Thread: About Thailand!

I understand that it should be Quarrel

Originally Posted by bbigman21

Hey you Fart knocker I recomended a friend to this site. Give him little break until he can get used to some of this turd slinging

So mrsquirrel has also got a red ?

Hmm 3 good reasons.

Prawns are much cheaper.

The weather is pretty predictable

There are very few Welsh there.

The beaches are better than Spain

The women are better than Spain

Very few Spaniards, sorry I meant Welsh

Originally Posted by spainard

Hi, I am new here and a friend recomended me. He is always going on about how he wants to move there.
So to all of you other people who have been there and who are living. I would like you to give me three reasons why I shoul visit Thailand?

cheap shoes
nice hats
not much cheese

Originally Posted by danbo

not much cheese

I don't do much dairy either. I've heard it turns you into a cow.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

silly games aren't they. why play arstereroids when you have winning eleven or John Madden. Also my mouse is no good.

ChiangMai noon is the new Whammy champion! Today ChiangMai noon is the new Red Rampage champion! Today

Gotcha, you fibbing little Taffy

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

3 reasons would not do the place justice, there are too many reasons to come here, even more to live here...


Cost of living
climate
variety of lifestyle
beautiful women
beautiful people
motorcycles
beer
somtam
somtam
somtam
teak door people
cheap playstation games
cheap x box games
windows operating systems for 100 baht
options that you can afford
beautiful golf courses you can afford
beautiful caddies on said golf courses
few welsh people
.
and so on.

I'm struggling to see even 3 convincing reasons above.

If you are happy to live surrounded by dire poverty, and have people desperate enough to wait on you for a few dollars per day, then its a reason
If you love intense tropical heat and monsoon rain and floods, then its a reason.
If you can't get a nice woman in your own country, or like small brown gold diggers, and are happy to take on a woman that the local men arent interested in taking on, then its a reason.
If you hate your own culture and think people with another culture are better, then its a reason.
If you like poor quality beer that is much more expensive than you can buy at home, earnings for earnings, then its a reason.
If you like to regularly eat spicy uncooked isaan food that the Thai government admits is often contaminated with dirt and germs, then its a reason.
If you get a hard-on from buying pirated goods, then its a reason.

You're in a right old mood tonight smeggy; have your knickers rode up your bum again?

^No, I'm being honest, and the post I quoted stinks of simple Thaiophilia.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that Thailand has pretty much the highest death toll for motorbike users per capita in the world. I've sold mine.

Remind us again why you got the sack from that travel agents.....

Originally Posted by Smeg

I've sold mine.

Shame

Bought a car instead. And if I happen to see Marmite crossing the road to the whorehouse when I'm out in it, perhaps I'll accidentilly confuse the brake with the accelerator....

Originally Posted by Smeg

Bought a car instead. And if I happen to see Marmite crossing the road to the whorehouse when I'm out in it, perhaps I'll accidentilly confuse the brake with the accelerator....

What is it this time? A top of the range Merc?

I once confused the hooter with the windscreen washers. A cyclist cut in front of me and he was little perplexed to see me swearing at him wildy whilst frantically squirting water.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

What is it this time? A top of the range Merc?

Mercs are for jerks who see a car as more important than a home.
Its a silver Honda civic.

Originally Posted by Smeg

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

What is it this time? A top of the range Merc?

Mercs are for jerks who see a car as more important than a home.
Its a silver Honda civic.

A bit like BMW's too...

Originally Posted by aging one

Thanks CMN you cancel out Pat big time.

Yep, keep it up CMN! Plenty of limp-wristed Thaiophiles out there need to read your points to see off the "normal" people and bring them back into the Thaiophile fold....

I have to laugh when I read Thaiophiles saying how lucky they are to live in poverty-stricken Thailand.

" It was reported that 22 percent of samples of Som tam (a popular raw papaya salad) had a total plate count of 106 to 108 CFU/g, 22 percent of samples had coliform bacteria in excess of 1 100 MPN/g and 11 percent of samples had Escherichia coli in excess of 1 100 MPN/g. A greater incidence and higher counts of contaminants were found in beverages. Aflatoxins and lead in excess of permitted levels were also found in foods and drinks. "


More than 75 percent of the vendors brought water from their homes or nearby areas in plastic containers. In some stalls less than 1 litre of water was used per consumer for cleaning and food preparation purposes, which indicated that cleaning operations were certainly deficient.

On average, coliform bacteria were found in more than 50 percent of the food samples. In some areas, 87 percent of the samples were contaminated. Contamination of vendors' hands and utensils ranged from 18 to 69 percent depending on the area. Where tap water was available, the contamination of utensils was significantly lower.
More than 95 percent of the vendors had completed primary school or more; vendors were literate but had a low level of education."

http://www.fao.org/docrep/W3699T/w3699t07.htm

Originally Posted by Mhz

I think SMEG likes Thailand cos it makes him feel superior than the local poor,pathetic,low life,full of scum,dirty,unworthy and unwanted Thaiophiles.

I have explained many times why I'm here. Its for tropical sea, wildlife, and the fact that my job has a part-time option here. Plus the fact that I have a queue of cuties waiting to sleep at my apartment.

I think you'll find that its the long term Thaiophile types that get an orgasm out of being able to earn so much more than the average GDP per capita for the first and only time in their life, and love being surrounded by peasants....