Anyone have close Thai female friends?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 03-08-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by Arthur Sixpence

Well I don't hate you, my fiancee.

AS, thank you, my fiance.

ops:

**mrsquirrel** · 03-08-2005, 11:59 AM

I did it just didn't make sense.

Is it not personal that she makes snide comments sounds personal to me.

Otherwise - no I have no idea what you are saying

**Captain Sensible** · 03-08-2005, 12:02 PM

**mrsquirrel** · 03-08-2005, 12:17 PM

I still don't get that smiley either

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-08-2005, 01:31 PM

OK, I'll shut up.

**mrsquirrel** · 03-08-2005, 01:55 PM

Fair enough - was a bit lost there.

Back to the usual bull shit then

**poolcleaner** · 03-08-2005, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

poolie as you get older you will not have so much bladder control, then one day while walking round bkk you will find that your bladder has leaked a bit, and there will be a wet patch down the front of your trousers and everyone will stare at you, some will probably laugh at you, the kids will run after you down the street shouting,"poolie pissed his pants" this is what you have to look forward to poolie, why do you think harry bought those leather pants?

Jesus doggy I've been doing that for years.

But thanks for the heads up on leather chaps. Tis not a bad idea!!

Some people drink their urine you know!

In fact I was on a website a few days ago where young ladies were drinking urine......wanna link?

**mrsquirrel** · 03-08-2005, 03:45 PM

www.sickestsites.com

start here

**Goddess of Whatever** · 03-08-2005, 03:55 PM

I've tried this site already.
This is the message I've got ;

!!! Security Alert !!!

You are accessing non-appropriate site.

Due to Samsung Security Policy, you cannot access this site.

If you have any necessity to access this web site,

please contact your manager.

Also, please be reminded that use of any company infrastructure

such as Internet or email for non business purpose is

a serious violation of the company regulation.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

-------------------------------------------------

Hong Jeong Kwon

Security Manager

SAMSUNG ASIA PTE LTD

TEL : (65) 6833 3187

eMail : hongjk@samsung.com

**mrsquirrel** · 03-08-2005, 04:04 PM

Haha

Try a few times then email security asking for permision so access it.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 03-08-2005, 04:16 PM

Nahhh thanks, I don't wanna get in trouble.

**poolcleaner** · 03-08-2005, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

www.sickestsites.com

start here

It says on one site "To enter you must agree you don't find brown showers, golden showers, shit eating etc. offensive"

Who's going to agree to that?

I checked anyway and couldn't find any trace of Harry, thank God!

**Richey James** · 03-08-2005, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I've tried this site already.
This is the message I've got ;

!!! Security Alert !!!

You are accessing non-appropriate site.

Due to Samsung Security Policy, you cannot access this site.

If you have any necessity to access this web site,

please contact your manager.

Also, please be reminded that use of any company infrastructure

such as Internet or email for non business purpose is

a serious violation of the company regulation.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

-------------------------------------------------

Hong Jeong Kwon

Security Manager

SAMSUNG ASIA PTE LTD

TEL : (65) 6833 3187

eMail : hongjk@samsung.com

Instead of typing the web address in the address bar type the number 1077627633. This should by-pass any web-content filtering or logging systems your company uses to make you get on with your work

. Not sure if your going to want to spend much time on the site but at least now you can.

Oh yeah, it doesn't work with Internet Explorer so you'll have to use Firefox or Netscape Navigator or something.

Umm.. enjoy

**Goddess of Whatever** · 03-08-2005, 07:13 PM

Thank you, I will be patient till I get home then I will check it out at home later.

**Richey James** · 03-08-2005, 07:15 PM

Probably a better idea

**Goddess of Whatever** · 03-08-2005, 07:18 PM

absolutely yes

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-08-2005, 08:46 PM

Seeing as everyone knows for sure that you work for Samsung, shall I give them your phone extension number?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 03-08-2005, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Seeing as everyone knows for sure that you work for Samsung, shall I give them your phone extension number?

Yeah.. right..
God damn it!

**IsaanAlex** · 17-10-2005, 10:21 PM

Okay, back on track for desi.

Desi, my wife can have 'friends' of the opposite sex...but I 'can't' (actually I'll do whatever the fuck I want but why would I want to be friends with a Thai female?

).

That's because the wifes friends are "just friends", but I'd be fucking whoever...

Thai ladies are usually quite selfish and thick. Their thinking is limited to;

(a) Men are dogs
(b) All men cheat...

And other black/white thinking such as;

(c) If you go to a nightclub you're going there to get fucked, etc.
(d) If you come home 'too late' it is because you were getting fucked
(e) If you're short on money it's because you blew it on pussy or your mea noi

To a Thai lady the perfect man is one who;

(f) Goes to work
(g) Comes immediately home
(h) gives his whole pay packet to his wife and accepts a daily 'allowance' and
(i) Has no female friends whatsoever.
(j) yada yada

Basically, most Thai women want a compliant wallet for a 'partner'.

IA
PS. The classic Thai ladies trips also involve old girlfriends, wives, etc. It can be a dead relationship from 10 years ago but somehow (according to the Thai wife/girlfriend)...you're somehow always 'still in touch'/communicating with the ex/pining for the ex/planning to reunite with the ex... :roll:

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by IsaanAlex

Okay, back on track for desi.

Desi, my wife can have 'friends' of the opposite sex...but I 'can't' (actually I'll do whatever the f*** I want but why would I want to be friends with a Thai female?

).

That's because the wifes friends are "just friends", but I'd be fucking whoever...

Thai ladies are usually quite selfish and thick. Their thinking is limited to;

(a) Men are dogs
(b) All men cheat...

And other black/white thinking such as;

(c) If you go to a nightclub you're going there to get fucked, etc.
(d) If you come home 'too late' it is because you were getting fucked
(e) If you're short on money it's because you blew it on pussy or your mea noi

:

but you cant say they aint wrong, I think that sums up the normal guy quite well.

**IsaanAlex** · 17-10-2005, 10:33 PM

(a) is generally true (not that women are much better). (b) is absolutely untrue.
And (c), (d) and (e) are just over the top.

What's with Thai ladies and their control issues? :roll:

And, IMHO, there is usually not much point in being 'faithful' to your Thai lady. Cheat or not and you'll likely pay the same price.

May as well get some pussy while they're at it...

IA

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-10-2005, 10:34 PM

Who gives a shit what they think?

**IsaanAlex** · 17-10-2005, 10:38 PM

Very good point Marmers.

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