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    Oh Dear

    Many years ago when I was 17 I had a 32 year old galfriend, this lasted a few years and we always remained friends, she had no kids so therfore no stretch marks and had the body of a model, she was also extremely pretty, blond hair and great big tits, last time I saw her was about 12 years ago, she still looked good then but alas due to circumstances she didn't let me get my leg over, I had my son with me, she has just smsed me and I have done my first sms back to someone, not sure if it worked or not as I really aint into this sms, I am now 41, she is 53, should people that old be allowed to copulate together?

    Actually I really do like this gal but there aint noway I think I can shag a women of 50 years old, not that she is coming here to be shagged by me unfortuneately, my reputation doesnt spread that far, well it don't spread at all truth be known, now me galfriend aint gonna like this at all, she don't mind me shagging the odd Thai tart but this is gonna be differant, basically I can see this foking up my whole life, and she is here next week, basically I am completely foked, maybe time to move countries.

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    If it is really F*ck it up don't go near it. You already got i damn near perfect there is no such thing as 100% perfect. So don't go near it.

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    Aw, wassa matta dirty one?

    Fraid of a little chase? I say you do what dogs do...

    Once you take a good look at the ole bat and realize you chase girls young enough to be her grandaughters, you'll run home with your (tail) between your legs.
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    She might have been alright when you last saw her 12 years ago, but 53 has got to be pushing it. I'm sure that when your girlfriend views the decrepit state of the competition her mind will be put at rest.

    Come to think about it, if your statement about your age is accurate then she must be 56 now. Maybe just a chat and a cup of tea will sufffice.
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    I always fancied giving Barbara Bush one and she must be around that age.

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    I'll do it for the team.

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    You would be excited at first, dd. After you shagged her a few times then you would realize that she were totally inspid. I also don't think she would let you shag other girls like your current gf does.

    My uncle said to me once. Guys want to have a younger gf because women will get bored of sex before guys. Maybe she's bored already, who knows!

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    At that age, they don't have any sex drive left. They are just happy herding cats.

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    I wouldnt worry too much DD.

    She liked you when you were seventeen and she was in her thirties, so she probably still likes young stuff and you would be too old now.

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    DD. Listen to 'the voice of reason'.

    Are you fekkin' mad?! She'll be a right old howler by now. You should be looking at her daughters/grand-daughters of nieces.

    Jeez, some people...

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    Dont forget some pictures and a video

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    I will do her.

    Really.

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    DD, she'll probably have pish flaps like John Waynes saddle bags by now. Say your going to Laos on urgent business.

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    What's all this ageist crap on here?

    Naught wrong with old bags.

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    I'm going to be a bit pedantic here: 32 - 17 is 15 years. If you are 41 now, she will be 55 or 56, not 53.

    As for whether or not you should do her - Ben Franklin would have said "go for it!" (google Ben Franklin In Praise of Older Women). Of course, old Ben was a notoriously randy character who left a trail of illegitimate children behind him wherever he went!

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    dawg you are foking mad if you shag her - don't turn into a CS sicko

    meet up with her for lunch bring the thai g/f and your boy along
    introduce the old lady as an aunt of yours (she wont understand a word anyway)

    not worth screwing your life up, no, not worth even the risk...
    you got a good thing going with your g/f that appears to be a decent enterprising intelligent lass!

    keep the good memories and I hope for your sake you have not already offered to put her up at your place

    *but a gutt feeling tells zippy differently*

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    What's all this ageist crap on here?

    Naught wrong with old bags.save for funny smell and some wobbly body parts
    I agree with ya 100%
    nothing's wrong with young ones either though
    and if given the choice...
    I'd go for the less seasoned sheilas,
    100% of da time, me!

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    I have a 51 year old ex girlfriend coming next year as well. Wonder what the wife will think? I havent seen her in over 20 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    I have a 51 year old ex girlfriend coming next year as well.
    Is that the ex-model?

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    I still have a 55 y.o. highschool girlfriend that wants to come to the los and go together to some beach here but told her clearly that if she should ever show up at my door I'd be heading for the hills somewhere in Cambodia.

    She really got angry and said if I wanted to see her after what I said now I'd have to go and visit her...ya in her dreams

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    Yup!! She says she is coming but something says her husband might not let it come down. In fact I think she is dreaming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    I have a 51 year old ex girlfriend coming next year as well.
    Is that the ex-model?
    nah! that's an 'old model'

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    That would be correct INz!!

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    My Ex-wife asked if she could stay with me on her way to Aus once. I said that it might be a bit of a tight squeeze sharing the bed with my 17 yo girlfriend.

    She never did visit...

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    What is the problem with me doing her.

    I will wear a DD mask to make it more realistic and I will only put 1/4 of my dick inside her so she can remember how small DD was.

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