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    Would you fuck your dentist?

    ...Because I think my dentist is fucking me, the dastardly bint reckons that a root canal procedure is a three visit, erm, procedure.

    It is?

    How come it needs two temporary fillings and then a final one, why not just cut straight to the final one?

    Can anybody confirm that I am just being paranoid or if my thoughts are just?
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
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    How big are her tits ?

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    My root canal took 3 visits.

    all of them were extremely unpleasant.

    get it done in 1 3 hour bang if you are very brave.

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    Rude title there.
    A mod not going to amend it?

    And yes more visits is needed. Just pay up and be done with it. Hardly an event worth writing home about.

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    Mine was 2 visits. Not sure if all root canals require a cap, but if they do on the first visit they grind the tooth down to a post and then they have to take an impression mold of it and send it to be made into a porcelain cap.

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    I hardly think so, He is a 70 year old Seventh day adventist that came here 50 years ago as a missionary, married and opened his praxctise here,, He does have a cute little Daughter in Law that I would pork in a hot second tho.

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    Root Canal requires time Scampy...First visit to cut the old out...should be accompanied by a modicum of pain...especially once the jab wears off...

    second visit to insert the wee drills which they tweak by hand much like the aquapuncture needles...this ensures that the canal is clean ...

    third visit will fill and close the canal and you can go on your merry way...

    you would not like the pain of one gone wrong which is why they allow time for these things...

    be assured Scampy that you are not being foked by your dentist...just see if you're man enough to get a hard on while she's working on your root canal...

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    Hi Klongy, long time no see - welcome back.

    Thankyou for clarifying that, I will book an appointment right away.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    How big are her tits ?
    She's quite sexy but she's very thin and her boobies are like fried eggs, Butterfly would like her.

    I made a video of the first root canal procedure which is on YouTube but I won't post a link because that's self promotion and it's not on. I have upset Ant enough this week, you should see my repos.

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    Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

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    In the event you need root canal treatment it means that decay has infiltrated your root and that infection is prevalent.

    The first treatment normally takes the centre of the root out and a sedative is injected and then a temporary filling. Quite often you need to take some antibiotics and to kill the infection.

    The best I could do was 2 visits and a week in between to make sure all infections were gone.

    Good luck scampy and I hate this type of treatment also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate View Post
    Rude title there.
    A mod not going to amend it?

    And yes more visits is needed. Just pay up and be done with it. Hardly an event worth writing home about.
    Au contraire. Scampy has 'entertained' us with a thread about sniffing his armpits once, where he mused that there was an odour of barbeque sauce!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    A mod not going to amend it?
    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I made a video of the first root canal procedure which is on YouTube
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    She's quite sexy
    Is the tart in the video? If so, post a link. If not, don't bother.

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    ^ I think he's waiting for someone else to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate View Post
    Rude title there.
    A mod not going to amend it?
    FUCK OFF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate View Post
    Rude title there.
    A mod not going to amend it?
    FUCK OFF.
    Started early today, Milky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I made a video of the first root canal procedure which is on YouTube
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    She's quite sexy
    Is the tart in the video? If so, post a link. If not, don't bother.
    Yeah she's in it, oh well... alright then... She takes her mask off at the end at blows a kiss at the camera.

    By the way, I'm due for round three at 4pm.


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    Why didn't you just bump the original thread with this video Scamp?

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    Not bad - needs more fanny though.

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    nothing like a nice root with your dentist

    I had a really cute dentist many moons ago; it was so nice nestling into her ample bosoms whilst she performed horrendous tasks on my teeth

    unfortunately, she was a Harley street dentist, so I could not afford to keep the relationship going on too long
    I have reported your post

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    It is only three times if you are lucky. If you are unlucky like me the root canal is still inflamed and you have to come again one or two more times.

    I was about to do serious damage to the dentist's car after that much torture.

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    She just rang me and said it was completed last time, just two visits were all it took - but I need a filling on my lower left three so I'm still going.

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    You can count yourself very lucky.

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    The one that did my root canal was a male, very sexy, with the most piercing blue eyes above his mask.... And kept apologising every time i winced or moaned over the clamps and sucky things sticking out of my mouth.

    Yes, three visits are the norm. He also told me i coudn't smoke because it would hurt. Of course after an hour of being mutilated i really needed a cig. He was right of course the pain of the smoke over the gaping gash in my gums was terrible.

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    I may get flamed, but anybody who ever needs a root canal, or anything more than a crown for a broken tooth, etc., has not taken of their teeth properly.

    Proper brushing, flossing etc., and yearly maintenance will avoid any problems.

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