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    Cannabis - a gift from god

    Priest's potty gift from God


    A Bulgarian priest is to go under police surveillance - because of a field of cannabis he claims is a gift from God.

    Father Cyril Papudov has been arrested seven times but police have never caught him actually cultivating the crop.

    He claims the cannabis seeded by itself and is part of God's gift of nature and nothing to do with him.

    One police source in Petrich told local media: "There has been a great deal of suspicion over the years about what is going on with these plants.

    "He is a man of the cloth and so a lot of people don't want to think badly of him but frankly if someone has a huge crop of cannabis in their back garden it's highly unlikely they are just sitting there admiring its horticultural properties."

    Now police are planning a 24-hour surveillance operation.

    A police spokesman said: "Although the man involved is a member of the clergy we feel this surveillance is necessary.

    "By keeping a watch on the plants we can make sure this is the case and put an end to any suspicions over the purpose of these plants once and for all."

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    I don't smoke, but i find this amusing and just shows how fair the mind of the Bulgarian police is.

    Long gone in the west when zero tolerance was favoured over common sense by some twat

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    I think thats really sweet. Imagine what his sermons are like. Bless him. I wish more priests, vicars and the like indulged.
    Reminds me of some of the Cheech and Chong stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Imagine what his sermons are like.
    "Children, chill. Stand, come forward and partake of this doobie. Pass it around share the spirit of happiness. Hey dude nuff already. Tis a sin to bogart the joint."

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    Confession could be fun too......

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Confession could be fun too......
    Clinton would like it. Clinton - "Father I have sinned". I smoked marijuana."
    Father Cyril - "Fear not my son. Say a quick hail maryjane. Tell everyone it was a gift from god n you didn't inhale."

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    Don't know nothing about that shit, I never ever shot none of it in my arms..

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    ^good job too.

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    "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." (Genesis 9:3).

    What does the Bible say about using marijuana or pot?

    He's approved it. Its in that book he wrote.

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    Bill Hicks - Revelations

    To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake.

    You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:

    "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."
    [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]

    "Oh my me."

    "I left fucking pot everywhere."

    "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."

    "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."

    "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."

    "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."

    And God wept. I believe is the next verse.




    (BTW if you haven't got the video, you can see the whole Revelations show with a transcript here)
    Bill Hicks - Revelations (1993) (video & transcript) (56:22)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife View Post
    Bill Hicks - Revelations

    To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake.

    You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:

    "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."
    [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]

    "Oh my me."

    "I left fucking pot everywhere."

    "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."

    "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."

    "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."

    "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."

    And God wept. I believe is the next verse.




    (BTW if you haven't got the video, you can see the whole Revelations show with a transcript here)
    Bill Hicks - Revelations (1993) (video & transcript) (56:22)
    now that made me laugh. Have a green.

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