Hotel for butterfly's honeymoon

[Smeg]

Interesting third picture

Silk Suite Hotel

Special Packages Include:

- Suite Rate includes breakfast for two from now until May 31, 2004
- A special gift
- Breakfast
- Special Discount for Spa Service

1). Golf Packages
For the perfect golfing holiday, Silk Suite Hotel, Bangkok has launched an extensive hotel-golf package. Combining a one night stay or more at Silk Suite Hotel, golf enthusiasts can partake in a day round of golf at a selection of the fine courses within one hour's drive from the hotel

The golf package includes
- Two nights stay in a deluxe room.
- Daily breakfast
- One golf round of 18 holes(caddy fee included) at selected golf courses
- Round trip transportation to and from the golf course ( not exclusive)

Single Occupancy
Double Occupancy
1 November 2005 to
3 March 2006
USD270
(golf fees for one person)
USD330
(golf fees for two persons)
1 April 2006 to
3 September 2007
USD250
(golf fees for one person)
USD300
(golf fees for two persons)

For more information and reservation please contact:
Khanet Sudhinaraset
Sales Manager
Tel : 662 630-7725-8
E-mail : khanet[at]silksuitehotel.com

Terms and conditions :

1. This package is not available from 20 th December 2003 to 6th January 2004.
2. Rates are subject to a 10% service charge and VAT (currently at 7%)
3. Rooms,golf courses
4. Rates and conditions are subject to change without prior notice
5. 48 hour cancellation notice is required.
6. Additional nights at packages rate if golf round is required.

2). Honeymoon & Spa Packages : The perfect package for the newly wed couple
Silk Suite Hotel invites you to celebrate a most exclusive honeymoon package designed for the romantic at heart. Surprise your beloved one and enjoy the most romantic occasion of you Life. Silk Suite Hotel Honeymoon package is available at US$ 350 for a two-night stay.

The package includes:
-Accommodation for 2 persons in a suite.-Daily breakfast at the roof garden for 2 persons-Roundtrip airport transfers-Silk Suite Massage for two persons at the Mulberry Spa -Special welcome and daily in-room arnenities such as a bottle of welcome Champagne,heart shaped chocolates, fruit and flowers.

Reservations can be made either by contacting the hotel directly or on-line. When booking please advise us of your arrival time. For your convenience we will greet you at the airport and bring you to the hotel via limousline.

3). Extended Stay Package
Please Contact khanet[at]silksuitehotel.com
for special Rate.During Your Silk Suite Hotel Extended Stay,you will enjoy:
-Daily breakfast on the roof garden-Conplimentary tea and coffee maker in room-Complimentary Spa treatment 2 massages from Mulberry Spa-20% discount on Silk and Jewelry at Betty Thai Silk & Jewellwers Co., Ltd.-20% discount on outgoing fax charges-20% discount on dry-cleaning laundry and pressing-20% discount on all services in the Business Centre-20% discount on mini bar items Terms & Conditions:
-Rates are subject to a 10% service charge and VAT (currently at 7%)-All rates are subject to availability and to change without prior notice.

[dirtydog]

They aint gonna let him and 5 blokes dressed up as women stay are they though.

[November Rain]

Single Occupancy Double Occupancy 1 November 2005 to 3 March 2006 USD270 (golf fees for one person) USD330 (golf fees for two persons) 1 April 2006 to 3 September 2007 USD250 (golf fees for one person) USD300 (golf fees for two persons)

This package is not available from 20 th December 2003 to 6th January 2004

Smeg, you do realise this is June 2008, don't you?

[Smeg]

Yes, but I guess their advertising staff don't. No surprise there.

[November Rain]

BTW, the 3rd pic might be a girl. Maybe. Phil Oakey's niece, perchance?

[dirtydog]

^^probably Thai?

[DJ Pat]

Have I missed the punchline here?

[Marmite the Dog]

Have I missed the punchline here?

I think Smeg's trying to be normal, but he failed miserably.

[Smeg]

Marmite, ATTACKING PEOPLE AND THEN DELETING THEIR RESPONSES IS THE ACT OF A TURD.

[Marmite the Dog]

Marmite, ATTACKING PEOPLE AND THEN DELETING THEIR RESPONSES IS THE ACT OF A TURD.

I totally agree. And...?