Thread: What does your wife do

Silent treatment for three weeks, then she dies of starvation.

Rigger's got this one exactly right. If they start ignoring you and don't want to know, then just ignore them right back and get out around town with the lads. If they see you enjoying the freedom they'll soon be clamouring for your attention.

She shouts at me in Thai for about 20 minutes. Problem is she's talking so fast I have no idea what she is talking about. As such, I look at her with a blank face, which makes her even more pissed off. She then mutters something about why the hell she ever got involved with a farang in the first place and goes off to talk with mum about what a stupid farang husband she has. mum usually then tells her that in fact she is the dozy one for pee-ing me off and she comes back. I wouldn't say she apologizes, because i'm now of the opinion that my missus simply cannot say the words "sorry" and "please forgive me". But, in her way, the coming back and not saying anything else amounts to an apology...

please forgive me"

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My missus can say sorry, but I don't expect her to say "please forgive me".

Oh please please forgive me oh all masterful and powerful Mrs Quirrel.

Just sounds a bit S&M to me.

every answer will be : as you want !
in a resignated way, cleans the houses, shouts the kids for every moves, lasts 2 days normally...

She get's out a knife

shopping

Originally Posted by William

She shouts at me in Thai for about 20 minutes. Problem is she's talking so fast I have no idea what she is talking about. As such, I look at her with a blank face, which makes her even more pissed off.

That rings a bell in respect of the former Mrs bb. Except it was usually an hour, not 20 minutes.

It can go two ways, the silent treatment or she smashes fok out of the house

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

However the long termers are the dangerous ones. SHe still goes on about the time I drove the secratery to her door at 11pm at night after being away on summer camp stogether. This one comes out every so often.

You may as well shag the secretary then, seeing as you're copping flak anyway.

one would think so .......

but futher thought would show this up to be a VERY bad idea!

IMHO.

Originally Posted by forreachingme

every answer will be : as you want !

I get "you can do whatever you want, dont have to ask me!"

for about 2 days also....

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by forreachingme

every answer will be : as you want !

I get "you can do whatever you want, dont have to ask me!"

for about 2 days also....

Up to you I not care

This really meens if you do that you barsted I will make you pay

Originally Posted by Rigger

Up to you I not care

I like that one as I tend to follow those instructions.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm wondering if posting tiny little, illegible writing is punishable with red.

If it is, and I suspect it is, I shall have to ask Macha to red you Gazza.

I shall red anyone you suspect me lord!

I get the silent routine that can go on for days, or until
I mention going out to eat or the Casino

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

THe ol' lady cries. She never says a word, has never raised her voice. Me, being a perfect gentleman, have never pissed here off she is simply mistaken about my motivation, realizes this and goes to the other room and crys silently.
Fuck! I then feel about two inches tall.

Yeh I can understand that a calm crying woman is harder to rebel against than one that is yelling and screaming at you

Ok then what do you guys do when your better half is being a pain in the ass.
The last time my missus was pregnant she got a bit funny towards the end.
We were driving to do some shopping in town about a hours drive all the way there she was snappy and pisst off just as we got into town she started to really give me the shits. So I pulled over brought a few cans of chang and tuned up the music enjoyed my beer while driving all the way back home (she didnt say a word)as I got out of the car to get my fishing gear ready there was a whimpering cry saying I wanted to do some shopping.
I remember feeling quite good as it was the first time I had felt that I had won a argument with her

You only need one rule for a successful relationship.

The Rule - Never take any shit from a woman.

Sorted!

Reverse physiology, works everytime.
This isn't a one off exercise, you have to start this from the word go, when you have had as many relationships as some of us have had, it gets easier.
The first time you can see she is going into a 'huff" totally overreact, door slamming, screaming shouting cat\dog kicking - heavy drug use - whatever you get the picture, all the time muttering to yourself why did I get into this relationship, I should have chosen ??????? (her rival)
After 10 minutes of this, get changed, and go out stating you can't cope with the constant agravation etc.
Now you have a night\or day on the piss, back home when you are good and ready speak not a word, and get into the spare bed\room - lock the door. Sleep soundly
Assuming you have got through the night without waking to feel an axe penertrating your skull, everything should now be "Hunky Dory"
As she will have realised that there is no point having "huff's' with you as unfortunatly she made the mistake of living with a total Fckin nutcase.
Continue to live happily ever after.

What about simple respect and politeness

Originally Posted by Opus

What about simple respect and politeness

I dont think it would get you any where with any woman

I think opus is gay

Originally Posted by Polpot

I think opus is gay

I would rather think you are cruising "Pretty Polly"

^^He is just posting shit to up his postcount..
Someone ought to merge him down a bit.