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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    Holding hands with bargirls - Do you do it?

    I see this regularly where I am working due to the soi having a few 'beer bars' down there, and one thing that baffles me is why after just a few hours - in some cases barely an hour - the farang has bar-fined the whore and is locked hands with her as he walks away as if to say "I've got you now, please don't run away on me".

    Let's make a comparison here, example: A businessman in Coventry wants some rumpy pumpy during his rush hour and books into a Travelodge hotel -or somewhere similarly downmarket- then orders a whore from an escort agency. In my limited experience of staking out these situations in the UK I never once saw that man leave the hotel holding hands with the haggard old trout, so why change the trend when arriving in Thailand? Are they prettier and more desirable? For me they are not, my Thai side enables me to read the locals like a book with very large print for guys with big spectacles.

    The desperation on some of the farang faces is unbelievable sometimes, it's that "eureka" expression, as if they lose all sense of reality (many do)...I mean what makes a man who was once earning 90,000 GBP in the UK running a successful business want to spent his days teaching just so he can engage in the nocturnal activity of propping up beer bar after beer bar? Is it a career activity that you can get bored of??

    Maybe it is indeed the "I've got you now, please don't run away on me" dread that causes the most friction in most BG-Farang relationships, because as BG's are almost always looking to go one better than what they've got, their phone could ring at any time and they'll be off like a shot -think of the "I go salon" or "sister have poblem" excuses as they dress hastily whilst halfway out the door.

    So when you guys indulge in your activities with your BG, do you see any long term plan, chance of being that 'one in a million' couple that works, rather than another angry, burned out fat farang who lives with a succession of different BG's in his 3600 Baht a month room in Phra Kanong or Udom Suk, trying to find his "perfect Thai girl".

    On average, most farangs that try and live here and duck and dive in the TEFL world last around four years. I read that in the shakers and movers magazine.

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    They're just looking for love and affection.

    Everybody just needs to be held sometimes, and I am beginning to thing some of your posts are no more than a cry out in the dark for the same thing...

    Consider yourself cuddled, Pat...

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    There was a lovely sight of a young ginger haired tourist snogging his halfdressed BG outside the Landmark at 7am this morning.

    I guess they don't clear the clutter of those pavement bars and BG feeding troughs away across the road from there much before that time.

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    Four minutes apart and trying to get his thread back on track...oh oh...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I read that in the shakers and movers magazine.
    the pinnacle of literature in thialand........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torbek
    Four minutes apart and trying to get his thread back on track...oh oh...
    The style of the OP is extremely Smeggish.
    I'm starting to believe it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Quote Originally Posted by Torbek
    Four minutes apart and trying to get his thread back on track...oh oh...
    The style of the OP is extremely Smeggish.
    I'm starting to believe it myself.
    Yes! I am actually beginning to convince myself!

    Tell you what, huge "hats off" to DJPat if it ever turned out the case. Brilliant!

    Then again, maybe DJ Pat is a creation of Smeg's?


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    ^ personally i think they're both a creation of Poolies........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Let's make a comparison here, example: A businessman in Coventry wants some rumpy pumpy during his rush hour and books into a Travelodge hotel -or somewhere similarly downmarket- then orders a whore from an escort agency. In my limited experience of staking out these situations in the UK I never once saw that man leave the hotel holding hands with the haggard old trout, so why change the trend when arriving in Thailand? Are they prettier and more desirable? For me they are not, my Thai side enables me to read the locals like a book with very large print for guys with big spectacles.
    Pure Smeg.


    Quote Originally Posted by Torbek
    Tell you what, huge "hats off" to DJPat if it ever turned out the case. Brilliant!
    i agree...

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    I hope that they are the same person, the thought of two people who share the same thought processes is truly terrifying - still thank God that if they ARE two individuals at least they aren't male and female - can you imagine what their offspring might be like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    I hope that they are the same person, the thought of two people who share the same thought processes is truly terrifying - still thank God that if they ARE two individuals at least they aren't male and female - can you imagine what their offspring might be like?
    Now Dougall, it's pretty wierd you even thinking about that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    There was a lovely sight of a young ginger haired tourist snogging his halfdressed BG outside the Landmark at 7am this morning.

    I guess they don't clear the clutter of those pavement bars and BG feeding troughs away across the road from there much before that time.
    When did you return from Korea?

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    Note that in the 'Location' section of their profile both DJ and Smeg use the opportunity to print an implied position of superiority.

    Smeg: Location: next to a top daboki and gimchi restaurant

    DJ: Location: In a Bangkok tower block overlooking all of ya!

    Very sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    ^ personally i think they're both a creation of Poolies........
    Nice of you to say that KW.

    I actually have beers fairly regularly with Pat and hopefully soon I'll have a beer with Smeg.
    Be great if they both turned up.
    Me and my two creations.....................you lot are weird!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torbek

    Consider yourself cuddled, Pat...
    By that 'thing' in your avatar? Who do you think I am? David Attenborough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    When did you return from Korea?
    Yeah ! When were you suddenly back in town?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Note that in the 'Location' section of their profile both DJ and Smeg use the opportunity to print an implied position of superiority.

    Smeg: Location: next to a top daboki and gimchi restaurant

    DJ: Location: In a Bangkok tower block overlooking all of ya!

    Very sad.
    Hmm........Dougal. Location: Southend.

    Very very sad.

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    ^ They wouldn't let me in at Bournemouth

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    ^^^Southend is one of the safest places in the UK for crime


    Translates into a safe bet that you'd get robbed by chavs with knives

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    Does that mean if you commit a crime you'll won't have to fear the victims retaliating?

    Are they all OAPs or something?

    Are you a criminal Dougal?

    Most dodgy UK crims end up in Pattaya. (no, I said Pattaya, not Jomtien CMN!)

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    ^^And Samui where they're uglier

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I read that in the shakers and movers magazine.
    ferk.

    what else do you read to improve your life mr dj?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    ^^^Southend is one of the safest places in the UK for crime


    Translates into a safe bet that you'd get robbed by chavs with knives
    The news that Southend has attained the accolade of being the safest large town in the UK came as something as a surprise to the locals who mostly claim to be too terrified to venture into The High Street after dark.

    Maybe the stats are compiled based on crimes committed by Southend residents - most of the thugs being evening imports - locals are mostly too poor to go out, Southend also being the retirement capital of the UK.

    Anyway back to the thread - whatever it is.
    Lord, deliver us from e-mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Are you a criminal Dougal?
    Schtum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I read that in the shakers and movers magazine.
    ferk.

    what else do you read to improve your life mr dj?
    DJ magazine, CD playing magazine, Playing other people's songs from CD magazine, DeeJay's gazette, Cd enthusiasts weekly..I could go on..

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