Cliff Richard comes out of the closet !!

**Gerbil** · 05-09-2008, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

If he'd been honest from day one then nobody would give a fcuk.

He'd have been arrested if he'd been 'honest from day one', assuming he's been a practising shirtlifter his whole life - it was only legalised in the UK in 1967 when he would have been about 27.

**DrAndy** · 05-09-2008, 08:43 PM

anyway FF, Cliff was Englands answer to Elvis

only he failed miserably and went on to become a "crooner", well beloved by old lasies

**Thetyim** · 05-09-2008, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

He'd have been arrested if he'd been 'honest from day one', assuming he's been a practising shirtlifter

Scampy did a thread on TV where he admitted to being a shirtlifter

**momo8** · 05-09-2008, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

The big deal is that he's always denide his sexuality

No comment is denial? Can anyone post a link where he defends his sexuality whatever that may be?

Maybe the guy is bi. Ricky Martin recently became the father of twins to a surrogate mother yet he neither denies nor admits anything. People can assume whatever they like.

Sexuality is nobody's business but your own.

**jandajoy** · 05-09-2008, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Scampy did a thread on TV where he admitted to being a shirtlifter

Scampy or Cliff ????

**momo8** · 05-09-2008, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Scampy did a thread on TV where he admitted to being a shirtlifter

nice troll thread

**Thetyim** · 05-09-2008, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

nice troll thread

It's true.
Scampy fessed up about being a shirtlifter.
I'll try and find the thread if you don't believe me

**momo8** · 05-09-2008, 09:25 PM

Must have been the weekend he lent his TV nik to Butterfly.

**jandajoy** · 05-09-2008, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Scampy fessed up about being a shirtlifter.

Anything for attention, Bles

s him.

**momo8** · 05-09-2008, 09:35 PM

I heard Scampy is writing his memoirs.

**jandajoy** · 05-09-2008, 09:40 PM

^ Good. I'll read em.

Oh no they're already here on TD.

Never mind, it'll save 50bht.

**Redneck** · 05-09-2008, 10:54 PM

Yes, but whereas Cliff's Christmas Number ones include classics like Saviours Day and Mistletoe & Wine, Scampy's Christmas Number ones don't extend much beyond pissing out of the container door.

**jandajoy** · 05-09-2008, 10:58 PM

Ahhh be nice. Scampy's ok. Entertaining and fundamentally honest. People seem to distrust his openess. Understandable in this age of fear and secrecy. But he's (IMHO) got a good heart, as my wife would say, and I've never even met the cnut.

**EmperorTud** · 06-09-2008, 12:07 AM

It's the fact that he confides in a Priest that worries me.

You can't trust these Catholics.

**momo8** · 06-09-2008, 12:16 AM

^ ex-priest.

**mad_dog** · 10-09-2008, 10:53 AM

Thew reason why Cliff is popular with the Grannies is becuase all the nonce priests tell the elderly parishoners that buying his year 1999 twadle will bring them closer to God and show "the world" the true face of Britain ..... An old gag with plastic surgery and a tan Georfry Hamilton would be proud of

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