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    Today in The Sun

    SOME FAT BIRD GETS FANNY CANCER

    Her name is Jade Goody and apparently she become famous after appearing on the Channel 4 reality show Big Brother in 2002 and, unlike most Big Brother housemates, went on to become a household name through media coverage (in the UK - I don't know her from a bar of soap).

    She seems to be a typical Essex thickie with obvious lip implants and upon hearing the news that she had cervical cancer The Sun informs us she was live on Indian telly on the Mumbai version of Big Brother. The Sun reveals she broke down and did not want to tell her fellow Indian housemates what was wrong until her family had been informed, which is fair enough. I felt a bit sorry for her really, she seems quite harmless.

    Jade back from hospital | The Sun |News

    GLITTERMANIA (AS PREDICTED)

    The Sun continues it's obsession with paedophiles and prefixes every mention of the word 'Gary' with 'smug', 'pervert', 'sick', and whatever else it can find to whip people up into a frenzy and in doing so probably creating more paedophiles. They say any publicity is good publicity. The Sun invites us to 'Have Your Say' and Steve Jones (50) from Peterborough says he's coming back to take advantage of the NHS whereas Dorothy Wright (76) from Lancaster says he's a monster and that he should be locked up, and Mike Shipley (36) from Maidstone, notes that the UK is too soft on criminals - well said Mike, this is a revalation.

    WELSH ACTOR LEAVES HOME WITH GIRLFRIEND

    Rhys Ifans is over his ex girlfriend Sienna Miller, he said so because he had pen on his face and it said 'K' not 'S' which means he doesn't love Sienna Miller anymore so there - and his new girlfriend had a party at some place none of us could afford and after the party our man from The Sun took photos right up close and Ryhs Ifans wanted to punch our man from your very own Sun. That is the PUNCH line, get it, PUNCH LINE!

    Rhys Ifans pens love message on his face for Kimberly Stewart | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

    BUY THE SUN NEWSPAPER - (Actual headline)

    Jesus.

    Buy The Sun newspaper | The Sun


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    The Sun is shite, why people still read it and advertise them freely on the net I don't understand. Typical British tabloid whores no doubt.

    Still, page 3s was a great bit of marketing.

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    I've been patient, digging deep like - there was a plane crash in Madrid yesterday and, guess what?

    LILY ALLEN HAS DYED HER HAIR AGAIN!

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    BUY THE SUN NEWSPAPER - (Actual headline)

    Jesus.

    Buy The Sun newspaper | The Sun



    Subtle, isn't it?

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    Works though doesn't it? Biggest selling newspaper in the UK.

    The Scamps of this world will always be at the newstand with their 50p in their hand ready for some titillation.

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    I owe bkksadness a red for that comparison.

    The Sun would give Gary Glitter a rough time if his only crime was a speeding ticket. I think sex offenders should be severely punished be they kiddie fiddlers or rapists but because he had a few years of fame in the 70's, he will get ten fold the abuse and violence than a nobody paedo would.

    The Sun even bullies and abuses heros like David Beckham yet celebrates these Big Brother twats. This is a paper which influences most of the UK population - probably a big factor in why UK culture is as fucked up as it is.

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    The sun are only providing the people with what they want

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    ^ Unfortunately you're right, that's the tragedy - the media tells people what they want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness
    The Scamps of this world will always be at the newstand with their 50p in their hand ready for some titillation.
    30p now!

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    The Sun would give Gary Glitter a rough time if his only crime was a speeding ticket.
    No they wouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness
    The Scamps of this world will always be at the newstand with their 50p in their hand ready for some titillation.
    30p now!
    20p for tissues after he reached page 3.

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    If everybody in the Uk did not buy The Sun tomorrow, the price would go to 10p, and then if nobody bought it the next day (this is a fantasy of mine) it would go to 1p or free, then if nobody bought it again ever - Rupert Murdoch and the scumbags at The Sun HQ would pull their hair out with confusion and despair as their profits turned into debts and the UK would start a new era.

    ...Or read The Mirror instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness View Post
    The Sun would give Gary Glitter a rough time if his only crime was a speeding ticket.
    No they wouldn't.
    My point is they will pick on who they want... Go to bed, you've had too much of that 7-Eleven vodka.

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    The sun believes it is the most influential newspaper in Britain, at least the daily sport don't pretend to be anything else apart from a rag.

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    ^^ I WILL NOT TAKE THAT INSULT!!!












    (it was absolut)










    anyways, gonna watch Deliverence now.

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    ^ Boy, you sure got a pretty mouth....

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    The Sun and other redtops have followed a good old English tradition of the comic. The Beano, Dandy, Eagle etc has just been mashed up and repackaged as a "newspaper" for adults. Everything is put in the same place, Page 3, the crossword, cartoons then sport so you dont even have to think about reading it.
    If the crossword moved to say, page 4 there would be a national outcry "why has the crossword been cancelled?" it hasnt, its just been moved but you're so fucking thick you cant even figure that out. Thats why they get 4 million odd 30ps everday, a simple formula for simple people who dont want news, they want a comic.
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    Bumwiper rag.

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    Now the thing I liked about The Daily Sport was the tit count!

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    I don't get tit obsession.

    I'm fortunate not to be afflicted with drools over a fat gland in the chest.

    everyone has them (female people at least) and they are all pretty much the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    The Sun continues it's obsession with paedophiles and prefixes every mention of the word 'Gary' with 'smug', 'pervert', 'sick'
    They're gonna run out of adjectives if they're not careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    I don't get tit obsession.

    I'm fortunate not to be afflicted with drools over a fat gland in the chest.

    everyone has them (female people at least) and they are all pretty much the same.

    Yeh fortunate indeed... gay boy.

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    Theres nothing wrong with appreciating the female form whilst on the bog or having your break at work. The Sport set its standard from the outset and stuck to it. Some people think its a horrible smutty paper for degenerates, I actually think its more of a parody/pisstake of all the other newspapers and they don't quite get it.
    Bus found on the moon! Tits ! Elvis found in Cheltenham ! Tits

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    747 on the darkside of the moon was one of my favourates
    I heard for the sunday edition they get high on coke and see who can make up the most bizare story.
    If there is no news make it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy View Post
    Now the thing I liked about The Daily Sport was the tit count!
    tit count or nip count ?

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