really paranoid enough to use one of these agencys?

    What if you asked him to barfine her and she agreed? Maybe she thinks it's just for a friendly meal out, would you demand to have nude pics of her in action to prove her unfaithfullness, or is just going shopping with Stickman enough to prove her disgusting untrustworhy behaviour?

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    I suppose I should give the reason for this thread, thai spy seems to have paid google to bombard us with their adverts, so I am evening up the game a bit we could block there banners on google for the site but I thought this would be more fun

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    So why would sticky not investigate Western men?

    I'm sure Thai ladies entering a honest relationship would like to know the background of the apparently charming gents who recently arrived on the scene to court them.

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    ^ that sounds like their is a niche market there!




    certainly it goes both ways.....



    maybe he only prefers to 'test' out the girls!

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    So does Stickman have a work permit to conduct this business then?

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    It's a scam of sorts. It's playing to the stupid, naive, cnut-struck, 40 yo virgins out there who seriously have trouble with relationships and fall for the first pair of thighs that gtreets them in Thailand.
    Just think Diaw!!

    Stickman is playing the same game as those he intends on investigating; namely, milking stupid farangs.

    OK, it's a scam.
    But just like BangersPhil and Marko, I'm not going to knock a guy who's found a niche and a way to make a living in Thailand.
    Good luck to him I say.

    A fool and his money....blah-di-blah.
    If the scamming girls are making a killing then why not a shrewd farang?

    Anyway let me introduce you to "Poolcleaner Private Dick Agency"

    "Is your piece of pussy getting too demanding with her tear-ridden requests for yet more money?
    Are you wondering where that 100K you sent last month has really gone?
    Is she still working in that Pattaya blow job bar or attending Rajhabat Uni as she promised?"

    Pooly's your man.
    The outcome of my investigation is guarranteed. If she's a scamming bitch you'll know and if your 10,000 Baht fee returns a clean bill of health then you can sleep well at night knowing that you've got a good girl who has your best interests at heart.

    Poolcleaner, more than a trusted ally.....a true friend!

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    All the things he says he can do can be done by anybody with half a brain cell.

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    Blows you out then pat don't it

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    All the things he says he can do can be done by anybody with half a brain cell.
    You're dead right there.

    Want to go partners in my Private Dick Agency, Supersnoop Pat?

    Ignore that dd fellow, he's worried that some of the girls that he keeps locked up in his basement and steals from their farang bank accounts might get investigated.

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    Anyway, dirtydogs is your how unfaithfull agency will be started next month, and yes we will go that one step further to prove that your hoe is really a hoe, yep pictures of her naked sucking on dirtydogs love pole will be that proof, so if you want proof that your gal is really a money grabbing hoe then send your money to me to see her in action

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    PS, I will open her password protected email accounts aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    The following services are NOT undertaken: - checking bank account records (this is highly illegal.)
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    - email hacking or password retrieval.
    I think he means he doesn't know how to do it!!!

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    ^Whereas, if you want to be assured that the divine angel who won your heart and your pin number is being faithful to you.....

    Call 'Poolcleaners Private Dick Agency' now

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    Actually checking bank account balances is not illegal, well unless your gonna hack the bank, I think that is way beyond most of us though and stickman aswell.

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    Righto I'm ready to go.

    Just the phone number, paypal and email address to pop in and I can start taking photos of bar girls for money!


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    OK poolie, I can see we are going to have to merge our businessess, anyway lets get down to the nitty gritty, who first gets to fok them and who takes the pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    OK poolie, I can see we are going to have to merge our businessess, anyway lets get down to the nitty gritty, who first gets to fok them and who takes the pics?
    Well as you know, I'm not that clever with a camera. I tend to get reflections of the wrong people in my snaps but you've got that big nob that will go down well in pictures.
    Maybe I'd be better off counting the money!!

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    I'm thinking of starting danbo's reassurance agency - If you are concerned about anything just give me a call and I'll say, 'Now listen, don't worry yourself. I'm sure everything's all right.'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    I'm thinking of starting danbo's reassurance agency - If you are concerned about anything just give me a call and I'll say, 'Now listen, don't worry yourself. I'm sure everything's all right.'.
    hey!! that's my idea!

    They send me 10K to investigate their cheating girlfriends and I deposit the money, post on TD, watch some telly, spend some of the money and then send then a twelve page report giving them the green light to keep on sending the cash!

    I supoose posting this is not a good business move is it?

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    Right let's start getting some customers, ok I will sully my self with these dirty gals, probably can do 3 differant ones perday, it's a nasty job but I think I am up to it

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    About a year ago, i met this guy in a bar. An english bloke.
    had drinks with him a couple of times.

    One day he started telling me about his girlfriend... bare in mind he'd been here a few months. He was a little suspicious of her, the working hours... the moneyshe always seemed to have.

    She had told him she was a masseuse, a proper one.. a one that does a nice shoulder massage while you keep your shirt on.
    he wondered if i could go along to her workplace one afternoon and verify her story.
    as soon as he told me the address, he really needn't have gone any further... one of those places attached to a snooker hall with about 40 women and drawn curtains.
    he offered me expenses, 2,00 baht for drinks and massage.

    i asked him how I'd recognise her, he said .. get this.. "she wears number 35" i'll not forget the number cos it's the same as my old house back in wales.

    well at this point there really was no need to investigate any further, iof course I didn't tell him.

    Sure enough number 35 was a naughty girl.
    the pleasure i derived from being paid by a bloke to get drunk and shag his girlfriend was acute.

    I told him a half truth, he didn't care, i never saw him again.

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    ^I'm glad I'm not your friend!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    About a year ago, i met this guy in a bar. An english bloke.
    had drinks with him a couple of times.

    One day he started telling me about his girlfriend... bare in mind he'd been here a few months. He was a little suspicious of her, the working hours... the moneyshe always seemed to have.

    She had told him she was a masseuse, a proper one.. a one that does a nice shoulder massage while you keep your shirt on.
    he wondered if i could go along to her workplace one afternoon and verify her story.
    as soon as he told me the address, he really needn't have gone any further... one of those places attached to a snooker hall with about 40 women and drawn curtains.
    he offered me expenses, 2,00 baht for drinks and massage.

    i asked him how I'd recognise her, he said .. get this.. "she wears number 35" i'll not forget the number cos it's the same as my old house back in wales.

    well at this point there really was no need to investigate any further, iof course I didn't tell him.

    Sure enough number 35 was a naughty girl.
    the pleasure i derived from being paid by a bloke to get drunk and shag his girlfriend was acute.

    I told him a half truth, he didn't care, i never saw him again.

    Yes you heartless bastard, danbo has never been the same.

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    Ok, we got the first cheque in poolie, we are gonna be rich danbo wants to know whether NickA's wife will stay faithfull to him, yep 50,000baht for the dirty pics, anyway I shall drive up there first thing tomorrow morning

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