Ramadan begins tonight

**pai nai ma** · 30-08-2008, 05:27 PM

Happy Ramadan to Macha and Muslims around the world!

(I will enjoy the feast when it closes but not join you for the fast.)

(^ generic Ramadan sleighs not the other kind

)

**momo8** · 30-08-2008, 05:45 PM

'May a hundred festy kleptomaniac women descend upon your body if a drop of alcohol should touch your lips'.

bkkandrew · 30-08-2008, 08:15 PM

Time to start throwing pork pies at the mosque then!

**Missismiggins** · 30-08-2008, 09:43 PM

Jolly good show!
time to stone a few adulterers eh what?
Buried up to their waist (male) or neck (female) hands tied behind their back, rocks of a "suitable size" tally hoa...enjoy! Long live Allah!

http://http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/video/stoning-short.wmv

**momo8** · 30-08-2008, 09:45 PM

Infidel swines.

**EmperorTud** · 30-08-2008, 09:52 PM

Allah U Akbar.

**Missismiggins** · 30-08-2008, 10:09 PM

Apostasy begins tonight!

**Airportwo** · 30-08-2008, 10:35 PM

Dont believe it does start tonight, I am in the Middle East, have they been told? as they are unaware............

**kingwilly** · 30-08-2008, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Airportwo

Dont believe it does start tonight, I am in the Middle East, have they been told? as they are unaware............

Starts Monday in Indonesia.

Part of the problem lies in the use of the Koran verses for when the moon is correct, as opposed to the more accurate Astronomical knowledge these days....

**RandomChances** · 30-08-2008, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by Airportwo

Dont believe it does start tonight, I am in the Middle East, have they been told? as they are unaware............

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Starts Monday in Indonesia.

Part of the problem lies in the use of the Koran verses for when the moon is correct, as opposed to the more accurate Astronomical knowledge these days....

Well I'm working in Saudi now, and the locals tell me it all depends on the sighting of the full moon, could be tonight or tomorrow night. Most people are away on holidays from end of work tomorrow for 5 weeks, I've got to wait til end of Nov...... Oh it's fukcing hot here

**TizMe** · 30-08-2008, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by pai nai ma

(I will enjoy the feast when it closes but not join you for the fast.)

The feast starts at sundown every day. Just don't get in their way at 10 minutes to sundown..

**kingwilly** · 30-08-2008, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

and the locals tell me it all depends on the sighting of the full moon,

That's what I mean, the verses say from the full moon, and the astronomers say it will be sunday night/monday morning.

**dirtydog** · 30-08-2008, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

Well I'm working in Saudi now,

Ahhh, you got a proper job at last

**RandomChances** · 30-08-2008, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by RandomChances

Well I'm working in Saudi now,

Ahhh, you got a proper job at last

Yes mate, they called me about 2 days after I got back to the UK, messing about on different courses for about 2 months and then been out here for another 2

**RandomChances** · 30-08-2008, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

That's what I mean, the verses say from the full moon, and the astronomers say it will be sunday night/monday morning.

Depends where you are as well

**Frankenstein** · 31-08-2008, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Allah U Akbar.

Tud U B Silly.

**mackayae** · 31-08-2008, 11:03 AM

Does that mean the bars will be closed during the day?

**good2bhappy** · 31-08-2008, 11:04 AM

if the moon was sighted I thought it started on the 30th!

**kingwilly** · 31-08-2008, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by mackayae

Does that mean the bars will be closed during the day?

uhuh. and some/many restaurants. and many bars, discos, massage &/or Karaoke places are closed the entire month, 4 or 5 star hotel based places are allowed to stay open for reduced hours. (ie close earlier).

**pai nai ma** · 31-08-2008, 11:17 AM

Just noticed my misspelling in the thread title. R-A-M-A-D-A-N!

**good2bhappy** · 31-08-2008, 11:19 AM

Apologies starts on the eve of 31

**good2bhappy** · 31-08-2008, 11:21 AM

great one more day of drinking

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