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Old 02-09-2008, 08:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) -- An ambulance official says a jogger has been taken to hospital after he was attacked by a kangaroo on the outskirts of Australia's second-largest city.
A jogger who hopped between a male and female kangaroo in Melbourne suffered a head injury and scratches.


Metropolitan Ambulance Service spokeswoman Christine Paterson says the man, in his 50s, was attacked Monday as he apparently ran between a male and female kangaroo near his home at an outer suburb of Melbourne.
She says the victim ran to a nearby house and telephoned for help while the kangaroo hopped away.
Link: Jogger hospitalized after kangaroo attacks - CNN.com


I guess this Kangaroo attacker, hopped away. What a fookin' putz.
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeh they can be real agresive if cornerd and can kill a human or dogs if prevoked
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Once they reach puberty, male kangaroos can get extremely aggressive and territorial. The toenails on their hind legs are long and wicked and can easily disembowel an enemy.
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^ I've heard about the disemboweling.

The strike in a downward motion with their claws.

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The big fuckers stand taller than most men and can easily kill you. Have been lots of roos attacking people in urban areas lately, particularly in regions suffering from drought. They come into properties looking for water and are ultra aggressive.
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