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    Numbskulls who think that bargirls are normal girls

    I've just spent the evening and night at Patpong to remind myself of this scene. BTW, Patpong is a far more entertaining (for want of a better word) area than the pure sleaze areas of Sukhumvit, despite being a more famous red light district. The market attracts the full cross spectrum of tourists, not only the hardened sex tourists of Nana etc. The joys of listening to the pea-brained girls natter away to me was fascinating, of course.

    For a guy who has been living here for many years to claim that bar girls are normal is insanely bizarre. Any tourist with even half a brain figures out that they aren't within a few days. And yet you get complete retards who have spent most of the last decade here (yes, you know who you are) for whom the only attractive girls they have ever been able to get close to have worked in the sex industry. In that situation, one guesses (with a lot of confidence) that such a person convinces himself that these girls are perfectly normal, and all other thai girls (the 99% of 18-30 year olds who don't work in the farang sex industry) would like him too, but he doesn't need to bother with them because he has his little honey pot of normal thai girls right on his doorstep, all of whom treat him as something special. Of course, such a guy (who I know regularly frequented Nana 6 years ago and now probably hangs out at Cowboy) claims that he gets "special" service, not tourist service, as a regular.

    The fact that the guy I'm referring to also finances this via a TEFL cert and a load of bull is just icing on the turd-cake. Such scum even behaves as if he is a regular popular guy. He is a mod, and yet has redded me three times this week already (which at least makes a change from using his mod function to delete my replies to his insults). I'll thank him for the fourth in advance (plus any from his cock-sucking buddies).
    Last edited by Smeg; 01-09-2008 at 01:52 AM.

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    Who are you talking about? yourself?

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    Try again, you know who it is

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    KW is in indonesia....

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    My mistake, it was the "cock sucking numbskulls" that made me think of kw, your obviously refering to someone else as you know kw is in Indonesia

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    just as bad as the man who thinks he is "special" is the tired expat that sits around and looks down his nose at people

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    Its Megahorn isnt it?

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    You must be a real stingy minger Smeg.

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    Tis a profession, so yes its normal and whether you believe the BS is totally up to the customer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I'll thank him for the fourth in advance (plus any from his cock-sucking buddies).
    damn sneaky line there, if i red you then, does that mean I'm his cock-sucking buddy?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    Who are you talking about? yourself?
    Could be, Smeg is a TEFLer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    I've just spent the evening and night at Patpong .
    Pot - Kettle - Black

    Anyhow, I think he is lower than W.S. to take a shot like that at a member here - mod or not. Smeg is a frustrated, bitter teacher in Thailand who gets upset when he looks in the mirror and realizes he too is a TEFLer.

    No red for you Smeg, although you deserve it. I am out of ammo.

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    Is there such a thing as a 'normal' girl? That sounds rather boring

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    Patpong has to be the worst of the worst. Never been inside any of the bars there; they have the reputation of being rip-off joints. What annoys me the most is the constant parade of touts that assault you as soon as you enter the market, trying to sell you every kind of sex show imaginable. No thanks.
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    ^ Did you join Smeg on his trip there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    Is there such a thing as a 'normal' girl? That sounds rather boring
    Not if we put Momo8 as the standard for a normal girl... Then it's fokking scary

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    Patpong used to have a couple of OK places but havent been there for years. The touts, market and tourists make the place a fokking nightmare and it seems to be populated ny a mix of knobbers who work in the banks, twatty clueless TEFLers and tourist couples who think its "amazing, but sad for the girls who have to work like that" and hundreds of ladyboys.
    Going there to remind yourself of the scenes a shite excuse for saying you were there, once you've been there its not that easy to forget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Try again, you know who it is
    got to be MtD !!!

    Patpong is shit, nobody go there anymore. Girls are dreadful and bored, and even the "clubbing" scene is dead, great for shopping as a tourist

    next !!!

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    for Butterfly a 'normal' girl has a cock and balls

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    It must be the heat and the humidity.
    Most threads seem to be ending in bickerfests and end up in MKP!

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    In the 1980s in the looney left Councils of inner London, left-wing councillors would go on fact-finding trips financed by the taxpayers to the fleshpots of the third world and return to tell us, hands wringing (but dicks itching, I suspect) how horrible these places are and exactly what the girls will do and for how much.

    Sounds like the Smegster would have loved that kind of job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy View Post
    It must be the heat and the humidity.
    Most threads seem to be ending in bickerfests and end up in MKP!
    It's not the heat and humidity - its the end of the world:
    http://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...tml#post740936 (The End of the World in 9 days time)

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    Sounds like the Smegster would have loved that kind of job.
    not only smeg. where is the queue?

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    Smeg, would it be fair to say that the honeymoon period of your relationship with Thailand has waned a little?

    Take a break. Go back and remind yourself how miserable the weather is in the UK and come back and look at the place afresh.

    Inside every bargirl there is normal Thai village girl (and sometimes a fat hairy German). They were all 'normal' girls at one point in their lives before fate brought them to the bright lights. Probably for naÔvely letting one of the village boys get them up the duff. Not a crime, just what teenage girls will always do. If their hearts eventually harden and make them cunning and wily then at least they survived.

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    I am convinced there has never been a living normal girl on this forsaken planet!

    So what new? Nothing, Move on.

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    You have to sift through a lot of crap before finding a diamond when it comes to bar girls, but, they are there.
    Have many friends that have been married for 10, 15 and 20 years to ex-bar girls who have excellent marriages.

    Conversely, I have only two friends that are still married to "normal" women.
    I know of many that got divorced because of the wife's avariciousness, adultary, or, gambling.
    Ironically, the same faults that ex-bar girls are usually guilty of. As in most things in Thailand, this subject isn't black, or, white, but, shades of grey.
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