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Old 30-08-2008, 04:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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tell us more about typical American excess Aunty.
You know, even before I posted that I was thinking to myself: 'I bet someone entirely misses the point of this'.

I was however thinking more along the lines of someone like EmperorTud who seems incapable of recognising a blatant joke when he sees one and in fact has in the past taken them seriously enough to even red them.

I honestly never thought it would be you but oh well, here we be. For shame.
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Old 30-08-2008, 04:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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UN Declaration of Human Rights (Original Draft Version, For Distribution in Europe Only):


Article 1.
  • All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
Article 2.
  • Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty.
Article 3.
  • Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.
Article 4.
  • No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
Article 5.
  • No one shall be denied the right to think Americans are cnuts, it's a well known fact anyway. No one shall be denied the right to hate the obese overbearing motherfunkers, I mean, Jesus, who do they think they are, the jumped-up twats! They think rounders is a man's game and they never shut up about how great they are. I mean like, they saved us from Hitler and that, thanks a bunch, but do they have to keep reminding us? Can we make this one compulsory rather than just a right?

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Old 30-08-2008, 05:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 30-08-2008, 05:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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No one shall be denied the right to think Americans are cnuts,
Amendment 1 to Article 5 - No one shall be denied the right to think an American is a cnut.

Amendment revision submitted to reflect the singular.
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Old 30-08-2008, 05:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 31-08-2008, 05:53 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Quite a few of our resident Americans seem to believe that Brits, and Old Euros do not have the right to criticize or hate their country, and that this privilege should only be reserved to Americans only

Is that true for every country ? should this only be a right reserved to its citizens ?
Do you mean much like only blacks are allowed to use the word "niggar"?
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Old 31-08-2008, 07:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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bout time some sad lackey breaks out the queen's proclamation. We haven't seen it in, what ... a month or two?

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Old 01-09-2008, 04:45 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Does that mean you hate Hollywood movies too? JFK? Big hamburgers? Hula dancers?
Levi's jeans, rock and roll, jazz, freedom, free speech, the greatest variety of environments of any country on the planet...

Yeah, lots to hate about America.

It's not America that most non-Americans hate (if they do) it's the idiotic administration of the country.

They'll stand on a street corner in front of Starbucks, with a Marlboro, in a leather jacket, wearing Wranglers and Converse All-Stars, just after seeing the latest Will Smith movie and before heading off to McDonald's or KFC for a quick bite before heading home and bitch about America all the time, like it's a personified demon.

It's just penis envy and all Americans know it...and laugh when you bitch about their country.
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Do you mean much like only blacks are allowed to use the word "niggar"?
Is being American a "race" ? gee, atta, even you can't be that stupid !!!
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With that post, you're sounding more and more American, Butters.
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