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    Question What does your wife do

    So what things does your wife do when you have pisst her off.
    There is of course the old silent treatment the best way to deal with this is to not talk to her as well and get on your bike every morning and leave and come back pisst from fishing or the bar every night and go to sleep
    Normally after three days they will come around or break down in tears in which you give them a good shag and it is back to normal

    Then there’s the pinch on the arm normally given for perving on other women this one is quite pain full and bugs me as I end up with sores all up my arm best way to deal with this is to not get caught

    So what does your wife do went she has had enough of you

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    Silent treatment and then she thouroughly cleans the whole house to avoid my presence (secretly I love the peace and quiet and the house comes up spotless).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr
    Silent treatment and then she thouroughly cleans the whole house to avoid my presence (secretly I love the peace and quiet and the house comes up spotless).
    Must admit I injoy the three days of fishing and drinking the funny thing is when I come home she still cooks me a big feed and takes care of me cloths ironed layed out on the bed each morning but wont speak I wish it was like that all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    So what does your wife do when she has had enough of you
    Talk to mummy...

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    silent treatment.

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    silent plus want to have talks after a few days at like 1am after I have been sleeping 2 hours. Or at 5am cause she woke up.

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    The silent treatment mostly along with what ever else her body language is trying to tell me. The Cold Shoulder, The Crossed Arms of Isolation, The Frenzied Eyebrow of Incomprehension, The Sneer of Despair or The Scowl of Impending Wrath.

    I can handle them all to a certain degree except for 'The Flared Nostrils of Total Rejection' combined with 'The Grimace of Doom', because I know I'm not going to be getting my Jollies anytime soon.


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    I'm wondering if posting tiny little, illegible writing is punishable with red.

    If it is, and I suspect it is, I shall have to ask Macha to red you Gazza.

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    Luckily, I'm great, so The Squeeze is never pissed off with me (much).

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    Give us a green then, Taffy

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    Why, for beating the very few high scores I have in the arcade at a time when I can't defend them because I'm on holiday and wouldn't dream of wasting my precious time piddling around on a computer.

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    Not much she generally has got pissed off with something stupid so I pooint this out she agrees and we leave it at that.

    However the long termers are the dangerous ones. SHe still goes on about the time I drove the secratery to her door at 11pm at night after being away on summer camp stogether. This one comes out every so often.

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    What the hell's happened to all the other posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    However the long termers are the dangerous ones. SHe still goes on about the time I drove the secratery to her door at 11pm at night after being away on summer camp stogether. This one comes out every so often.
    You may as well shag the secretary then, seeing as you're copping flak anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza
    What the hell's happened to all the other posts?
    Hmm strange...at least here the Mod's dont have to answer to anyone....as there are'nt any

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    Why has this topic been split ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    However the long termers are the dangerous ones. SHe still goes on about the time I drove the secratery to her door at 11pm at night after being away on summer camp stogether. This one comes out every so often.
    You may as well shag the secretary then, seeing as you're copping flak anyway.
    he probably did and is just taking the safest route - admit to nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomChances
    Why has this topic been split ?
    Has it? I don't think so.

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    Dunno.
    Last time I looked there was about 8 posts in here

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    It's being looked into. Bladdy strange....

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    I hate those angry silences that fill a room and seem to spoil the very air.....I find that the best way to break the spell is to make a token offer of submission followed by a friendly belly rub.....Mind you, I live by myself, I've no idea what those of you with partners should do.....
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Has it? I don't think so.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr
    What does your wife do
    well you've got this from thread "the old lady"
    and this
    Quote Originally Posted by Bluecat
    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    So what does your wife do when she has had enough of you
    Talk to mummy...
    from thread "what does your wife do...alledgedly by BC but the opening post is quoting rigger

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    Here is the official response..

    hillbilly foked a split on a thread

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    Well, whilst we are waiting for normal service to be resumed, here is a picture of me and the wife whilst out for an evening tour of the countryside.
    As you can see I have absolutely no problems with her.





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