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    Things farangs in THailand are good at!

    Getting drunk.

    Getting angry when driving and not knowing or not wanting to know the rules.

    Buying a scooter for a whore they've known for a week.

    Eating farang food in farang restaurants.

    Whining that Thais do not speak their native language nor English.

    Buying a house for an Isaan girl they corresponded with on the net and got a bj from when they met her.

    Not understanding when a Thai means "no".

    Getting teaching jobs at local rates.

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    1) Taking personal credit for all the achievements of Western Culture while still being unable to tie their own shoelaces.

    2) Whining

    3) Whining

    4) Getting ripped off through their own stupidity

    5 -> Aleph Null) Whining

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    Taking shit at Immigration offices.

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    Shagging Thai girls

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    Giving copious amounts of money to B/G's when they say "me virgin".

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    Going home with their tail between their legs and after they have pissed their whole life savings up against the wall and within 5 years of their arrival in LOS.

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    Considering themselves so superior cos they've got $50 in their pockets.

    'Cos they're bigger.

    "Cos the Thais pretend to be polite to them and the Falang hasn't even a vague grasp of the concept of politeness. So lots of little people bowing means he must be some kind of God.

    Building bullet proof nuclear bunkers for homes 'cos th nasty foreigners might invade. We've got a place near Toeng with fukn razor wire. And this sad twat sitting inside looking out. Prison.

    Assuming that all Thai women are desperately seeking Falang husbands.

    Even in a remote village they'll slobber and grovel with the THai husband watching on.

    Complaining about being beaten up by aforementioned husbands and friends for slobbering over aforementioned wives.

    Complaining to me that "it's what any British bloke would have done."

    Fck off.

    Rant ette over.

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    telling tall stories of their time in the SAS, special forces ect...

    and not realising when you are taking the piss listening in wide eyed amazement asking for more

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    ^ Absolutely.

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    Priding themselves of speaking Thai, but can't order a noodle soup at a street stall.

    Having a bigger palace built in the village than the farang who married the neighbour's daughter.

    Thinking they've been "really clear, polite and straight forward" with the builder and can leave for a month now.

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    Thinking they're part of the "local community" because they can say " me not hansum, phom pui na ahahahahah, you come with me tao aray, pan baht peng mak fuck off".

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    looking down on other farangs seems to be one of them too

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    Very much so. Most perceptive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Shagging Thai girls
    Aint that the truth!!!

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    Saying they'll be leaving because they've had it with this 3rd world country - to every new face they've met during the last 10 years.

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    Jumping off the high bits of Pattaya and making a mess on the floor. They keep the Wats filled with bodies pretty well.

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    assuming that "acting native" will get them any respect
    wai-ing bargirls
    getting ripped off
    believing that their bargirl-wife is different, and will not rip them off just because they have been married for ten years!
    assuming that the inlaws were not in on the scam from the beginning
    assuming that she swallows because she loves you
    assuming that the land they bought is "safe" because it is in "teerak's" name
    believing that they have any right to land bought with their money in thailand
    believing the food is perfectly "safe" in thailand
    food hygiene standards are adhered to ANYWHERE in thailand
    their inlaws fukkn love them and appreciate anything at all that is done for them
    honestly believing the buffalo herd they invested in suddenly died of a virus and more money needs to be pumped in to remedy the situation
    investing in a "doomed to fail" venture initiated by "teerak's" brother
    assuming that any thai will ever appreciate what you do for him.
    believing that any of "teerak's" relatives, actually give a fuck about them, and will help them when they are finally sucked dry and have nothing more to offer the family
    going "home", broke, and with their tail between their legs, having to listen to friends and relatives saying: "i told you so!!"
    whingeing about the above on td!!!!

    why don't we all just take more notice of the "thai bashers" on td? at least then we would all have a chance!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Going home with their tail between their legs and after they have pissed their whole life savings up against the wall and within 5 years of their arrival in LOS.
    5 years must be a fkkin record!
    mine was gone in 3 months!!
    kept going for another 4 years, though, and although i really shat off, i am proud to say i managed it. 'kkin visa rules eventually screwed me, but i will be back soon.................

    yes, tv boys, i AM "visa run trash", and 'kkin proud of it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    looking down on other farangs seems to be one of them too
    Nothing to do with being in Thailand, that. Same everywhere, just yet another unattractive part of human nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
    why don't we all just take more notice of the "thai bashers" on td? at least then we would all have a chance!!!!!
    Because they're invariably dumb fucks like you who think that just because they came to Thailand, whored around, ended up with some girl from a poor background who took advantage of them that their situation has to apply to every single other foreigner in Thailand. The concept that you can quite easily come to Thailand and not get involved with the kind of people that would be inclined to rip you off (the same kind of people you'd find in any country) escapes their attention because they're usually completely and utterly thick.

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    Hows your wifes saggy tits now ant? must be a horrendous sight with the twins suckling on them

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    ^No better or worse than your sagging man-breasts I'd wager DD.

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    No man tits for me Mr Ant, maybe your thinking of fat gits like marmite

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    ^I have to say that Marmite did look to have slimmed down some last I saw him.

    Mind you last I saw him he was also throwing back beers left, right, and centre. Might've been one of those 24hr diet things.

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    ^How's Porns depression now Tony - does she seem to be coping a little better these days?

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