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    Graffiti

    Ever come across graffiti that makes you giggle?

    I saw a wall the other day with.....

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    Written in the grime on the back of a builder's van: 'Driver naked from waist down"

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    In the Australian city nearest to me, there is a park with an old steamshovel as an exhibit and once someone had written on the side of the bucket;

    'Is this you, Bill Steamshovel?'

    Was Mr Squiggle an English show?
    If it wasn't you won't get this.

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    *warning: not politically correct*

    In the middle of the central roundabout in Lusaka, Zambia is a statute of a black man breaking his chains of empirial slavery. Underneath someone has written:

    "leave it to the blacks to break fucking everything"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    In the Australian city nearest to me, there is a park with an old steamshovel as an exhibit and once someone had written on the side of the bucket;

    'Is this you, Bill Steamshovel?'

    Was Mr Squiggle an English show?
    If it wasn't you won't get this.
    ...and the winner of this years most bizarre post goes to....sound of envelope opening....Lily....." Was Mr Squiggle an English show?"!....I'm off for a lie-down with a cold flannel on my face.

    "Jesus is Coming....so look busy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    *warning: not politically correct*

    In the middle of the central roundabout in Lusaka, Zambia is a statute of a black man breaking his chains of empirial slavery. Underneath someone has written:

    "leave it to the blacks to break fucking everything"
    I heard of this one but with a different script:

    "If he can't eat it or fuck it, he'll surely break it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    ...and the winner of this years most bizarre post goes to....sound of envelope opening....Lily....." Was Mr Squiggle an English show?"!....I'm off for a lie-down with a cold flannel on my face.

    That is indeed an honour, coming from you Danbo!

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    Written outside a public restroom:

    OOAQICI82QB4IP

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    On the back of a toilet door University of Edinburgh

    "Captains Log stardate 2250
    beamed down for a quick shit
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    Captains Log stardate 2251
    Still here, can't shake off the klingons"

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    god is dead - neitzche
    no i'm not - god

    or

    to be is to do - rene descartes
    to do is to be - bertrand russell
    do be do be do - frank sinatra

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    on the back of a car:
    designed by a computer
    built by a robot
    driven by a moron

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaigirly View Post
    god is dead - neitzche
    no i'm not - god
    or,

    Nietzsche is dead - God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteshiva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaigirly View Post
    god is dead - neitzche
    no i'm not - god
    or,

    Nietzsche is dead - God
    that was it. and sorry about the spelling

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    also on back of dirty van on motorway

    "beware - driver reading porno mags"

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    ^That would explain him being naked from the waist down.

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