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    Silly things you do when you are drunk.

    I just put a cheese-spinach macaroni thing (in a foil dish) in the microwave!!!!
    It's like thunder and lightning,
    the way your love is frightening.
    You better knock, knock on wood, baby.
    You better knock, knock, knock on wood ...
    In my own defence, my griller sits on top of my microwave............so I put it down to poor aim....... coz I'm drunk

    What silly things have you done whilst inoxitoxicated??
    Last edited by Wally Dorian Raffles; 04-05-2006 at 11:20 PM.

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    I threw away my best work suit once. Looked around everywhere for it in the morning, and simply couldn't understand how I could have got home without it. Found it in the dustbin outside some hours later, and then remembered that I'd chucked up on it after I got home and decided on a rather radical solution to the problem...
    The sleep of reason brings forth monsters.

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    Post in TK...

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    Once, I just slept on the table and didn't care people around me. My friends had to take me home.

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    -throwing away plastic bags or envelopes with money, jewelry or other stuff in it
    -driving off a bridge
    -trying to pee in the kitchen sink and missing it
    -forgetting to go offline before going to sleep while being on a per minute charge on the mobile GPRS...

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    Spending at least an hour deciding ifd I should drik tthe two cans of Heineken that I have brought back with me or go to bed.

    I JUST DONT KLNOW

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    I was on holiday in Cambridge and I woke up one morning after a heavy nights drinking and found my wallet was full of dollars.
    "Jeezuz, where the heck did we go last night ?"

    Apparently after the pub we went drinking on a US airforce base and at last orders I bought a round with a 50 quid note and got all my change in USD.

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    I once sold the clothes I was wearing in a pub....I was down to my underpants....

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    Danbo it is 11:45pm go to bed

    NOW you aren't allowed up this late.

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    It's 10 to 6 here....If it was 11.45 I'd be well away dreaming of kittens chasing rainbows....I'm normally in bed by 10 - even at weekends.

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    You cannot live like you are on UK time for the rest of your life.

    Get to bed it's bed time out here and this is where you want to be, so act like it.

    BED NOW!!!

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    I think I'm ok to drive.

    It's a bad idea in the UK, but in Thailand I'm still a better driver than the Thais (or any Asians/females for that matter).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    but in Thailand I'm still a better driver than the Thais
    Most of the Thais I know in Bkk are very good drivers.
    Most of the Thais I know in the countryside do not know how to drive.
    A pattern that is not specific to Thailand...

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    I tried to Piss in a drawer once I thought it was the toilet

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    I was 18, living in San Antonio in a 2nd story Air Force dormitory. Went to Mexico with a few friends and picked up a few (dozen) bottles of Mezcal. We had a party the night we came home.

    The next morning I found all of my furniture (yes I mean all -- beds, mattresses, closets, carpet, desks) out on the lawn. Most of it was broken in pieces, thrown from the window.

    Inside the room, about a dozen pairs of underwear (male and female) were thumbtacked to the walls with notes of thanks for the awesome party.

    I remember not a moment. I haven't touched Mezcal or tequila since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    I just put a cheese-spinach macaroni thing (in a foil dish) in the microwave!!!!
    It's like thunder and lightning,
    the way your love is frightening.
    You better knock, knock on wood, baby.
    You better knock, knock, knock on wood ...
    In my own defence, my griller sits on top of my microwave............so I put it down to poor aim....... coz I'm drunk

    What silly things have you done whilst inoxitoxicated??
    Instead of chucking out the trash I once threw my mobile phone in trash bin. Returned back to the bed room with the bin bag just to let the lady have a pop at me for being an intoxicated bastard.

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    When I was about 20 years old, I owned a volkswagon combie van. I had it parked near the gold coast's bombay rock live venue, and after picking up a slapper at a hoodu-gurus gig, I took her back to my combie and shagged her.

    She left, I fell asleep and didn't wake till 9am the next morningWhen I woke the curtains were wide open, I was naked, had a large morning erection, and the street was buzzing with people walking by.....

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    just the other week i acame home after a good night out, took a pepsi from the fridge and went across the room to put something on the CD player.
    As i felt i needed two hands to do this I had to put the pepsi down somewhere.
    Well I have a cd system where on pressing the button to insert a CD the top lifts up.
    So yes that is exactly where i placed the can and as i pressed the button in the slow motion that only comes after a few bevvies i watched the top lift up and the pepsi fall over and I could only stand there and wonder how it could possibly have happened

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    I don't remember, honest

    oh OK... I threw up in a pair of boots when I was 18 (not mine, dunno whose)

    I was drinking from a pewter tankard full of beer and turned it upside down to show someone the makers mark

    I got into bed with a cute, crashed out girl and tried to fuck her, whilst my then wife was also in the bed

    oh dear
    I have reported your post

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    Stand infront of the mirror in my room and talk to myself.

    Hug and kiss my dogs.

    Start singing very loud.

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    I just hit a car which is parking beside mine while I was reversing. He said it's ok, accident can happen. He's very nice ohhh he's an actor.

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    PS - I was not drunk when I hit that car.

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    I peed in the fridge once about 3 in the morning. The wife having no sense of humor was rather upset. Turned out to be rather expensive. She threw every damn thing away to include the freezer section and bought everything new.

    My opinion was that only the salad needed to be thrown out as it had suffered a direct hit...

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    He he, some good ones here.

    Nicked a bus in Kingston upon Thames one night, complete with passengers.

    Missed a ship in Singapore

    Missed a plane at Heathrow

    Shagged a 64 yr old

    Got arrested in Tokyo

    etc etc

    ... and the others are too embarresing (sp?) ... but now I'm all grown up and don't do things like that anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Once, I just slept on the table and didn't care people around me. My friends had to take me home.

    Sort of like when you came to my house? You did say goodbye though.

    Migraines are a bummer.

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