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    Food Fight!

    *benbaaa hurls a large dollop of vanilla ice-cream at Friscofrankie, who ducks. The dollop catches CMN square on the side of his fat head, knocking off his hat, and causing him to drop his bacon sandwich*

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    great post

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    Then Friscofrankie & CMN turn to benbaaa and beat the shit outta him for the next 3 days.

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    While they're preoccupied explaining to the MIB that they were just having their customary weekend gettogether, the Dogs take the opportunity to take off with the 3 Harleys parked outside. After a long croos-country ride, leaving empty Chang bottles in their wake, the gang arrives at Pattaya.
    "How many shorttimes for the bikes?" DD is negotiating for the next TD meetup in some dimly lit shed at the end of a dark soi.

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    CMN throws a biscuit.....Everyone screams and runs for their lives.

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    benbaa trys to stand after his beating only to be knocked back to the floor by the fleeing crowd.

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    *runs in, tips lime jelly over everyone, runs out*

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    CMN throws a soggy biscuit.....Everyone screams and runs for their lives.
    Sick Taffy b'stard!

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    CMN throws a soggy biscuit.....Everyone screams and runs for their lives.
    MTD jumps in the air and catches it in his mouth and swallows it in one go. He then announces that it was a little bit salty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    CMN throws a soggy biscuit.....Everyone screams and runs for their lives.
    MTD jumps in the air and catches it in his mouth and swallows it in one go. He then announces that it was a little bit salty.
    I feel sick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtd
    I feel sick!
    He then turns and vomits on Aging One who then vomits on Ice Maiden which sets of a chain reaction of vomiting.

    Danbo walks out of the toilet to see what all the commotion is about only to slip on somebodies spaghetti carbonara and crack his head on the sink.

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    Mrsquirell gets out a packet of rich tea biscuits and slowly approaches cmn.

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    Mrsquirell gets out a packet of rich tea biscuits and slowly approaches cmn.
    CMN has loaded his weapon (penis) as per usual with a trigger switch and is able to let fly with two more well aimed but weak shots of CMN Cum which I deflect with the Rich Tea biscuits straight into Dirty Dogs eye.

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    Sick, Sick,Sick, Sick,Sick, Sick,Sick, Sick,Sick, Sick.
    TeakDoor, the place to be!

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    Maybe not the place to be !

    *Starts to rub ice cream in everyones faces*

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    *benbaaa, weakened, and in a prone position, nevertheless finds a packet of crumpets under the table. He's got six. Who's gonna get it? He launches one at dirtydog who is still wiping his eyes. It catches him on the forehead, and sticks there. The second crumpet fails to meet its target, but by the third, benbaaa has got the hang of it. Thwack - Danbo. Thwack - Ice Maiden. Thwack - hirondelle. As benbaaa reaches for the last one, the assembled crumpet-victims turn to him with vengeance in their hearts and cake in their hands...*
    The sleep of reason brings forth monsters.

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    hillbilly brings out a new batch of moonshine...

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    flash crawls on the ground eating all the amo

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    *Ice Maiden joined by the selected victims charge towards a frightened Benbaaa armed with double chocolate cake and deadly looks painted upon their faces on a mission. Forcing the cake into Benbaaa's face their mission is completed resulting in Benbaaa with a face full of cake. Victory.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash
    flash crawls on the ground eating all the amo, including the "soggy biscuits"
    yucky.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Quote Originally Posted by flash
    flash crawls on the ground eating all the amo, including the "soggy biscuits"
    yucky.....
    don't knock it till you have tried it....................

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    flash crawls on the ground eating all the amo, including the "soggy biscuits" Then stands up licks Dirty Dogs eye kisses him on the forhead then skips of only to slide on a crumpet and crash down the stairs
    Isn't he nice

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    The gang all turn and see Ice Maiden covered in ice cream and chocolate syrup and proceed to give her a good licking.








    From head to toe. Hmmmmmm TASTY

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    Errrr.... Lets not.

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