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    Christain Slater Cannot Act

    Every movie I've seen him in, he's got this stupid gurning face, arms waving about, thinks he's Jack Nicholson, but let's face it, people:

    Christian Slater Cannot Act.



    What other people patently cannot do what they are famous for doing? Add yours here...
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    Christian Slater modelled himself on Columbo i think.

    George Bush blatantly can not govern a country and i suspect Bangkok Phil is a really bad teacher, don't know why, i just do.

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    Britney Spears can not act. She made her own movie Crossroads but none of the actors or actresses in the film could act!


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    Eddie the Eagle can't fly.



    And he's a complete twat.

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    And, I'm really bad at being retired, but I'm hanging in there....

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    Who's the guy that stared in the matrix films Cano something or other....has the acting ability of a concrete fence post

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    Every movie I've seen him in, he's got this stupid gurning face, arms waving about, thinks he's Jack Nicholson, but let's face it, people:

    Christian Slater Cannot Act.



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    Good thread.

    I agree. I've never liked Slater's acting all that much, and I ain't one that's picky.

    I remember seeing "Heather's" and I thought the movie was good and even consider (to me at least) as cult classic.

    But Slater was so Nicholson that I wonder if they director made him do it.

    Remember this line in "Heathers?"

    "Corn nuts!"

    "I love my dead, day son!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomChances
    Who's the guy that stared in the matrix films Cano something or other....has the acting ability of a concrete fence post
    Keanu Reeves

    He's been long criticized for being a dead piece of wood.

    He's in one of my all-time favorite movies, though:

    My Own Private Idaho.

    But Keanu Reeves is dead as a door nail.

    One of his worst movies of all-time: The Watcher.

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    ^ yep thats him thanks MM

    Scott of the antartic..... famous for not getting to the south pole and dieing, which I suppose it alright cos he could actually do those things....I'll think of a better one

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    Aristophanes- Famous classical greek comedy playwrite, but they were'nt very funny.

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    Jeffrey Archer cannot write.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    Jeffrey Archer cannot write.
    He's made a lot of money out of not writing.

    "Oasis" cannot write original pop music.

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    He was good in Heathers .... he has just done a sting of about 20 crap films ... that is all .... Oh Churchill the Hollywood Years was quite good

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    Shit actor, and not doing much now. He was good in True Romance though. Keanu Reeves shite as well, but he's just classic in Point Break, you gotta love that movie for its cheesiness and he fits in so well! Done a good turn in Biil and Ted too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness
    Shit actor, and not doing much now. He was good in True Romance though. Keanu Reeves shite as well, but he's just classic in Point Break,
    Bells beach... the 50 year storm... Boddy Ziapha(s.p)... RHCP... Classic movie

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    I hate the Cocteau Twins. Not sure if it fits benbaaa's criteria, but her voice gets right on my nerves.

    I think Jim Carey should be made to eat nothing but mud.

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    Spit the dog couldn't spit - the little bastard was only miming.

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    I agree with Milkman. Keanu Reeves just doesnt have any acting range at all. He is the same character in all his movies. Christian Slater isn't the best but isn't the worst either.

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    Geoffrey Boycott couldn't bat. He'd just stand around for hours on end not scoring any runs and running out his team-mates. The ignornant Yorkshire bastard.


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    and tony greig cannot commentate

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    Cuddles the monkey wasn't really a moneky either he was a puppet

    Oddly enough I can't find a photo of him only orville.


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    DID YOU KNOW... There is only one Orville and he is insured for £100,000. Orville was named after Orville Wright, one of the famous Wright brothers who together achieved the first controlled flight of an aeroplane.

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    Represented Britain in the 1987 World Championships in Oberstdorf. Represented Britain in the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary. Came 56th position out of 57 competitors. The 57th was disqualified.
    AFTER... Made 87,000 in one week after his world famous jump, and built up almost 400,000 by the end of the year. Released the book and video "Eddies On The Piste". Released a song in 1991 that went to number 2 in Finland called "Mun Nimeni On Eetu" which translated as "My Name Is Eddie". Eddie also recorded the song "Eddien Siivella" which translates as "On Eddie's Wing". Was declared bankrupt in 1992, claiming a trust fund designed to handle his earnings wasn't set up properly. Trained in Finland for the 1998 Olympics but failed to qualify. Now a law student in Leicester. In March 2002, an American production company bought the exclusive film and TV rights to Eddie's story, and it looks like a film about Eddie's life will begin filming in Europe in 2003. Eddie will perform some of the ski-jumps in the movie and hopes he will be played by Ewan McGregor, Robert Carlyle or Brad Pitt!
    DO YOU REMEMBER... His wobbling arms and skis as he jumped.
    DID YOU KNOW... Eddie is the British ski-jumping record holder.

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    and it looks like a film about Eddie's life will begin filming in Europe in 2003.
    Did that ever happen??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness
    ....Keanu Reeves shite as well, but he's just classic in Point Break, you gotta love that movie for its cheesiness and he fits in so well!
    Yeah, "Point Break" was cheesy.

    Johnny Utah!

    Remember the end when he jump out of an airplaine - without parachute - and catches the guy with the parachute in mid-air?


    Utter tripe, mate.

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