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    Santa Claus is NOT real!

    i feel let down, slightly sullied, its the same feeling I had when my parents first confirmed that Santa Claus does not exist, I had suspected for a long time already, but i enjoyed getting the presents anyway, and there is still a hint of doubt a sprinkle of magic, and that cold day that they finally irrecovably confirmed for me that he no longer exists was the same day that the magic died.





    and now I feel the same again ...... DJ Pat is Smeg!

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    does noone else feel this way also ?

    or maybe i need to include the magic word ......SMEG in the title!

    i'm sure i'd get loads of replies then! lol

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    Since I was young until now, my parents never ever talk about Santa Claus to me.

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    This has got to be the worst attempt at generating a 'hot topic' thread ever.

    KW, another one like this and it'll be the Fosters treatment for you.

    Leave the crap Smeg threads to Mrs Q and Cantona.

    Why don't you start a thread about 'your lunch' or something civilised like

    "Show us your sporting injuries"

    "Changing a baby! How easy was it for you?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    "Changing a baby! How easy was it for you?"
    Can you do that? Is it like Marks and Spencer?.......I'm glad my mum didn't know, she really wanted a rabbit......I slept in a hutch until I was ten.

    I can't remember believing in Father Christmas....I've always been a bit of a cynic.....My first words were 'Yeah, right!', and these were to the vicar at my christening.
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    and now I feel the same again ...... DJ Pat is Smeg!
    DJ Pat is not Smeg!

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    Santa is real, his busy preparing for coming Xmas.
    What are you on about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    "Changing a baby! How easy was it for you?"
    Can you do that? Is it like Marks and Spencer?.......I'm glad my mum didn't know, she really wanted a rabbit......I slept in a hutch until I was ten.

    I can't remember believing in Father Christmas....I've always been a bit of a cynic.....My first words were 'Yeah, right!', and these were to the vicar at my christening.
    The idea was to start a thread danbo not discuss in the middle of the biggest 'Lame Thread of the Week' award winner.

    *sheesh*

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    ^ oh poolie, I care not for your silly awards for lame or otherwise threads!

    i'm in the middle of feelings much more important, the betrayal, the deception, teh feelign that the world is not the same anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    ^ oh poolie, I care not for your silly awards for lame or otherwise threads!

    i'm in the middle of feelings much more important, the betrayal, the deception, teh feelign that the world is not the same anymore!
    Yeah, yeah, you say that now, but when the judges have conferred and the sexy Thai presenter is handed the envelope....you'll be on the edge of your seat!

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    I'm sorry I disappointed all of you...I'll retire the white beard now, ok?

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    ^ not much chance of that ... i think i'll be still in bed... possibly headache

    2day i won best on ground at my last international game with the thailand tigers !

    will have big party 2nite - try to 4get the deception...

    and how won last week anyway ?

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    ^^What's all that mumbo jumbo about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    ^ not much chance of that ... i think i'll be still in bed... possibly headache

    2day i won best on ground at my last international game with the thailand tigers !

    will have big party 2nite - try to 4get the deception...

    and how won last week anyway ?
    Do you actually get the numbers to have a game of real footy up there?

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    Why does give expensive presents to the rich and crap ones to the poor? All he's doing is helping to maintain the status quo of economic inequality that exists in this wicked world. He's a tool of the mill owners.

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    I felt the same way after reading the Da Vince Code.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Croc
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    ^ not much chance of that ... i think i'll be still in bed... possibly headache

    2day i won best on ground at my last international game with the thailand tigers !

    will have big party 2nite - try to 4get the deception...

    and how won last week anyway ?
    Do you actually get the numbers to have a game of real footy up there?
    14 a side mate! actually we had a bench of 10 blokes as well....

    we thumped them but you can read more about it by visiting our website

    we also have a bbq (pies, snags & pasties) and aussie beer for sale at the ground.

    www.thailandtigers.com

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    Well Sir, I cain't nether confirm nor deny whether or not Santa is real or not - I don't know for sure that Elvis Aaron Presley faked his death and now lives in Massachussets and I amn't sure whether or not t'was midgets or Mormons what killed Jimminy Hoffa, but Santa ain't no harm to no body. B'lvn in Santa ain't never caused no one to strap a bomb to themselves nor call for the assasination of no South American heads of state.

    Santa gets the benifit of the doubt from the Sheriff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriffAndy View Post
    Well Sir, I cain't nether confirm nor deny whether or not Santa is real or not - I don't know for sure that Elvis Aaron Presley faked his death and now lives in Massachussets and I amn't sure whether or not t'was midgets or Mormons what killed Jimminy Hoffa, but Santa ain't no harm to no body. B'lvn in Santa ain't never caused no one to strap a bomb to themselves nor call for the assasination of no South American heads of state.

    Santa gets the benifit of the doubt from the Sheriff.
    and i think some said God is not real either....

    tell me it aint so ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheriffAndy View Post
    Well Sir, I cain't nether confirm nor deny whether or not Santa is real or not - I don't know for sure that Elvis Aaron Presley faked his death and now lives in Massachussets and I amn't sure whether or not t'was midgets or Mormons what killed Jimminy Hoffa, but Santa ain't no harm to no body. B'lvn in Santa ain't never caused no one to strap a bomb to themselves nor call for the assasination of no South American heads of state.

    Santa gets the benifit of the doubt from the Sheriff.


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