Bill Hicks - Revelations
To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake.
You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:
"There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."
[Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]
"Oh my me."
"I left fucking pot everywhere."
"I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."
"That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."
"If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."
"(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
And God wept. I believe is the next verse.
(BTW if you haven't got the video, you can see the whole Revelations show with a transcript here)
Bill Hicks - Revelations (1993) (video & transcript) (56:22)