Tell me I am not dreaming.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 28-07-2005, 10:43 PM

Lets do it!

**Captain Sensible** · 28-07-2005, 10:44 PM

An artists impression of the Goddess.

Not a good one but I didnee have a lot to go on.

**dirtydog** · 28-07-2005, 10:45 PM

hmmmmm, when you all signed up the first time it states in the agreement that you would send your nude pics to all the member s of the opposite sex, yes you ticked that box, the only person that seems to have half read it is young harry, and now everyday he sends me a nude pic of himself

and yes its true that red heads have ginger pubes and tiny little penises......

harry no more please.....

hell maybe harry is sending those pics to everybody.....

**Captain Sensible** · 28-07-2005, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Lets do it!

**Goddess of Whatever** · 28-07-2005, 10:48 PM

Ahhhaa.. in the end, I got my nude picture back...

Thank you, CS!!!
MmmmmUuuuuAaaaaaHhhh!

DD, yep! he sent me as well.

**Captain Sensible** · 28-07-2005, 10:50 PM

:P

**Goddess of Whatever** · 28-07-2005, 10:50 PM

Errr... where the color spots come from??? I don't think I have any.. hmmm..

**Goddess of Whatever** · 28-07-2005, 10:52 PM

Alright you guys.. thank for a good time in TD again

it's time to sleep.. goodnight everyone.

**Captain Sensible** · 28-07-2005, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Errr... where the color spots come from??? I don't think I have any.. hmmm..

If only you had selected nose number 1.

Just send the pic Goddess. Hell, everyone else does. :P

**Harry** · 29-07-2005, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Here is a pic of the Samoan anyway.

That pic. looks like it was taken back in the 1930's. What does she look like now, in 2005 I mean?

*why is her left nipple significantly smaller than her right one, she's been tweeking it perhaps, yes that would be it*

**Captain Sensible** · 29-07-2005, 01:00 AM

As I understand it Harry, one is for the male partner and the other for the family pig.
In Samoa having a pig means you can get a visa card. Try and be a little more understanding of other cultures Harry.

Only two days to go.

*skips outa the room*

**process** · 29-07-2005, 03:01 AM

I am not dreaming

**Goddess of Whatever** · 30-07-2005, 02:54 AM

I am dreaming and still keep dreaming of someone who will never come back again :-( damn it! sounds sad, huh?

**Harry** · 30-07-2005, 04:16 AM

Do midgets dream about midget pron, or normal people pron?

*doesn't dare approach a midget and ask them*

**Harry** · 30-07-2005, 04:53 AM

Looks like the Cap. has finally found true love and a gal nearer his own age. *applauds loudly*

**Arthur Sixpence** · 30-07-2005, 04:54 AM

Nice pair of threepennies.

**Richey James** · 30-07-2005, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by Harry

Do midgets dream about midget pron, or normal people pron?

*doesn't dare approach a midget and ask them*

Hmm... An intriguing question. Since Harry's scared of midgets I thought I'd have to find this one out for myself.

Here's a midget porn star.

.....and here's an interview wtih a midget pornstar

And I had a fantasy that it would be kinda neat if you could have a man in a suitcase, cause you know, I could never get men and stuff, cause I was little and stuff and guys aren't interested. So I had a fantasy about having a man I could open a suitcase, pop him out, and it would be a little man, but he was like real.

Well, it seems this particular midget does have midget porn dreams but I don't think this is conclusive.

Originally Posted by Bridget the Midget

Every guy has a fantasy of doing that with a midget, I swear to God. They all say I've always wanted to have a midget sit on my cock…

Am I the only one that doesn't have this fantasy?

**poolcleaner** · 30-07-2005, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Harry

Looks like the Cap. has finally found true love and a gal nearer his own age. *applauds loudly*

And there's me thinking she was a black Samoan chick!

I had no luck looking for samoan porn you know!

Google search revealed:

Nite Owl » Blog Archive » Mr. Slug, You Disgust Me
Let me just explain, the only reason I was googling “samoan porn” was because someone casually mentioned to me that such a thing might not exist. ...
www.niteowl.tv/?p=199 - 20k - Cached - Similar pages

Nite Owl » General
There are quite a few entertaining searches that land people here, such as “samoan porn,” or “slap her ass.” Although I […] ...
www.niteowl.tv/index.php?cat=1&paged=2 - 20k - Cached - Similar pages

Erotica from the Erotica Readers & Writers Association
... changing the bot's setting from "cock-sucker" to "[at][at][at][at]-licker," while his ex sat in his cabin, masturbating to subtitled Samoan porn. ..

Trin · 30-07-2005, 09:17 AM

Here is a connection to Samoan porn.

http://www.videoteam.com/starpages/Mika_Tan.htm

It seems that Samoa are not yet connected to the Internet. This is probably a good thing because Samoan culture is rich in family values.

Good luck today Captain Sensible.

**MeMock** · 10-08-2005, 01:29 PM

So....what happened?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 10-08-2005, 05:29 PM

Yep, I wanna know also!

**Captain Sensible** · 10-08-2005, 07:52 PM

Nought. Go away.

**dirtydog** · 10-08-2005, 07:54 PM

the caps love life is a sad story of failure

**MeMock** · 11-08-2005, 11:48 AM

Cmon Capt....be a sport

**Marmite the Dog** · 11-08-2005, 12:53 PM

Marmers??? Help.

Sorry for the delay - been a bit busy...

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