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    New Years Resolutions - The Update

    I have to say that resolution has not gone to well. I have only managed to clean my ears about ten times since new year. THis is a pathetic attempt and I will try and do better.

    HOw are yours going?

    Seth how is the no smoking.

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    I didn't really have a definate one. I'll think of a better one next year!

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    I decided not to embarrass myself by posting while drunk, failed miserably.

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    I clean my ears after every shower, so you're about 4 cleaning sessions ahead of me.

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    Don't make 'em. Doin' fine

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    Q - How are the ears?

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    my resolution was to dump my thai gf

    i am still trying

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    my resolution was to dump my thai gf i am still trying
    well if she is pretty I could help you with that ie her unfaithfullness to be in the future

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    Still dirty I am doing well if I remember once a week. I think I went three weeks since the last clean which is fucking manky

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    my resolution was to dump my thai gf i am still trying
    well if she is pretty I could help you with that ie her unfaithfullness to be in the future
    done it yesterday.

    now she has gone quiet.

    i am waiting for her retribution..........

    i hope she is not on a flight to singapore

    or some hitman is on the flight to singapore

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    done it yesterday.
    now she has gone quiet.
    I'm confused

    Is this the 'wife' or the 'gf'?

    I'm assuming that you're single again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    done it yesterday.
    now she has gone quiet.
    I'm confused

    Is this the 'wife' or the 'gf'?

    I'm assuming that you're single again?
    my wife is singaporean - but we are not yet divorced

    my gf was thai - but she kept asking for more and more (everything will be ok when you divorde your wife, then we have a house in thailand, and a car etc - all expecting me to do in the next few months!!!)

    i am thinking of going back to the wife again and see if we can work something out, even if just for the sake of the kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i am thinking of going back to the wife again and see if we can work something out, even if just for the sake of the kids.
    I would say 'fek then both off' and get a new one, but kids always screw your plans up.

    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i am thinking of going back to the wife again and see if we can work something out, even if just for the sake of the kids.
    Dont do it just for the kids. Do it because you want to be with her.

    If you dont, you will leave for another woman sometime in the future.

    The kids can handle one clean break, but not you going back and leaving again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i am thinking of going back to the wife again and see if we can work something out, even if just for the sake of the kids.
    I would say 'fek then both off' and get a new one, but kids always screw your plans up.

    .
    not forgetting the S$200k flat which is in her name only........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    done it yesterday.
    now she has gone quiet.
    I'm confused

    Is this the 'wife' or the 'gf'?

    I'm assuming that you're single again?
    Nothing wrong with being single! No one to answer to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    Nothing wrong with being single! No one to answer to.
    I believe there is a whole thread hidden behind that one liner, Ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    my resolution was to dump my thai gf i am still trying
    well if she is pretty I could help you with that ie her unfaithfullness to be in the future
    done it yesterday.

    now she has gone quiet.
    quoting myself now - but anyway -

    now shes not quiet. in fact my phone is ringing almost non-stop since last night.

    its too late darling - i've already burnt my Western Union card and sent back your clothes by post!!!

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    shes just bought a ticket to singapore.

    now how am i going to sort this one out???

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    A trip to Pattaya?

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    Does she know where you live?

    Were you supplying her with a decent salary whilst she sat here doing nothing?

    Tell immigration that she is coming and you suspect her of being in possession of drugs.

    Or you could just be a man and face her.

    Or you could get your wife to face her and hide behind her. That may also re-enforce your marriage as well making your wife feel like she is needed.

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    she was here most of the time for last few months, staying with me in a rented apartment, but had to keep going back to thailand as singapore immigration only allows 2 week stays for thais.

    yes she does know where my family live too.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    yes she does know where my family live too.....
    So this woman whom you left your wife and children for is now the baddie is she, and is going to come after your family?

    Get some balls and face her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    yes she does know where my family live too.....
    So this woman whom you left your wife and children for is now the baddie is she, and is going to come after your family?

    Get some balls and face her!

    balls is not the problem.

    shes going to arrive here with no money......nowhere to stay.......

    then i will feel obliged to help her........

    and so the cycle continues



    btw i am not posting here for any particular reason - just thought i'd entertain you all with my self-made problems.

    maybe i'll write to stickman next!!

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