Silicon noses

**Smeg** · 01-05-2006, 11:02 PM

I have seen three girls just tody with bandages on their noses. Either they are yet another domestic abuse case, or they have gone for the old artificially inflated konk. I think they are well ugly. However, a lot of Thai girls do have really ugly noses.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 01-05-2006, 11:05 PM

edited by wally's mum

**DJ Pat** · 01-05-2006, 11:22 PM

Many are desperate for the western looking nose. My ex-wife was obsessed with all that whitening of the skin bollox and all that shit.

**Fast Eddie** · 01-05-2006, 11:44 PM

I'm not a fan of cosmetic surgery that is too obvious. I often see Thai girls with really obvious nose jobs, and it just doesn't look quite right. Unless they've got a seriously messed up nose i think they would be better off leaving it alone.

**danbo** · 01-05-2006, 11:46 PM

I went to a cosmetic surgeon and he hit me with a shovel, 'Go on, fck off', he said.

**BillyZ** · 01-05-2006, 11:51 PM

My wife keeps nudging me for a plastic nose. But her nose is really cute on her face. I told her that if she gets a nose job she can apply for a new husband, too. I don't want to be looking at Michale Jackson everytime I look at her.

Now, once she gets into her 40's, I might consider some new tits...(for her, not me! 555)

**Mhz** · 02-05-2006, 12:01 AM

Women,always concerned about their looks.

**baldrick** · 02-05-2006, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Mhz

Women,always concerned about their looks.

and smeg , always concerned about ........

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2006, 01:01 AM

I haven't had a nose job, honest, it always was cute

now if they offered a mind-job, one that would cancel out a constant stream of negative thoughts and miserable opinions....

**Fast Eddie** · 02-05-2006, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I haven't had a nose job, honest, it always was cute

now if they offered a mind-job, one that would cancel out a constant stream of negative thoughts and miserable opinions....

Isn't that what therapy is for?

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2006, 01:08 AM

theoretically, but the person has to realise that they need it, and work within it for months, often

a mind job however, could be done as an outpatient without much effort, so miserable, negative people could be converted into all sorts of *philes in no time at all

**RDN** · 02-05-2006, 01:41 AM

My ex g/f had a nose job. Forget how much it cost her - about 15,000 for a small bridge in her nose and both eyes made bigger by cutting away some of the top eyelids. She was a mess for two or three weeks after - red, blue and green face. Still had a little scar for 2 or 3 months after, but now looks OK. She can now wear glasses, which she couldn't do before because she had no bridge to her nose.

She lost the glasses in Patong bay while riding a jet-ski. Silly moo.

**Ice Maiden** · 02-05-2006, 01:53 AM

I've never felt the need for a nose job but I might of considered it if my nose was shaped like concorde.

That's the trouble in the modern world. If we have the money then we can change the way we look quite easily. Watching some programs on television about cosmetic surgery going wrong the idea does put me off! Some terrible accidents and scaring are made at times and even death.

You'd have to be really motivated to want to change the way you look via cosmetic surgery.

**RDN** · 02-05-2006, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

I've never felt the need for a nose job but I might of considered it ....

"have" !!

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

That's the trouble in the modern world. If we have the money then we can change the way we look quite easily. Watching some programs on television about cosmetic surgery going wrong the idea does put me off! Some terrible accidents and scaring are made at times and even death.

You'd have to be really motivated to want to change the way you look via cosmetic surgery.

My g/f wants me to have the bags under my eyes de-fatted by suction. No way! And as for her having breast implants... Never!

**Ice Maiden** · 02-05-2006, 02:13 AM

Oopsie daisy!

Just my accent coming through there.

**bbigman21** · 02-05-2006, 02:28 AM

Well the wife has already had the nose done. And before she wanted to have the boobs done too. But know she says you doesn't want me to play with them even more so she is not going to get them.

**kingwilly** · 02-05-2006, 08:04 AM

amazing wot they can do. some of the 'jobs' my missus frenz hav had done.

1. nose - cut the nostrils & restitch to make smaller
2. jawline - shave the jawline down a bit
3. forehead - cutthe scalp to stretch the forehead
4. boob jobs - obvious
5. eyes - cut the lids of the eyes so they less round.

tattooing
1. eyebrows
2. eyeliner
3. lipstick outline

not really a big fan of it all ...

**Torbek** · 02-05-2006, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by RDN

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

I've never felt the need for a nose job but I might of considered it ....

"have" !!

Would you have so overtly corrected the English of a relative stranger in a face-to-face encounter?

Bloody place seems to be filling up with pedants....

**RandomChances** · 02-05-2006, 10:51 AM

^I think it's the "teacher" infulance on this board, I've had spelling mistakes corrected about a dozen times now...pointless really as I can't tell the diference between one spelling and the other. Cnut and **** actually look the same to me...well they would if one did'nt consist of little stars. Spell checkers are allright but sometimes give you a choice of replacements....if you can spell the word in the first place how do you know!!!!

Saying that I think RDN was only joking

Originally Posted by Torbek

Bloody place seems to be filling up with pedants....

It's not nice calling people that

**RDN** · 02-05-2006, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

...Saying that I think RDN was only joking...

Correct, RC. IM and me and another poster have already joked about this habit of IM's is another thread.

Or should that be "IM and I..."

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2006, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

I have seen three girls just tody with bandages on their noses. Either they are yet another domestic abuse case, or they have gone for the old artificially inflated konk. I think they are well ugly. .

I suppose some girls with bandages and bruises on their faces could be considered ugly

you are meant to wait until it is all healed before making a judgement

anyway, our housemate, who is very cute, wants to have a "bum" job, to make her cheeks nice and round. At the moment she seems to get a lot of male attention, so she is obviously doing it for self-esteem purposes, she just wants a cuter bum to feel better about herself.

A lot of people who have plastic surgery become "plasticophiles"

**aging one** · 02-05-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Silicon noses I have seen three girls just tody with bandages on their noses. Either they are yet another domestic abuse case, or they have gone for the old artificially inflated konk. I think they are well ugly. However, a lot of Thai girls do have really ugly noses.

Oh yeah with the fat noses they already have they want them fatter. The nose jobs are to reduce the size of the nose not inflate it.!!!

**friscofrankie** · 02-05-2006, 03:36 PM

Like the little "button noses" most Thai women seem to have. Although my woman is a bit of a Pekinese I just can't see her gettin' a nose job. My son came home with a girl had nose job. Told him, "lose her, high maintenance." She was. He did. I like the way many women here are such blatant "slaves to fashion." Makes it a hell of lot easier to weed out the vapid ones.

**Ice Maiden** · 02-05-2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by RDN

Originally Posted by RandomChances

...Saying that I think RDN was only joking...

Correct, RC. IM and me and another poster have already joked about this habit of IM's is another thread.

Or should that be "IM and I..."

That's true.

He was just joking around mate!

**Mhz** · 02-05-2006, 04:23 PM

Is there any way of getting rid of a big belly???

Iam fokin tired of holding it in.

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