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    Ask that hilarious double team Nick and Poolie, i have no idea whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    the teacher-knockers do get a bit tiresome at times
    You don't like tits on a teacher ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    I don't like CMN, never have, but I disagree with the PMs that are circulating - give the guy a break.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danbo pm
    CMN, sorry i missed you last week. next time I'm in chiangmai, lets do tea, you know i think you are utterly divine. Don't forget the poppers my love...you know they make me last just that little bit longer. till then my sweets.. danbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torbek
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    However, when in doubt, I automatically think they are all a pack of knob ends.Sorry about that, just can't help it.As soon as I hear that word, my brain goes into automatic-idiot-overdrive.Nothing can be done.Sorry!
    Yeah, I know exactly what mean. I have the same problem automatically classifying as dickheads anyone who not only makes idiotic broad generalisations but then compounds it by feeling the need to repeatedly broadcast their idiocy. Nothing can be done. Sorry.
    I feel smart-idiot mode coming in now actually.A bit sensitive are we Torbs??

    Most of it was tounge-in-cheek.

    Anyway, please feel free to correct me or give me a "well done " stamp.

    BTW, if you quote the whole post, maybe,just maybe other people might take it as it has been written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BreadFan
    I am totally lost with this whole thread. What exactly is going on? Can someone please clarify the implications?
    CMN is married.

    He's also having a rather 'gay' affair with danbo.

    NickA is jealous and started a nasty thread about CMN, who with his extraordinary mod powers deleted the thread which up until now had only been something that 'Il Numero Uno' himself could do.

    DD had been absent, out of town at Ban Chang doing some TD research and it was assumed that CMN had 'taken over the throne' so to sapeak.

    But in the end DD was not murdered by PatPong's henchmen, CMN is still the cuddly effeminate welshman the we all know and love, Smeg still a cnut according to marmite, benbaa and klongy, Torbers had a haircut, Kingwilly fell down drunk this morning on his way to work! Luckily he fell on a somtam vendor and broke her nose instead of his own. Lily has gone all risky today and gone commando, squirrel is stuck in his toilet researching, stroller and butterfly have challenged eliminator and ghost to a game of marbles and let's see William had a sex change!....nah only joking...it was Wally!

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    ^^^I thought publication of PM's was against the law

    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    ^ Ask that hilarious double team Nick and Poolie, i have no idea whatsoever.
    Bullshit, who's doing your dirty work??? Dirty Dog, Marmite, HillBilly?????

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    Wink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    Sorry mate, but most teachers that I have met have been self important, self abusing A-grade wankers that could not get any other job in LOS.(Except for the spunky girlie ones!)

    I do have a few mates that are teachers and they are good blokes though,so I'm not a complete racist.

    However, when in doubt, I automatically think they are all a pack of knob ends.Sorry about that, just can't help it.As soon as I hear that word, my brain goes into automatic-idiot-overdrive.Nothing can be done.Sorry!

    Sorry about being a newbie.Does this mean that only long termers opinions count?(I did register the 'chuchok' handle some months ago, but I cocked up the e-mail address)
    If you want to pass judgement on teachers you'd be well advised to check out the schools.
    Sitting round a table at the Cathouse on Friday arvo drinking cheap Chang with the AUA boys is not a great place to draw conclusions for generalisations.
    Don't take it so seriously PC.I have met aload of dick-head teachers up here.I don't need to go to any school to tell me they are otherwise.Why on earth would I want to do that for??A dork is a dork in my book.If the dorks I met had been Engineers,I don't think looking at a bridge that they designed would make me change my mind.

    I will say again, that I do have many mates that are school teachers and they are a fine bunch.

    I suppose you are getting as sensitive as the TV's that havn't been banned...when half the mob here calls them paedos or tells them that they have married prossies.

    I've been called a sheep shagger more times than I can recall, but the only time you will see me getting upset is if a roo-rooting Aussie calls me one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Don't take it so seriously PC.I have met aload of dick-head teachers up here.I don't need to go to any school to tell me they are otherwise
    I'd prolly excuse international school teachers from that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    I've been called a sheep shagger more times than I can recall, but the only time you will see me getting upset is if a roo-rooting Aussie calls me one.

    Poolie wouldnt do that. He doesnt like Australian females with big behinds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Poolie wouldnt do that. He doesnt like Australian females lesbians with big behinds, like me.
    Exactly Lil

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona
    I'd prolly excuse international school teachers from that one.
    Really, why?

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    No second prizes Cantona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Don't take it so seriously PC.I have met aload of dick-head teachers up here.I don't need to go to any school to tell me they are otherwise
    I'd prolly excuse international school teachers from that one.
    why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Really, why?
    Well in my experience, they are not the creased shirt, shit 300baht shoes, beer smelling fokers that you get TEFLing on 25,000baht/month who are skint after pay day weekend as they spunked it all away on some brass from Nana

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    You're a snob then?

    Funny, you don't come across as a snob, more like a yob????

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona
    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Really, why?
    Well in my experience, they are not the creased shirt, shit 300baht shoes, beer smelling fokers that you get TEFLing on 25,000baht/month who are skint after pay day weekend as they spunked it all away on some brass from Nana
    Good answer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    You're a snob then?

    Funny, you don't come across as a snob, more like a yob????
    This would suggest that even yobs have a class system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Don't take it so seriously PC.I have met aload of dick-head teachers up here.I don't need to go to any school to tell me they are otherwise.Why on earth would I want to do that for??A dork is a dork in my book.If the dorks I met had been Engineers,I don't think looking at a bridge that they designed would make me change my mind.

    I will say again, that I do have many mates that are school teachers and they are a fine bunch.

    I suppose you are getting as sensitive as the TV's that havn't been banned...when half the mob here calls them paedos or tells them that they have married prossies.

    I've been called a sheep shagger more times than I can recall, but the only time you will see me getting upset is if a roo-rooting Aussie calls me one.
    I guess I didn't put enough tongue in cheek in that post.

    That, or it went straight over your sheep-shagging head!!
    No need to get upset though, because even though I'm an Aussie, I don't shag kangas.

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    [quote=poolcleaner
    I guess I didn't put enough tongue in cheek in that post.

    That, or it went straight over your sheep-shagging head!!
    No need to get upset though, because even though I'm an Aussie, I don't shag kangas. [/quote]

    So you shag Wallabies then.Are they easier to controll or are they "just better"

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    [quote=Little Chuchok]
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    I guess I didn't put enough tongue in cheek in that post.

    That, or it went straight over your sheep-shagging head!!
    No need to get upset though, because even though I'm an Aussie, I don't shag kangas. :D[/quote

    So you shag Wallabies then.Are they easier to controll or are they "just better"
    Nope no wallabies, usually just street corner Kiwi girls for bus fare and a tallie.

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    Any macropod will do, I think it's more of a foot fetish thing with these Aussies!!

    BTW, did you know many marsupials males have two penises to correspond with the females double vagina?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Any macropod will do, I think it's more of a foot fetish thing with these Aussies!!

    BTW, did you know many marsupials males have two penises to correspond with the females double vagina?
    Another of your wild unsubstantiated claims Nick?

    We're onto you!

    Never saw any two dick marsupials on the 'Crocodile Hunter'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Any macropod will do, I think it's more of a foot fetish thing with these Aussies!!

    BTW, did you know many marsupials males have two penises to correspond with the females double vagina?
    Another of your wild unsubstantiated claims Nick?

    We're onto you!

    Never saw any two dick marsupials on the 'Crocodile Hunter'!
    I have, every Aussie that has been on the telly has had one penis comming out his forhead...I just assume that these blokes also have dicks in normal places as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Wait till marmite logs on, he'll be livid with all these shannanigans.
    ooooh - i bet there'll all scared now!

    thats like a variation of just wait till your father gets home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner

    Never saw any two dick marsupials on the 'Crocodile Hunter'!
    I have, every Aussie that has been on the telly has had one penis comming out his forhead...I just assume that these blokes also have dicks in normal places as well.
    That's just leftovers from the Lord of the Rings special effects crew.
    The kiwi govt had them make some propaganda films for the hundreds of thousands of soon to be illegal immigrants bound for that far more desirable country to the west.

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